For K

we love pulling up receipts
exactly one hour left x
let's start getting out the pitchforks & torches

^^^me when i lie to an entire community of lana stans. @TheDollClub pull tf up, you know the addy.   

well i made the thread
so i guess this conversation should go over there - helping the mods with their job
anyway back to LDR9 and being very disappointed with @TheDollClub who currently has a little more than 1 hour left

All the fake insiders who just sent scat and left seeing their own LB thread 

All the fake insiders who just sent scat and left seeing their own LB thread 

All the fake insiders who just sent scat and left seeing their own LB thread 

We really should haha and we can document every fake insider and their fake info from every era too 
@TheDollClub just made it as this era's first fake insider congrats Miss Doll 

Anyways, since we all just got dolled by TheDollClub, here are the best fake songtitles i've seen in the last 3 eras:
 
1. Liz, I'm Calling From Calihoma/California
2. My Thoughts Are Not Borrowed - Just Blue
3. Seafoam Nova
4. Dolphin Flower
5. Santa Monica Sinner
6. Peach Fuzz
7. God Complex
8. Still Blond At A Bottle's End
9. The Microplastics In My Blood
10. (Waist Deep In) Icy Waves
11. Long Nails On Your Back 
12. 1998
13. If You Want A Little More - Chill A Little More
14. Solstice
 
And with some of my personal fake songtitles that im proud of: Forever - My Sun Chaser, At Peace At Last & Never Too Late To Stay In My Bed ~ Yup, we have an album full of good fake songtitles tbh 
 
 

@TheDollClub 
Two and a half hours left 

i'm so tired of waiting
i'm holding out for the whores & so my post at 12pm LA time can get a bunch of likes and i can get voted best member at the lipsters
edit: i should say that i'm being sarcastic about the likes & lipster awards thing - just realized it read as a lil more condescending than i intended x

@TheDollClub 
Two and a half hours left 

Honestly I'd give dollgate a 2/10. The two points are only because it didn't end in my computer screen being bombarded with scat. 

Y'all got krissed dolls 

it's 10pm in LA or so, @TheDollClub is still not here I'm genuinely gullible, I'm going to get a life

Honestly I'd give dollgate a 2/10. The two points are only because it didn't end in my computer screen being bombarded with scat. 

Did we believe or were we just bored 

no its true.
I can imagine Lana - scrolling thru this thread and somehow thinking of making an album concept that based on fans' fake songtitles - dubbed as "These are the stories from many people ive met and now i want to tell the tales" type of concept (à la Jazmin Sullivan's widespread acclaim "Heaux Tales")

I mean above all else we did almost reach 700 pages of delusions, fantasies, and fake insiders today. We may not have any content but we definitely have keyboards 

@TheDollClub 
Two and a half hours left 

@TheDollClub 
Two and a half hours left 

i'm getting really bored while waiting for 2 am to roll around i wanna get those pitchforks out already

I read it just as it came out on Reuters is very possible. I haven't found one consistent declaration of exactly where it was fired from. All we know is that it was a Russian missle. But Biden seems convinced it wasn't from russia or the frontlines of battle as of now. 

Just read on Reuters, Biden is saying he has convincing intel that it wasn't a Russian missle? Now as an American I obviously take everything my own government says with a hefty grain of salt but I feel like he wouldn't say that without some strong evidence. He has been waiting for a reason to throw the book at Putin so I'm actually kind've shocked?! So maybe A.) Since it was a building where a lot of dried grain was being stored and kept and as most know dried grain + even a match or lit cigarette in the wrong place could equal boom. Or possibility B.) it was from a Ukrainian soldier who accidentally sent an anti-missle rocket the wrong way? (Highly, highly unlikely but I bet both my ass cheeks Russia will absolute spin that narrative come tomorrow). 
 
No idea as of right now but it seems like WWIII is off the table (Not that it was necessarily on the table)and russia gets to play victim for allegedly being truthful for once and nobody believing them when they said it wasn't their rocket. Anyways hopefully that puts some people at ease. Especially the Polish LB members. Russia doesn't want a war with Poland, they know they'll lose.
 
Also just to make this clear this is what an American president said, and as we all know the american government isn't necessarily recognized as a beacon of honesty ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 
 
 
 

at least we can add "the microplastics in my blood" to our long list of iconic fake song titles
she's joining the likes of mary (scared of me), dolphin flower, seafoam nova & liz i'm calling from calihoma
edit: i think we have enough iconic fake song titles to make an entire album of fake songs

Honestly I'd give dollgate a 2/10. The two points are only because it didn't end in my computer screen being bombarded with scat.