Platinum Greenwich

This is stupid and sloppy, but I love it so much.
 

 
I love you forever (I really love you forever) if you get the reference.

Been feelin' ultraviolent~!
 

 

 
BONUS:
 

 
this is going on my tumblr as soon as my color ocd permits

@@Elle: Sure! I'm super fucking late on this, but I kinda forgot.
 
In other news...
 

 


(can someone please inform me of an image hosting service that doesn't put the images through hell and back)

Not mine.
 
Did this ages ago and I'm positive I posted it somewhere on here, but whee:
 

 

^ I meant for the text to match her shade of lipstick, but you're right -- it is kinda garish-looking. Will edit when I can be bothered to!  <3
 

 

 
alternate version without the "side a/side b" text

I've got a bunch of these just sitting around; thought to put them out here for y'all to use if you'd like.
There's a few alternates among these (a "Lana Del Rey" variant of DG, and some alternate fonts for UATW, in this case) so just ask if you're curious about those!

YOUR BAND IS ALL THE RAGE + ALL SMILES





TRASH MAGIC



ULTRAVIOLENCE



US AGAINST THE WORLD



DANGEROUS GIRL (imgur this one up but just holla if u want the uncompressed version lol)


 

just gonna unload these
 

 

 

 

the teal green trailer w/ the christmas lights, the baby blue babydoll dress, the white electric guitar................
 
this is too iconic

the teal green trailer w/ the christmas lights, the baby blue babydoll dress, the white electric guitar................
 
this is too iconic

Got this Lizzy Grant idea when I took a shower and then I drew it! But I’ve been so tired all day, I left it as this instead of working more on it.

Wispies are the tea. Any style that is kind of "uneven" and chunky - like the Huda Beauty Hoodie #23 which I'm currently obsessed with #notspon - where you can trim them to fit your eyes without losing structure. If your natural lashes don't curl very easily, they won't stand out as much as a more uniform strip lash would, either.
 
They're also very forgiving in terms of placement; I always place my false lashes "anchored" to my inner lashline, but flared out to sit on my natural lashes, on the outer corners. My preference is to trim off a section or two (always starting from the outside), so they end up looking more like half-lashes - or 3/4ths-lashes at least - but sitting kind of so they're framed on both sides by my natural lashes, when you look up close.
 

 
It does show when you blink/close your eyes, but on the flipside, people will compliment you on your cat eyes when in reality you're not wearing any eyeliner at all.
 
Technically, I think this is improper technique - and you have to be careful not to rip your natural lashes out when you've put falsies on like this, but yeah.

Wispies are the tea. Any style that is kind of "uneven" and chunky - like the Huda Beauty Hoodie #23 which I'm currently obsessed with #notspon - where you can trim them to fit your eyes without losing structure. If your natural lashes don't curl very easily, they won't stand out as much as a more uniform strip lash would, either.
 
They're also very forgiving in terms of placement; I always place my false lashes "anchored" to my inner lashline, but flared out to sit on my natural lashes, on the outer corners. My preference is to trim off a section or two (always starting from the outside), so they end up looking more like half-lashes - or 3/4ths-lashes at least - but sitting kind of so they're framed on both sides by my natural lashes, when you look up close.
 

 
It does show when you blink/close your eyes, but on the flipside, people will compliment you on your cat eyes when in reality you're not wearing any eyeliner at all.
 
Technically, I think this is improper technique - and you have to be careful not to rip your natural lashes out when you've put falsies on like this, but yeah.

Wispies are the tea. Any style that is kind of "uneven" and chunky - like the Huda Beauty Hoodie #23 which I'm currently obsessed with #notspon - where you can trim them to fit your eyes without losing structure. If your natural lashes don't curl very easily, they won't stand out as much as a more uniform strip lash would, either.
 
They're also very forgiving in terms of placement; I always place my false lashes "anchored" to my inner lashline, but flared out to sit on my natural lashes, on the outer corners. My preference is to trim off a section or two (always starting from the outside), so they end up looking more like half-lashes - or 3/4ths-lashes at least - but sitting kind of so they're framed on both sides by my natural lashes, when you look up close.
 

 
It does show when you blink/close your eyes, but on the flipside, people will compliment you on your cat eyes when in reality you're not wearing any eyeliner at all.
 
Technically, I think this is improper technique - and you have to be careful not to rip your natural lashes out when you've put falsies on like this, but yeah.

Wispies are the tea. Any style that is kind of "uneven" and chunky - like the Huda Beauty Hoodie #23 which I'm currently obsessed with #notspon - where you can trim them to fit your eyes without losing structure. If your natural lashes don't curl very easily, they won't stand out as much as a more uniform strip lash would, either.
 
They're also very forgiving in terms of placement; I always place my false lashes "anchored" to my inner lashline, but flared out to sit on my natural lashes, on the outer corners. My preference is to trim off a section or two (always starting from the outside), so they end up looking more like half-lashes - or 3/4ths-lashes at least - but sitting kind of so they're framed on both sides by my natural lashes, when you look up close.
 

 
It does show when you blink/close your eyes, but on the flipside, people will compliment you on your cat eyes when in reality you're not wearing any eyeliner at all.
 
Technically, I think this is improper technique - and you have to be careful not to rip your natural lashes out when you've put falsies on like this, but yeah.

Wispies are the tea. Any style that is kind of "uneven" and chunky - like the Huda Beauty Hoodie #23 which I'm currently obsessed with #notspon - where you can trim them to fit your eyes without losing structure. If your natural lashes don't curl very easily, they won't stand out as much as a more uniform strip lash would, either.
 
They're also very forgiving in terms of placement; I always place my false lashes "anchored" to my inner lashline, but flared out to sit on my natural lashes, on the outer corners. My preference is to trim off a section or two (always starting from the outside), so they end up looking more like half-lashes - or 3/4ths-lashes at least - but sitting kind of so they're framed on both sides by my natural lashes, when you look up close.
 

 
It does show when you blink/close your eyes, but on the flipside, people will compliment you on your cat eyes when in reality you're not wearing any eyeliner at all.
 
Technically, I think this is improper technique - and you have to be careful not to rip your natural lashes out when you've put falsies on like this, but yeah.

Wispies are the tea. Any style that is kind of "uneven" and chunky - like the Huda Beauty Hoodie #23 which I'm currently obsessed with #notspon - where you can trim them to fit your eyes without losing structure. If your natural lashes don't curl very easily, they won't stand out as much as a more uniform strip lash would, either.
 
They're also very forgiving in terms of placement; I always place my false lashes "anchored" to my inner lashline, but flared out to sit on my natural lashes, on the outer corners. My preference is to trim off a section or two (always starting from the outside), so they end up looking more like half-lashes - or 3/4ths-lashes at least - but sitting kind of so they're framed on both sides by my natural lashes, when you look up close.
 

 
It does show when you blink/close your eyes, but on the flipside, people will compliment you on your cat eyes when in reality you're not wearing any eyeliner at all.
 
Technically, I think this is improper technique - and you have to be careful not to rip your natural lashes out when you've put falsies on like this, but yeah.

these collages are fucking incredible WHAT
 
pls make a paradise one!!!!!!! 

these collages are fucking incredible WHAT
 
pls make a paradise one!!!!!!! 

probably the least dangerous thing she's ever done in a car

probably the least dangerous thing she's ever done in a car

probably the least dangerous thing she's ever done in a car

probably the least dangerous thing she's ever done in a car

probably the least dangerous thing she's ever done in a car

Seriously tho I hope she gets better soon, bless her soul. 

probably the least dangerous thing she's ever done in a car