Platinum Greenwich

wth is bradley still doing on merch lmao

hmm probably won't be able to then; i'm in row 102 and probably gonna get there right at 7 since i'm running late as per usual 
 
but if anyone sees me say hi -- i'm 6ft / baseball cap / muscle tee / ho shorts / not as mean as i look 

wow this poster merch is cool
https://twitter.com/QualityLana/status/596445809907863554/photo/1
 
i was always considering printing it off myself if i ever found it in hq

 
punching things hurts

this is so unreal omg. if anyone's coming across more snippets pls post in the the thread! i wanna try and keep it all together because this is the first genuinely exciting thing to happen in this fanbase in a while~

Ghettomoon is coming! Cultural appropriation on fleek

why has the show not happened yet. these videos were here when I woke up today lol

i could literally edit wikipedia rn to say that her new album is called Vaginal Fluids, its not a reliable source,,,,,,
 
i hope she does OTTR differently, she seemed to struggle with some of the live performances previously bc of the low notes + fast-paced tempo of the studio version

Anyone want to smoke a J before the show tonight? I'm bringing a few!

I love her live debuts; for all of a few minutes it's no longer a mass karaoke session lmao

I really like it as well. Lana keeps me going to the movies, y'all...
 
(still haven't seen Big Eyes tho, tbh... )

Why would Lana be spinning with the door open? #SafetyFeatures

lana's mere existence gives me hope in humanity. but her prominence in society has also made me really cynical about the way many (if not most) people think 
 
like honestly it went from 'soulless whore with a rich daddy' (2012) ---> 'calculating she-demon lacking in any true personality' (2015) 
 
people will always find some kind of false justification just to make themselves feel more whole 
 
and kim gordon is undeniably talented, which makes this particularly depressing 

I love her live debuts; for all of a few minutes it's no longer a mass karaoke session lmao

I love her live debuts; for all of a few minutes it's no longer a mass karaoke session lmao

I love her live debuts; for all of a few minutes it's no longer a mass karaoke session lmao

I love her live debuts; for all of a few minutes it's no longer a mass karaoke session lmao

Yeah, I can imagine something like this:
Lana: "Let's do a new one!"
The public is going apeshit
Lana facing her band asking rhetorically: "We never did this one?"
Band: "No"
Lana singing an a capella "version" of LiB just 1 verse and the chorus
Lana laughing awkwardly to the public and sticking cutely her tong out
The first rows are going apeshit
Lana: "Let's do Carmen"  

Im glad lana finally made her big break

she'll truly have made it when they write the question as: 
 
this artist's reproductive organ is known to taste similarly to which popular brand of cola? 

The fact that we're waiting for a soundtrack? song, a music video, AND an album and this is the only 'news' we have is kinda depressing

LOLITA

 

In  poor Pop Art "effect"

 

They're disgusting, I'm delicious
They disgust me, I'm delicious
Let's discuss this, I'm delicious
 
Fffffffff~

I wanna have another go.
 
01. Sugar Cane & Spices
02. Yes To Heaven
03. Later
04. The Hand Of God
05. On My Dime
06.  K
07.  Music To Watch Boys To
08.  I'm With Stupid
09.  Class Act
10.  Living Legend
11.  Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood
 
**   La Hacienda
**   Goodnight Tonight
**   Totally Unworthy
 
**   DD/LG (iTunes Exclusive)

"pretty baby" sup k how you doin

my favourite hobby is pretending Once Upon A Dream doesn't exist!