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I literally was gonna post this after the interview was over omg.
Everything makes sense now that Starfucker was the last album of the contract.
 
This is absolutely why she can't release No Comma yet. She can't release anything or it will be under that label.
She's either going independent and wants to own everything or has another label lined up after and they wont let her release.

Yeah I really do wonder how she will move in the future.
 
She asked for the stems to Trisha's I Love You Jesus for a remix which, is so hilarious but exactly fits with the kind of artist she wants to be just doing stuff that is fun or cool for the hell of it and putting it out not worrying about the label pressure and timeline. She could so easily be a 'viral hit' type of artist with the type of collab ideas she has. But she's also very artistically sound and knows how to put a complete album together.
 
So I really hope whatever happens shes able to explore both sides of her music. (aka, her if-new-label is more willing to work with her on stuff like that)

Exact same pitchfork score as TTPD. And I really am seeing the parallels between these two albums.
 
Theyre both kind of releasing completely unnecessarily. They dont provide anything new to the artists body of work. Dont push any boundaries. Most tracks are very samey and lack identity save for a few. Its not a bad album but its not moving any measure. 
 
Theres good songs on here but this isnt a great album.
 
There were people saying Dua Lipa was the next Lady Gaga after Future Nostalgia released and her next album was going to be huge. This is definitely not that…

At this point you really can't believe anything she says one way or the other.
From various mental issues she has including drug addiction you can't take her extreme highs and extreme lows too seriously.
 
From the perspective of someone who is a professional artist (not music) its incredibly frustrating to watch her be one of the most beloved, viral internet sensations in the last few years and just totally squander that. Like genuinely, what are her options for 'retirement'? She's already near homeless and what kinds of jobs can she reliably keep in the state that she is in? 
 
When currently shes sitting on a goldmine of music she could release with just even the smallest semblance of a release plan. She could easily set up a print-on-demand merch shop and be making thousands every week in merch sales. Reach out to a vinyl pressing company and make a fucking killing on all of her previous albums.
 
Its all literally just laying in the palm of her hands.

The best selling album of this year babe lets keep up! Lmao
 
(The Tortured Poets Department)

Exact same pitchfork score as TTPD. And I really am seeing the parallels between these two albums.
 
Theyre both kind of releasing completely unnecessarily. They dont provide anything new to the artists body of work. Dont push any boundaries. Most tracks are very samey and lack identity save for a few. Its not a bad album but its not moving any measure. 
 
Theres good songs on here but this isnt a great album.
 
There were people saying Dua Lipa was the next Lady Gaga after Future Nostalgia released and her next album was going to be huge. This is definitely not that…

completely agree with it being
 

At this point you really can't believe anything she says one way or the other.
From various mental issues she has including drug addiction you can't take her extreme highs and extreme lows too seriously.
 
From the perspective of someone who is a professional artist (not music) its incredibly frustrating to watch her be one of the most beloved, viral internet sensations in the last few years and just totally squander that. Like genuinely, what are her options for 'retirement'? She's already near homeless and what kinds of jobs can she reliably keep in the state that she is in? 
 
When currently shes sitting on a goldmine of music she could release with just even the smallest semblance of a release plan. She could easily set up a print-on-demand merch shop and be making thousands every week in merch sales. Reach out to a vinyl pressing company and make a fucking killing on all of her previous albums.
 
Its all literally just laying in the palm of her hands.

At this point you really can't believe anything she says one way or the other.
From various mental issues she has including drug addiction you can't take her extreme highs and extreme lows too seriously.
 
From the perspective of someone who is a professional artist (not music) its incredibly frustrating to watch her be one of the most beloved, viral internet sensations in the last few years and just totally squander that. Like genuinely, what are her options for 'retirement'? She's already near homeless and what kinds of jobs can she reliably keep in the state that she is in? 
 
When currently shes sitting on a goldmine of music she could release with just even the smallest semblance of a release plan. She could easily set up a print-on-demand merch shop and be making thousands every week in merch sales. Reach out to a vinyl pressing company and make a fucking killing on all of her previous albums.
 
Its all literally just laying in the palm of her hands.

Having both artists there at the same time but no duo performance was absolutely insane. Baffling, really.

At this point you really can't believe anything she says one way or the other.
From various mental issues she has including drug addiction you can't take her extreme highs and extreme lows too seriously.
 
From the perspective of someone who is a professional artist (not music) its incredibly frustrating to watch her be one of the most beloved, viral internet sensations in the last few years and just totally squander that. Like genuinely, what are her options for 'retirement'? She's already near homeless and what kinds of jobs can she reliably keep in the state that she is in? 
 
When currently shes sitting on a goldmine of music she could release with just even the smallest semblance of a release plan. She could easily set up a print-on-demand merch shop and be making thousands every week in merch sales. Reach out to a vinyl pressing company and make a fucking killing on all of her previous albums.
 
Its all literally just laying in the palm of her hands.

I literally was gonna post this after the interview was over omg.
Everything makes sense now that Starfucker was the last album of the contract.
 
This is absolutely why she can't release No Comma yet. She can't release anything or it will be under that label.
She's either going independent and wants to own everything or has another label lined up after and they wont let her release.

Having both artists there at the same time but no duo performance was absolutely insane. Baffling, really.

Having both artists there at the same time but no duo performance was absolutely insane. Baffling, really.

Do you think they wont be performing their collab songs on the tour? Why would performing them in what would be an ad for the tour be a problem...
 
Even if we entertain the idea they need to perform new songs, it would be pretty easy to medley one of Charli's new singles into Rush then into 1999 or vise versa to fit a TV spot.
 
This era is so hilarious that the whole aesthetic is "completely low budget and nobody gives a shit" except they're spending a ridiculous amount of money. When they could just, not.

Having both artists there at the same time but no duo performance was absolutely insane. Baffling, really.

Do you think they wont be performing their collab songs on the tour? Why would performing them in what would be an ad for the tour be a problem...
 
Even if we entertain the idea they need to perform new songs, it would be pretty easy to medley one of Charli's new singles into Rush then into 1999 or vise versa to fit a TV spot.
 
This era is so hilarious that the whole aesthetic is "completely low budget and nobody gives a shit" except they're spending a ridiculous amount of money. When they could just, not.

Having both artists there at the same time but no duo performance was absolutely insane. Baffling, really.

Why people are acting as if she's retiring because of the leaks is beyond me, considering Ayesha has been expressing since day 1 of her comeback that she loathes her career, wants to retire and never wanted to return in the first place. I'm going to be real and say I doubt either album is coming in a completed form, because of her own expressed lack of motivation + the fact that neither album was ever finished. A whore1234-type file dump might be the best case scenario
 
My thoughts on the leaks are: Come On! is bad and disappointing, I honestly hate this one. The Lil Bimbo rework is cute, I like it. But the final version of Delicious is so perfect and definitely one of her bests from the 2018–19 time period; I can't stop listening.
 
It's especially powerful knowing it was meant to be the final 'Ayesha Erotica' single… "one more, she's out" "made it big just to give it all away, when you ask her what she did it for she still won't know what to say". It feels fictionalised but also so true to her. 

You're always so optimistic about Ayesha releasing music its so cute

 
 

You're always so optimistic about Ayesha releasing music its so cute

 
 

She really has the worst fans. 
I've never seen a more destructive and disrespectful fan group.