Nectar Of The Puss

I’m still so confused on why there’s been no promo. Like where are the late night tv appearances or SNL???

I’m still so confused on why there’s been no promo. Like where are the late night tv appearances or SNL???

I’m still so confused on why there’s been no promo. Like where are the late night tv appearances or SNL???

I’m still so confused on why there’s been no promo. Like where are the late night tv appearances or SNL???

Yeah she deserves the break so this album coming out is just really awkward timing and they probably should’ve done it at the end of the eras tour to move onto a new era

maybe the promo wears her out and she just wants to take a break until tour (or she's prepping for met gala )
 
i wish this album had more promotion, but honestly i understand her for taking a lil break. this album is being discussed every day, the promo is just making itself atp 

I’m still so confused on why there’s been no promo. Like where are the late night tv appearances or SNL???

I’m still so confused on why there’s been no promo. Like where are the late night tv appearances or SNL???

“Your wife waters flowers, I want to kill her” actually speaks to me so much bc it’s like “oh look at your pretty little domesticated partner who tends to the house and makes other living things thrive - fuck her” 

it's so pretty 🫶

Earlier today, Lana Del Rey stopped to meet a fan while shopping at MAC Cosmetics in Westfield Century City Mall in Los Angeles, California.

kinda curious what everyones least favs on each album are 
might be some unpopular opinions but these are my favorite and least from each record
 
Debut 
fav - cold as you
least fav - a perfectly good heart
 
Fearless TV
fav - if this was a movie
least fav - bye bye baby
 
Speak Now TV
fav - enchanted
least fav - i honestly dont even know, maybe mean?
 
Red TV
fav - the last time or all too well (10min.v)
least fav - run 
 
1989 TV
fav - slut or wildest dreams
least fav - welcome to ny 
 
reputation
fav - so it goes
least fav - new years day or end game
 
Lover
fav - miss americana
least fav - i forgot that u existed
 
folklore 
fav - my tears ricochet
least fav - peace
 
evermore 
fav - cowboy like me
least fav - dorothea
 
Midnights
fav - maroon
least fav - glitch or vigilante shit
 
TTPD
fav - guilty as sin
least fav - i look in peoples windows 

it's def for the delusional girlies. i personally love it, so many good lines and there and it's just so cunty in a way i cannot explain. i love the fourth wall breaks too! "lights, camera, BITCH, smile" forever iconic  The production is definitely not for everyone, it's very loud and very Jack. I like it better than Bejeweled tbh. 
 

wait... this might be delulu but what if she releases collab versions of a few of the songs on friday
 
fortnight (feat. More Post Malone)
i can fix him (ft. Lana Del Rey)
But Daddy I Love Him (ft. Beyoncé) [this is delusional but let me delulu]
Down Bad (ft. Kendrick Lamar) [a weird choice, but they were seen in a studio last December sooooo]
I Hate It Here (ft. Phoebe Bridgers) [this just makes sense, that song is just so Phoebe coded]

i hope we get a music video or smth on may 3rd (a fortnight from the album) 
 
why is she not promoting one of the best albums in her discography (controversial, but i said it!) 

Soon they’ll go home to their husbands
Smug cause they know they can trust him
Then feverishly calling their cousins.
”Guess who we ran into at the shops
Walking in circles like she was lost.
Didn’t you hear they called it all off?”
One gasp, and then,
”How did it end?”

Let’s hope not

Let’s hope not

Let’s hope not

my final ranking of the standard edition after a week:
 
1. Guilty As Sin?   (Amazing, top 10 song, 13/10)
2. But Daddy I Love Him (just wow, no words, 11/10)
3. Florida!!! (Makes me feral, 10/10)
4. The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived (That bridge deserves a 10/10 alone)
5. Fresh Out The Slammer (A big grower for me, can't get enough of the sound on this track, she needs to do more of this country style 9/10)
6. So Long, London (So beautiful, not my fav track 5  , but I ascend every time I listen 8.8/10)
7. Who's Afraid Of Little Old Me (I can see this going lower later, after the gag wears off it's still a great song, but definitely not the best one. 8.5/10)
8. loml (One of her saddest songs ever, maybe even sadder than hoax. Beautiful song, but I can't see myself going back to it, as it's too sad 8.5/10)
9. Fortnight (I love the emotionless delivery on this one, it really works imo. Makes me feel like a mental hospital patient, 8,3/10)
10. My Boy Only Breaks (A fun bop! The true single of this album, really hopes it gets played on tour 8/10)
11. I Can Do It With A Broken Heart (Another lil bop, maybe the production is a bit too much, but I enjoy it! 8/10)
12. I Can Fix Him (Too short, if it was another minute it would be much higher. I love the country saloon vibe, she really has to go this direction for TS12 .7.9/10)
13. Clara Bow (I enioy this, the production is very "You're On Your Own, Kid" but the melody doesn't do it for me. I do like hearing Taylor Swift say Taylor Swift though. 7.5/10
14. TTPD (Hmm. The lyrics on this are a bit iffy, but I find myself coming back to this song. It might rise in my ranking in time. I like the chorus a lot 7.3/10)
15. The Alchemy (This is a puzzling song, I can't tell if I like it or not. The football metaphors are not for me, none of that on TS12 please. I love the production on this though, and the chorus. Just wish it had different lyrics. The lyric I really like is "Who are we to fight the alchemy"', that's cute. 7.2/10)
16. Down Bad (Not feeling this one. Everyone likes it, it seems, but the chorus is too repetitive for me. It feels like something I can put as backround music when I work out, something I don't have to pay too much atttention to. Overall, it's monotonous. I like it when she says fuck tho. 6.9/10)
 
Overall, I'd give it a score of 83-85. Here's how it ranks among the other albums:
 
1. Evermore
2. 1989
3. Folklore
4. Rep
5. TTPD (Standard)
6. Speak Now
7. Red
8. Midnights
9. Lover
10. Fearless
11. Debut
 
If I combined it with The Anthology though, it would probably be top 3. I actually haven't finished TA yet, I have 6 songs to go. I'll make a full ranking in a few days.

If Taylor adds the smallest man who ever lived to the set list I won’t be coming home 

recently started listening to Chappell and I luv her  she'll be at a music fest im going to this year and i'm so excited! she reminds me of some of the Tumblr pop girlies back in the day like marina

If Taylor adds the smallest man who ever lived to the set list I won’t be coming home 

been listening to the anthology obsessively. it's giving me that same feeling i got when i was in the early stages of listening to folklore and evermore, just awestruck. i love taylor swift in all kinds of genres but THIS is where she truly thrives to me. the strings in the prophecy have me in a chokehold 

If Taylor adds the smallest man who ever lived to the set list I won’t be coming home