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Jesus… I guess a bottle of whiskey??? Lmaoo I’ve only ever taken HALF a gummy from a friend ONCE and I freaked the hell out that time. But I also don’t really drink so I’m not sure what that much whiskey would do to me.. 😵‍💫
 
 
Would you rather know who your true soulmate is but never be able to interact with them OR meet with your soulmate but only get to be with them for a day?

Henry came and left us on the bed waiting for the towel.

Henry came and left us on the bed waiting for the towel.

Henry came and left us on the bed waiting for the towel.

Woops wrong thread.. 

Henry came and left us on the bed waiting for the towel.

In my opinion she hasn't, because I feel like she would have said by now if she even attempted it at one point. Even when she followed up to QFTC saying people were calling her a whore for Tropico... I feel like Lana would have been like "that actually happened" or something but she didn't...
 
I think film has inspired a lot of her 2010-2012 work, like Scarface, Goodfellas, Godfather, etc. inspiring a lot of that gangster lyricism and then movies like Closer and Pretty Woman inspiring her stripper / go go dancer lyricism.
 
There's a chance it could have happened but it's more likely just fantasy like her gangster era

As a cam girl I like to imagine that the woman I idolize has dabbled in SW a little bit, even if it was just something unofficial and casual like a sugar baby relationship. It doesn’t make a difference to me either way, but I love when she sings about that kinda stuff because it makes me feel like she wouldn’t judge me at all for what I do if she knew me. I never did get the “oh she was definitely a stripper” vibe when I saw her on the pole in Tropico though, she didn’t do any pole tricks or anything that would tip me off to her being experienced on the stage. She still looked sexy as hell doing it though. She’s such a multifaceted being and we will never know the half of it. I love her. 

STOP THE COUNT!!!!

@Paris Hilton and I were STALKED while we were shopping for our Lipsters Awards outfits... I'm tired of rumors starting and I'm sick of being followed #EnoughIsEnough 

The right person will what?

🚨 BREAKING 🚨
Lana Del Rey has cancelled her album due to backlash from the extra-terrestrial community. Zomrop Abrop, leader of the Zypheria colony said this in a statement from NASA;
"I am appalled by the recent titling of Lana's new project. She could've worded it as "The right being will stay" or The right lifeform will stay" but she deliberately chose to alienate us aliens by choosing something human-specific. We thought there was an alliance between us, as Lana went from L.A to the Moon a few years ago, but it seems that version of her is gone. To fight back, we attempted to target her L.A homes with laser beams... but it appears we have missed. We apologize for the extent of the damage."
 

 
 

guys… the right person WILL STAY 

She's been testing us all along 

So each morning I have the luxury of asking myself, "What shall I cook up for the kids today? Something with a little spice? Something with a little bitterness but is ultimately sweet? 

Exclusive look at the first music video storyboard 

 

maybe the title 'the right person will stay' isn't about a romantic partner, but about people who stick around in our lives even after going through some tough stuff, who knows 

The Right Person will Spay and Neuter their pets

this is very interesting because even though i love her recent sound as well as the 2012-2017 sound, the old songs really made us dive into the music because we were brought to the most atmospheric music ever. she created worlds, universes using production. and i do think that what’s lacking is that she thinks that she needs to get rid of that to have more stripped down and simple songs. and that’s not necessary. yosemite is really stripped down but still makes us dive into her little world. i miss that. somebody needs to tell her that it’s possible to be simple and still atmospheric! 

Not reycists

reycists - lana
raecists - addison rae
 
i vote for gangster bitches

AKA - Youthful and naive. You can be exaggerating and immature at times, but at least you mean well. You know you shouldn’t be doing certain things, but how else are supposed to learn. You didn’t promise anything after all. So keep trying and soon you’ll know all you can know.
 
BTD/Paradise - Money-, Liquor-, and Adventure-Driven. You’re a wild child with a taste for the grander things in life. You’ve still got some growing to do, but you’re going to enjoy yourself while you’re doing it. It’s off to the races with you.
 
UV - Broody and bold. A true black beauty. You’re not afraid of the ugliness in life. In fact, you might be drawn towards it. You’re the type to get in your head about things. A “sad girl” (sad person), yet you hold yourself strong. Very sensual and a tad temperamental.
 
HM - Quiet and Sophisticated. There’s an air about you. The type that find themselves in calm spaces. You love tucking into a good book and maybe get high by the beach. Though more of an introvert, you still know how to exude confidence and sensuality. You won’t be misunderstood.
 
LFL - Optimistic Idealist. You’re a dreamer. You look to the future more than the past. Sometimes this gets you into some not-so-beautiful problems, but at the same time it’s what drives you to keep reaching for the change you so desire. Tomorrow will never come if you don’t try today.
 
NFR - Hopeful Romantic. You love to love even though you might get hurt doing it. The type that enjoys a good scenic car-ride going 60mph on PCH drive. Perhaps a bit of a people pleaser, but you’re working on how to say no. Hope is a dangerous thing for a person like you to have - but you have it.
 
COCC - Sincere and sensible. You’ve got a good head on you. You’ve lived life and learned from it. The most important lesson you’ve learned being that not all who wander are lost. Now you’re ready to live the way you want while sharing it with others. Perhaps once a huge Born to Die fan who’s since calmed down.
 
BB - Eclectic and Mysterious. You’ve learned who you are and what you want out of life, but can be reticent to show it. Sometimes people misunderstand you because of this. It doesn’t bother you much though. You know what you’re doing, so you don’t care what people will think. You run with the wolves and you do what you do.
 
DYKTTATUOB - Thoughtful and multifaceted. You’ve got an old soul, but also a fire that will never falter. You like to look back while tracing fingertips over plastic bags and take in what life has given you. The type to let themselves feel the highs and the lows. You can be found in the club and sitting on the sofa all on the same night.
 
Lasso - DELUSIONAL. (i.e. Me.) I’ll send you my number to a good psychiatrist I know in LA - your psych meds aren’t working. This album is not coming in September.

AKA - Youthful and naive. You can be exaggerating and immature at times, but at least you mean well. You know you shouldn’t be doing certain things, but how else are supposed to learn. You didn’t promise anything after all. So keep trying and soon you’ll know all you can know.
 
BTD/Paradise - Money-, Liquor-, and Adventure-Driven. You’re a wild child with a taste for the grander things in life. You’ve still got some growing to do, but you’re going to enjoy yourself while you’re doing it. It’s off to the races with you.
 
UV - Broody and bold. A true black beauty. You’re not afraid of the ugliness in life. In fact, you might be drawn towards it. You’re the type to get in your head about things. A “sad girl” (sad person), yet you hold yourself strong. Very sensual and a tad temperamental.
 
HM - Quiet and Sophisticated. There’s an air about you. The type that find themselves in calm spaces. You love tucking into a good book and maybe get high by the beach. Though more of an introvert, you still know how to exude confidence and sensuality. You won’t be misunderstood.
 
LFL - Optimistic Idealist. You’re a dreamer. You look to the future more than the past. Sometimes this gets you into some not-so-beautiful problems, but at the same time it’s what drives you to keep reaching for the change you so desire. Tomorrow will never come if you don’t try today.
 
NFR - Hopeful Romantic. You love to love even though you might get hurt doing it. The type that enjoys a good scenic car-ride going 60mph on PCH drive. Perhaps a bit of a people pleaser, but you’re working on how to say no. Hope is a dangerous thing for a person like you to have - but you have it.
 
COCC - Sincere and sensible. You’ve got a good head on you. You’ve lived life and learned from it. The most important lesson you’ve learned being that not all who wander are lost. Now you’re ready to live the way you want while sharing it with others. Perhaps once a huge Born to Die fan who’s since calmed down.
 
BB - Eclectic and Mysterious. You’ve learned who you are and what you want out of life, but can be reticent to show it. Sometimes people misunderstand you because of this. It doesn’t bother you much though. You know what you’re doing, so you don’t care what people will think. You run with the wolves and you do what you do.
 
DYKTTATUOB - Thoughtful and multifaceted. You’ve got an old soul, but also a fire that will never falter. You like to look back while tracing fingertips over plastic bags and take in what life has given you. The type to let themselves feel the highs and the lows. You can be found in the club and sitting on the sofa all on the same night.
 
Lasso - DELUSIONAL. (i.e. Me.) I’ll send you my number to a good psychiatrist I know in LA - your psych meds aren’t working. This album is not coming in September.

AKA - Youthful and naive. You can be exaggerating and immature at times, but at least you mean well. You know you shouldn’t be doing certain things, but how else are supposed to learn. You didn’t promise anything after all. So keep trying and soon you’ll know all you can know.
 
BTD/Paradise - Money-, Liquor-, and Adventure-Driven. You’re a wild child with a taste for the grander things in life. You’ve still got some growing to do, but you’re going to enjoy yourself while you’re doing it. It’s off to the races with you.
 
UV - Broody and bold. A true black beauty. You’re not afraid of the ugliness in life. In fact, you might be drawn towards it. You’re the type to get in your head about things. A “sad girl” (sad person), yet you hold yourself strong. Very sensual and a tad temperamental.
 
HM - Quiet and Sophisticated. There’s an air about you. The type that find themselves in calm spaces. You love tucking into a good book and maybe get high by the beach. Though more of an introvert, you still know how to exude confidence and sensuality. You won’t be misunderstood.
 
LFL - Optimistic Idealist. You’re a dreamer. You look to the future more than the past. Sometimes this gets you into some not-so-beautiful problems, but at the same time it’s what drives you to keep reaching for the change you so desire. Tomorrow will never come if you don’t try today.
 
NFR - Hopeful Romantic. You love to love even though you might get hurt doing it. The type that enjoys a good scenic car-ride going 60mph on PCH drive. Perhaps a bit of a people pleaser, but you’re working on how to say no. Hope is a dangerous thing for a person like you to have - but you have it.
 
COCC - Sincere and sensible. You’ve got a good head on you. You’ve lived life and learned from it. The most important lesson you’ve learned being that not all who wander are lost. Now you’re ready to live the way you want while sharing it with others. Perhaps once a huge Born to Die fan who’s since calmed down.
 
BB - Eclectic and Mysterious. You’ve learned who you are and what you want out of life, but can be reticent to show it. Sometimes people misunderstand you because of this. It doesn’t bother you much though. You know what you’re doing, so you don’t care what people will think. You run with the wolves and you do what you do.
 
DYKTTATUOB - Thoughtful and multifaceted. You’ve got an old soul, but also a fire that will never falter. You like to look back while tracing fingertips over plastic bags and take in what life has given you. The type to let themselves feel the highs and the lows. You can be found in the club and sitting on the sofa all on the same night.
 
Lasso - DELUSIONAL. (i.e. Me.) I’ll send you my number to a good psychiatrist I know in LA - your psych meds aren’t working. This album is not coming in September.

I used Lanitas, Lipsters, and Little Fuckers very interchangeably.