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also, "WASP is an informal term, sometimes derogatory or disparaging, for a closed group of high-status Americans; a group believed to control disproportionate social and financial power." 
 
u are such a b&w thinker omg stop it 

"child model gets distracted by fig newton" 
 

 
what a WASP-y early life, i dunno if it makes her teenage alcoholism seem more or less credible. lmao @ the twin peaks comparison tho, its so fitting for her 

currently imagining myself turning the corner of the cat food aisle and running into the grant family 
 

k i didn't think it would be necessary to bold the relevant portions of the information i quoted but i'll do it now 
 
"WASP is an informal term, sometimes derogatory or disparaging, for a closed group of high-status Americans; a group believed to control disproportionate social and financial power."
 
my usage of the term had nothing to do with her denomination  

also, "WASP is an informal term, sometimes derogatory or disparaging, for a closed group of high-status Americans; a group believed to control disproportionate social and financial power." 
 
u are such a b&w thinker omg stop it 

currently imagining myself turning the corner of the cat food aisle and running into the grant family 
 

he didn't say she was a wasp but that her early life was wasp-y.............

currently imagining myself turning the corner of the cat food aisle and running into the grant family 
 

"child model gets distracted by fig newton" 
 

 
what a WASP-y early life, i dunno if it makes her teenage alcoholism seem more or less credible. lmao @ the twin peaks comparison tho, its so fitting for her 

imagine evil's college essays  :airplease:

I found a bunch of old Lake Placid News (LPN), Adirondack Daily Express (ADE), Plattsburgh Press-Rebulican (PPR) articles archived as black and white PDF scans that mention Lizzy, some with photos of her:
 
 
 
Here's a rundown of the rest of the references:
 
Involvement in Sports
Skiing. "Lately, the students of St. Agnes School have accomplished a lot out of school. Many SAS students particpated recently in some exciting ski races: NYSEF World Cup race for JV (ages 7-10). Placings are as follows... Elizabeth Grant 20th". January 25, 1995 LPN Sports page box score showing her run time and placing ("8. Elizabeth Grant   44.33") in the Ed Damp Junior V World Cup. March 12, 1996 PPR
"The New York Ski Educational Foundation (NYSEF) held its annual family race and picnic for participants in the.series last Saturday, at which time the final standings were released... Elizabeth Grant (259)... Completed the top 10." March 23, 1996 ADE
Skating. "The following scholarships have been awarded by the Skating Club of Lake Placid to the skaters named below... $50 scholarships for ice or lessons... Elizabeth Grant." March 27, 1997 ADE Softball. She played center fielder for her middle school team. "Elizabeth grant [sic] OF-C". April 10, 1998 LPN Involvement in Other Extra-curricular Activities
Choir. "The Lake Placid High School (LPHS) concert started off with the chorus singing 'Psallite'. They song many traditional Christmas Carols [sic]. The chorus personnel are... Elizabeth Grant". March 7, 2000 LPN "After the Women's Ensemble it was the high school chorus' time to shine... Medley from 'Les Miserables' had many soloists, such as... Elizabeth Grant". June 23, 2000 LPN
What song do you think she sang?
Performed in a variety show (as well as Chuck and Charlie). June 23, 2000 LPN Secretary of the high school Key Club. "On Tuesday May 9, the Key Club members welcomed new leadership... Congratulations also go to the new secretary. Elizabeth Grant". June 23, 2000 LPN Staff of the Blue Times Bomber, the school newspaper which appears to have been an insert in the Lake Placid News. January 28, 2000  March 17, 2000 LPN  June 23, 2000 LPN Confirmation. "On Sunday afternoon. May 21, at 4:30 p.m.. Bishop Gerald Barbarito, bishop of Ogdensburg, came to Lake Placid and confirmed more than 50 people from area Roman Catholic churches, including St Agnes... It was a beautiful and solemn ceremony, with the church's altars and pillars decked in red, the bishop in his red chasuble (robe), wearing his miter on his head and holding his staff in hand. On the altar, dozens of red roses arranged in large vases added to the festive atmosphere. The 17 Lake Placid young people, all dressed in white robes, who received the gifts of the Holy Spirit in the sacrament of confirmation included... Elizabeth Grant". May 26, 2000 LPN Honor Roll
 
There are also many articles that list her on the honor roll:
Grade 7, High Honors. January 9, 1998 LPN  February 13, 1998 LPN  March 27, 1998 LPN  March 27, 1998 ADE  March 30, 1998 PPR  May 29, 1998 ADE  June 9, 1998 ADE  June 19, 1998 LPN  July 31, 1998 PPR Grade 8, Honors. March 5, 1999 LPN  March 8, 1999 ADE  March 12, 1999 LPN  May 7, 1999 LPN Grade 8, High Honors. June 18, 1999 LPN  July 20, 1999  July 23, 1999 LPN Grade 9, Honors. December 24, 1999 LPN  December 31, 1999 LPN  January 28, 2000 LPN This establishes pretty well that she started 9th grade in the fall of 1999. Unless you skip a grade, kids are 14 or 15 when they begin 9th grade (or at least turn 14 shortly after it begins). If Lizzy was really born in 1986 as she claims, she would have just turned 13 the summer before.   
 
Family Members
 
There's also a lot of articles mentioning other members of her family. I didn't spend a ton of time looking at those, but they appear to be mostly about her parents' efforts to organize opposition to a development project (Lake Placid does really remind me of Twin Peaks sometimes) for classic NIMBY reasons, her dad's real estate listings, and Chuck and Charlie's sports exploits (including a huge fish she caught).
 
However, this article describes in greater detail her dad's furniture company mentioned in that Domain Name Journal profile on him and this article gives more background on her family's ownership of "God Bless America" singer Kate Smith's home-- which Lizzy mentioned in this article and was the inspiration for the original title of AKA-- and their attempts to sell it at a large profit rather than an affordable price for the Kate Smith/God Bless America Foundation who wanted to turn it into a museum.
 
Note: Please let me know if any of my links appear wrong. That's a lot of links to copy and paste!

if anyone wants to look flawless and fabulous for Tropico's premier in Saint Never day here is my tip. The video contains strong scenes against good taste. As it should. God bless shameless people.
 

I think I should take a minute to tell you how much I love your videos cause I have been watching them 5ever and figured I should tell you. My favourites are Catch & Release and Disco; hope I make videos as good as you some day Keep up the faaantastic work

i'm honestly scared for her face. i'd like to think she's smart enough to know when to stop herself but then again she might flip her shit when time gets ahold of her, cause her beauty is kind of like her thing ya know
 
maybe if she'd fund the institute of innovative thinkers they'd help her find a way to stay young 
 

I LOVE ALL OF THOSE MOVIES ALL BUT FRIDAY ARE IN MY TOP 20 OMFG

my movie taste is basically the 'wacky highschool comedies' category on Netflix
 
1. Romy and Michele's High School Reunion
2. Never Been Kissed
3. American Beauty
4. Ghost World
5. Mean Girls
 
(i love Clueless, American Psycho, Donnie Darko, Uptown Girls and Drop Dead Gorgeous aswell)

i like the remix way better than the original tbh (love u @@butterflies) 
 
thank u bby 
 

1. boogie nights 
2. scream 
3. american beauty 
4. romy & michelle's high school reunion 
5. friday 

1. boogie nights 
2. scream 
3. american beauty 
4. romy & michelle's high school reunion 
5. friday 

When will Bill

I enjoyed this far too much
 
 
 

honestly i doubt its going to premiere tomorrow. if it were purely an internet release, maybe, but its supposed to premiere at physical locations so if she actually wanted people to like, show up she'd need to give some sort of notice in advance, no? i don't live in LA and so i'd personally need to plan ahead. if she randomly decided to have the premiere at the cemetery tomorrow night i'd kill her 
 
bitch needs to get a fucking calendar. either that, or stop LYING
 

thank u 4 being flawless and continuing to spread THE GOSPEL OF GODNEY