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I only give my awards to the best

Ok so here's how it went for me - I'm still shaken asf I have no idea what even happened and I think I caught a planet sized cold - I ran my literal ass off to the tube (I'm so fucking glad I haven't been slacking on cardio cause holy shit I probably outran Usain Bolt), went there and there was nobody in the area so I got scared, then I saw tons of people waiting including paps and basically after that I waited like 2h, I saw Stella Mac Cartney, a LOT of ULTRA HOT people, Lucky Blue Smith who is like, 3m tall?, Charli XCX who left like a thief, some other famous people I don't know the name of, and most importantly I fucking saw Lana, when she got out it was ABSOLUTE CHAOS, literal ultraviolence, I ALMOST didn't met her but an old lady w white hair grabbed the fuck out of me and slammed me on the barricade and Lana saw my sweater and did an adorable dork face for 0.3s and then took pics with me and I look gross but whatever I'm so motherfucking happy. Didn't got UV vinyl signed but to this point I don't even give a fuck I mean??????????????? Seriously this morning I almost didn't got out of bed because I was depressed out of my balls and tonight I got pics with her? This is the best year ever for me and I'm literally leaking gratitude. Also she looked taller than the other time and so beautiful and Johnny and Ben were here and I SWEAR TO GOD when they got into the car I was the one Johnny was waving at laughing, I think it's because of my sweater, and Lana was waving too so bye I'm going to die, still considering going to the Brits tomorrow but I'm emotionally drained and most probably sick I'm so fucking happy
 
My gross pics I'm sorry I look so bad kljflkjdfk
 
 

i love ha but i dont understand why he wouldn't comment on this if nothing shady is going on.. i've told him (and im sure other ppl have too) that ppl need updates and he's choosing to ignore them..

The book rejected to print because the images were copyrighted. This was like 2 months ago. They haven't updated even though they said they would two weeks ago. Idk wtf is going on, I wish they would do regular updates because shit wasn't cheap.

real or imaginary? i say real

lmao 
 

 
y u touch 

bambi

Ellie looks so good for 50

lmao 
 

 
y u touch 

lmao 
 

 
y u touch 

lmao 
 

 
y u touch 

bambi

k lana 
 
https://youtu.be/vogS4gDDNvQ?t=3m35s
 
no but seriously that was dumb and boring as shit. get it together u lazy bitch! obviously she thinks that she can do whatever the fuck she wants at this point and people will still eat it up (and they are) but those of us with minds and eyes of our own aren't just gonna sit here and take it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
   

is someone else talks shit about the Ride mv i swear  

like honestly... i imagine this being her legitimate thought process when viewing back the edit: 
 
"hmm... its slow. white. languid! ethereal. angelic. the piano! water. holy? sure." 
 
30 seconds later, after pulling her hand out of the birds nest in father john's corduroys: "...they'll think of death! and resurrection! and baptism! and purity! and like... contradictions! hahaha whatever they'll love it. i mean, its me. plus, all that french new wave shit is typically boring and pointless to the vast majority anyway, so its not like they'll even know the difference" 
 
like, there's nothing beyond a few vague and half assed associations here and it shows. but she looks really good. bitch! 
 
 
 

in terms of energy and general motivation, yes
 
though the quality of the music and (some of the) lyrics might still be there, the imagery is part of the overall package and in that area she's fucking up, majorly 
 

like honestly... i imagine this being her legitimate thought process when viewing back the edit: 
 
"hmm... its slow. white. languid! ethereal. angelic. the piano! water. holy? sure." 
 
30 seconds later, after pulling her hand out of the birds nest in father john's corduroys: "...they'll think of death! and resurrection! and baptism! and purity! and like... contradictions! hahaha whatever they'll love it. i mean, its me. plus, all that french new wave shit is typically boring and pointless to the vast majority anyway, so its not like they'll even know the difference" 
 
like, there's nothing beyond a few vague and half assed associations here and it shows. but she looks really good. bitch! 
 
 
 

like honestly... i imagine this being her legitimate thought process when viewing back the edit: 
 
"hmm... its slow. white. languid! ethereal. angelic. the piano! water. holy? sure." 
 
30 seconds later, after pulling her hand out of the birds nest in father john's corduroys: "...they'll think of death! and resurrection! and baptism! and purity! and like... contradictions! hahaha whatever they'll love it. i mean, its me. plus, all that french new wave shit is typically boring and pointless to the vast majority anyway, so its not like they'll even know the difference" 
 
like, there's nothing beyond a few vague and half assed associations here and it shows. but she looks really good. bitch! 
 
 
 

like honestly... i imagine this being her legitimate thought process when viewing back the edit: 
 
"hmm... its slow. white. languid! ethereal. angelic. the piano! water. holy? sure." 
 
30 seconds later, after pulling her hand out of the birds nest in father john's corduroys: "...they'll think of death! and resurrection! and baptism! and purity! and like... contradictions! hahaha whatever they'll love it. i mean, its me. plus, all that french new wave shit is typically boring and pointless to the vast majority anyway, so its not like they'll even know the difference" 
 
like, there's nothing beyond a few vague and half assed associations here and it shows. but she looks really good. bitch! 
 
 
 

like honestly... i imagine this being her legitimate thought process when viewing back the edit: 
 
"hmm... its slow. white. languid! ethereal. angelic. the piano! water. holy? sure." 
 
30 seconds later, after pulling her hand out of the birds nest in father john's corduroys: "...they'll think of death! and resurrection! and baptism! and purity! and like... contradictions! hahaha whatever they'll love it. i mean, its me. plus, all that french new wave shit is typically boring and pointless to the vast majority anyway, so its not like they'll even know the difference" 
 
like, there's nothing beyond a few vague and half assed associations here and it shows. but she looks really good. bitch! 
 
 
 

like honestly... i imagine this being her legitimate thought process when viewing back the edit: 
 
"hmm... its slow. white. languid! ethereal. angelic. the piano! water. holy? sure." 
 
30 seconds later, after pulling her hand out of the birds nest in father john's corduroys: "...they'll think of death! and resurrection! and baptism! and purity! and like... contradictions! hahaha whatever they'll love it. i mean, its me. plus, all that french new wave shit is typically boring and pointless to the vast majority anyway, so its not like they'll even know the difference" 
 
like, there's nothing beyond a few vague and half assed associations here and it shows. but she looks really good. bitch! 
 
 
 

like honestly... i imagine this being her legitimate thought process when viewing back the edit: 
 
"hmm... its slow. white. languid! ethereal. angelic. the piano! water. holy? sure." 
 
30 seconds later, after pulling her hand out of the birds nest in father john's corduroys: "...they'll think of death! and resurrection! and baptism! and purity! and like... contradictions! hahaha whatever they'll love it. i mean, its me. plus, all that french new wave shit is typically boring and pointless to the vast majority anyway, so its not like they'll even know the difference" 
 
like, there's nothing beyond a few vague and half assed associations here and it shows. but she looks really good. bitch! 
 
 
 

like honestly... i imagine this being her legitimate thought process when viewing back the edit: 
 
"hmm... its slow. white. languid! ethereal. angelic. the piano! water. holy? sure." 
 
30 seconds later, after pulling her hand out of the birds nest in father john's corduroys: "...they'll think of death! and resurrection! and baptism! and purity! and like... contradictions! hahaha whatever they'll love it. i mean, its me. plus, all that french new wave shit is typically boring and pointless to the vast majority anyway, so its not like they'll even know the difference" 
 
like, there's nothing beyond a few vague and half assed associations here and it shows. but she looks really good. bitch! 
 
 
 

like honestly... i imagine this being her legitimate thought process when viewing back the edit: 
 
"hmm... its slow. white. languid! ethereal. angelic. the piano! water. holy? sure." 
 
30 seconds later, after pulling her hand out of the birds nest in father john's corduroys: "...they'll think of death! and resurrection! and baptism! and purity! and like... contradictions! hahaha whatever they'll love it. i mean, its me. plus, all that french new wave shit is typically boring and pointless to the vast majority anyway, so its not like they'll even know the difference" 
 
like, there's nothing beyond a few vague and half assed associations here and it shows. but she looks really good. bitch! 
 
 
 

right now, she's nothing but a complacent little ho that feels as if she's already made her mark on the industry and thus isn't striving to push herself any further. she's better than the rest and she knows it, but now that everyone else is starting to recognize it too, she doesn't have any of that fire from before; nothing to prove and nothing new to currently say (and it shows, visually, in particular) 
 
she went from piecing mood boards together in order to properly manifest her own self-realizations -- from constructing gorgeously unified visuals to ... this? using fucking scraps from a previous era just because she can? twice! its one thing to set forth with an idea and stick to it mentally or emotionally, but entirely another to just splice random shit together and publish it just because it ~ 'sort of works' ~ ... she's way better than this and so its painfully ironic that the critics no longer have anything negative to say, when the video is honestly trash and deserving of the hate that she would've typically received during the higher points in her career. no intelligence or insight or nuance, just vapid images and a hope for some far-reached analysis of an idea that was clearly never even there to begin with 
 
you say that she doesn't want to be 'pop' but this is the most 'pop' mentality she's had so far in her career; literally cut and rehashed and devoid of feeling. but she knows that as long as its slow and pretty, and set to something * classical *, no one will be able to say anything negative out of fear of seeming ~uncultured~ ; i'm sure her motivations for this were calculated to ensure plausible deniability rather than any artistic growth 
 
i see u bitch! hope this message (or something similar) gets to her ~ cuz she need to step it the fuck uP (or start to outsource) 
 
like honestly, even when she was singing honeymoon last night, she sounded like she was half dead and basically let the crowd sing like 40% of the song. that's pretty much an equivalent metaphor for her visual efforts