annedauphine

I got called out as a 13yo fan on tumblr, "nasty and tacky", because I said that The Blackest Day made me cum and I can't say that about Lana's music can you fucking believe was I right to go berserk on the cunt or no
 
He should come here and see the scat his mouth would be less bleached with holy water afterwards smfh it's 2k15 Lana's album is sexual     

sure here 

I love that you're mentioning it because I don't see it enough, Lana has CLEARLY improved AS FUCK. As much as this album seems much more polished in its production than the raw energy that was UV with of course songs like PWYC, you can very clearly hear how much she's assured in her tones and how freely she seems to pass from one note to another. I'm so extremely glad that she reaffirmed again how much she loves to sing, because this new badass reclaimed Lana's powerful voice is the one I like to hear the most on earth. This albums destroys me. I'm crucified.

So who's going? This is the best day of my worthless fucking life, I'm so happy and excited. Plus it's on release day!
 
Personally, I want to ask her if she's vegetarian, I want to ask her to kiss me cuz I'm hella gay, I'm going to wear my very lame "My pussy tastes like pepsi cola"/You're Gonna Love Me tshirt, and I'm extremely wondering if I could give her a copy of my essay....
 
 
FUCK I'M SO HAPPY I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING

TMI af but my nipples are actually bleeding because I ran my ass off on 3km to the store and back to snatch a receipt and I was too stressed to have the time to put a bra on and I already walked 1h15 to try to find V mag this morning and they don't have it yet... The things I do for this woman omg. 

I want this thread's url engraved on my gravestone

I love that you're mentioning it because I don't see it enough, Lana has CLEARLY improved AS FUCK. As much as this album seems much more polished in its production than the raw energy that was UV with of course songs like PWYC, you can very clearly hear how much she's assured in her tones and how freely she seems to pass from one note to another. I'm so extremely glad that she reaffirmed again how much she loves to sing, because this new badass reclaimed Lana's powerful voice is the one I like to hear the most on earth. This albums destroys me. I'm crucified.

they just gave me the recept with written LANA CD on it
 
 
I never ran that hard in my life this feels like a dream I'm hallucinating
 
there was already like 10 people on the list so yall better run

No worries babe, my pleasure! Unfortunately it's the only link I have BUT I checked it no later than yesterday and it was perfectly working so I hope it's just a temporary bug. I'm sending you both my masterposts by PM, I have an audio and a video ones I agree, and personally it's one of the things I love the most because I'm super Catholic and I extremely relate and I use religion constantly in my work as I'm an art student.

Religion is my religion I mean it's cheesy but it's true, the "when I'm down on my knees you're how I pray" line makes me hollering hard and makes me hard

I love that you're mentioning it because I don't see it enough, Lana has CLEARLY improved AS FUCK. As much as this album seems much more polished in its production than the raw energy that was UV with of course songs like PWYC, you can very clearly hear how much she's assured in her tones and how freely she seems to pass from one note to another. I'm so extremely glad that she reaffirmed again how much she loves to sing, because this new badass reclaimed Lana's powerful voice is the one I like to hear the most on earth. This albums destroys me. I'm crucified.

@@annedauphine So happy you get to meet her, I want to hear all about your experience when you go   

So who's going? This is the best day of my worthless fucking life, I'm so happy and excited. Plus it's on release day!
 
Personally, I want to ask her if she's vegetarian, I want to ask her to kiss me cuz I'm hella gay, I'm going to wear my very lame "My pussy tastes like pepsi cola"/You're Gonna Love Me tshirt, and I'm extremely wondering if I could give her a copy of my essay....
 
 
FUCK I'M SO HAPPY I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING

I love that you're mentioning it because I don't see it enough, Lana has CLEARLY improved AS FUCK. As much as this album seems much more polished in its production than the raw energy that was UV with of course songs like PWYC, you can very clearly hear how much she's assured in her tones and how freely she seems to pass from one note to another. I'm so extremely glad that she reaffirmed again how much she loves to sing, because this new badass reclaimed Lana's powerful voice is the one I like to hear the most on earth. This albums destroys me. I'm crucified.

Religion is my religion I mean it's cheesy but it's true, the "when I'm down on my knees you're how I pray" line makes me hollering hard and makes me hard

I love that you're mentioning it because I don't see it enough, Lana has CLEARLY improved AS FUCK. As much as this album seems much more polished in its production than the raw energy that was UV with of course songs like PWYC, you can very clearly hear how much she's assured in her tones and how freely she seems to pass from one note to another. I'm so extremely glad that she reaffirmed again how much she loves to sing, because this new badass reclaimed Lana's powerful voice is the one I like to hear the most on earth. This albums destroys me. I'm crucified.

Religion is my religion I mean it's cheesy but it's true, the "when I'm down on my knees you're how I pray" line makes me hollering hard and makes me hard

Religion is my religion I mean it's cheesy but it's true, the "when I'm down on my knees you're how I pray" line makes me hollering hard and makes me hard

sis I wish but I just happen to live in a student hall and I have a student debt as enormous as Lana's lie when she says she got nothing done

they just gave me the recept with written LANA CD on it
 
 
I never ran that hard in my life this feels like a dream I'm hallucinating
 
there was already like 10 people on the list so yall better run

ATTENTION LONDONNERS FANS!!!!!!! THERE ARE STILL WRISTANABDS§SD/S/D!!! I JUST WENT TO THE STORE AND GOT MINE IM SEEING HERE I NEVER CRIED THAT HARD IN MY ENTRE LIFE

I know I'm sorry for being this extra I know it must be super annoying but like, I really thought I'd never ever get the chance to ever see her because I'm extremely bad at snatching concert places and she has so much dedicated fans and to meet her personally is all I was craving for and I really really thought I wouldn't be able to get a receipt. There is too much going on for me and it having all the best things happening at the same time is overwhelming. I'm going to take a cold shower with my clothes on and then I won't post again I apologize

TMI af but my nipples are actually bleeding because I ran my ass off on 3km to the store and back to snatch a receipt and I was too stressed to have the time to put a bra on and I already walked 1h15 to try to find V mag this morning and they don't have it yet... The things I do for this woman omg. 

bless your beautiful soul too I FUCKING ADORE YOU GUYS this is the best day of my life

omg I'm only seeing this now but b l e s s your beautiful soul for saying this bc it's exactly what happened I LIVE 5MINS AWAY