ultrafrying

[When The World Was At War We Kept Dancing plays in the background]

me checking twitter like 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI8RW8JBYXI

me at Lana because she knows DAMN WELL that shit is going to leak 

"July 21 fam
   emily‏ @jurassicswift  Replying to @@lanadelrey thanks mom    Lana Del Rey‏  No prob baby" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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tragic 

Time present and time past Are both perhaps present in time future, And time future contained in time past. If all time is eternally present All time is unredeemable. What might have been is an abstraction Remaining a perpetual possibility Only in a world of speculation. What might have been and what has been Point to one end, which is always present. Footfalls echo in the memory Down the passage which we did not take Towards the door we never opened Into the rose-garden. My words echo Thus, in your mind.                               But to what purpose Disturbing the dust on a bowl of rose-leaves I do not know.                         Other echoes Inhabit the garden. Shall we follow? Quick, said the bird, find them, find them, Round the corner. Through the first gate, Into our first world, shall we follow The deception of the thrush? Into our first world. There they were, dignified, invisible, Moving without pressure, over the dead leaves, In the autumn heat, through the vibrant air, And the bird called, in response to The unheard music hidden in the shrubbery, And the unseen eyebeam crossed, for the roses Had the look of flowers that are looked at. There they were as our guests, accepted and accepting. So we moved, and they, in a formal pattern, Along the empty alley, into the box circle, To look down into the drained pool. Dry the pool, dry concrete, brown edged, And the pool was filled with water out of sunlight, And the lotos rose, quietly, quietly, The surface glittered out of heart of light, And they were behind us, reflected in the pool. Then a cloud passed, and the pool was empty. Go, said the bird, for the leaves were full of children, Hidden excitedly, containing laughter. Go, go, go, said the bird: human kind Cannot bear very much reality. Time past and time future What might have been and what has been Point to one end, which is always present.

"Bring me the homosexuals!" Lana whispered into the air on a particularly lonely Friday night.
 
And faster than you could say "yaaaaaas queen", with their flower crowns, thirsty asses, and delusions about upcoming release dates, the gays emerged, and Lana knew she had secured her income for life found her true devoted following. 

More like,
 
"Hi kids, the day has not come yet. Lust for Life won't be out today, but I won't let you know when cause you geys leaked my songs. Hope you'll drink your tears! xoxo Lana"

Such an iconic moment in LB history

Maybe she's just really horny

SELENA WAS FOUND SHAKING AND CRYING IN HER BEDROOM. SHE'S ABOUT TO GO TO THE STUDIO RECORDING A DISS TRACK.

You can tell she really loves this album because she actually sings the songs live

If ultraviolence never existed I think I would be emptier somehow

Am i the only who fugging luvs dis trak its gold

the lyrics will be "At coachella with G-Eazy, popping pills and gettin' sleazy, like it's Woodstock, dropping acid, fucking daddies, sucking cock"

i expect shes having a panic attack right now

are you thinking of hurricane Matthew?

She cleared it up. She just didn't want to discuss it and there is no feud whatsoever

some help for you

Not even one single song from Honeymoon is lower than a 8 for me.
 
Y'all just have awful taste, sowwy

bye.

Yeah she was obsessed with the past, in the past. Now she's all over the future and Space X and Tesla yo where have you been

Art Deco in quality is STUNNING!! I had only listened to the UO periscope and this song NEEDS to be enjoyed in the best quality possible!!
 
Whenever my mom calls me lazy I'm gonna say I'm so Art Deco Queen of using random things as adjectives