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nope not joking! She owned katyperrysucks@hotmail.com and katyperrysucks2@hotmail.com. I accessed one of her private facebooks pages back in 2018 using the latter email. The first one is most likely the email that got hacked and how we had all of her leaks from 2011-2013 but that’s just my theory (which ldr.fm hacked)
 
also Lana never talked shit about her on Twitter. It was Facebook and on her private account (the posts are still up). 

Don't think i ever listened to this before today but WOW "if I can't have you, then they can't have me" is such a killer lyric - this kinda deserved a spot on BTD

Which songs do you mean, like Joshy & I? I want every scrap of guitar fiddling and laptop singing

Which songs do you mean, like Joshy & I? I want every scrap of guitar fiddling and laptop singing

Free vodka for the winners and discounted cigs for the runner ups.

I just want yall to know….i am going to get so much worse. I am gonna let it go straihht to my head. I am going to be such a fame whore about it. I will add lipster award winning poet to my bio and my resume. ( ok not my resume never) i will be even more deranged and poetic. I will become a self that is so loathing….except not because i won!!!! 

so next year i will be campaigning for a new category "best mod whos username starts with U" but i will probably still lose that somehow 

My honest opinion about Coachella will always be that it wasn't her best show by any means-- it ended up being amazing for her though bc she was at a popularity peak during those months (big hits Let the Light In and Margaret, Grammys, Skims photoshoot, etc.) so the public perception of the show was rather positive.

I can't believe I missed this event which only happens once a fucking year  I mean I will still read everything but I wasn't there
 
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I arrived to the after party... couldn't attend the ceremony
 
Congrats to all the winners
 
Not drinking tonight, only weed

Thanks everyone . Even though I was only a guest at this ceremony, I had a great time having drugs and doing unprotected sex. See you again next year.,,
 

 

There's no bluetooth connection in the Lipster Awards venue

I'm honestly so surprised that my lil party with Lana won for Iconic Moment.. even over her own wedding  I wasn't expecting that moment to even place, but it really was the best day of my life, like, it still feels like a dream... bc HOW did that happen. So surreal. It makes me happy that all of you are happy for me too for having that moment.. so sweet.    Love you all so much xx
 
In honour of that day, here's two TikToks I had shared of that special moment, and both actually went pretty viral lol.. RIP TikTok tomorrow  
 

i'm so high right now and this sounds so much different from what it really is, but i love this so much, it reminds me of speed, art, cocaine and dick, it's extravagant and expensive

For our final awards of the night, it's now time to honour our true icons of the year with the final year-end awards...
 

and the winner is...
Lana and Elle partying together at a club in Atlanta
 
Runner up: Lana getting married
 
 

and the winner is...
@Embach
 
Runner up: @Pantene123
 
 
Congratulations, living legends! Xx
 
 
 
That's a wrap on our 2024 Lipsters Awards Ceremony! Thank you to everyone who nominated, voted, and attended! I look forward to this day every year, and this year was as great as every other. I have so much love for all of you, and it's never lost on me that this place wouldn't be what it is without each and every one of you! Now onto the afterparty where we'll party as hard as Lana and I did in ATL (jk probably moreso bc that was on a random Wednesday night lmaooo)
  

oh zodiac the cvntquake you are... 
 
thank god it won over the ice cream attempt..

If it makes u feel any better I have exactly 111 notifications rn.. in ur honour x
 

Now to honour the best of the year music-wise... The anticipation builds as we approach our final awards of the night! Only two left! x
 

and the winner is...
Zodiac
 
Runner up: Dark City
 
 

and the winner is...
Tough (w/ Quavo)
 
Runner up: Blue Skies
 
 
Congratulations to these special songs! Xx

boring lame tomato tomato .. where are the "i've figured it all out: lana was a hooker on 46th street who did crack every other thursday with this man bob who was an assistant at her record label" threads that use quotes from old lizzy demos and photos as proof ?! where r they  

Oh 

 

OMG HELP?????


This is so


Gorls this is crazy I can’t believe it LMAO truly couldn’t have done it without ya’ll this place is so unhinged I love all of you 

 
Much love to the runner up ofc and all of the girlies who voted for me  

 
I feel like I’ve peaked happy crying in the shower as we speak KSJDDVFKG

 
Edit. And ofc Ty @Mer @shadesofblue @Pico Ocean Boulevard for the shoutouts love love love you muah muah 
 

CONGRATS @lanadelrey

Now for a trifecta of all brand-new awards that honour Lana! x
 

and the winner is...
Coachella (Weekend 1)
 
Runner up: Coachella (Weekend 2)
 
 

and the winner is...
Met Gala
 
Runner up: Lana's Wedding
 
 

 
and the winner is...
Skims (Nadia Lee Cohen)
 
Runner up: Vogue Italia (Steven Meisel)
 
 
Congratulations, queen! Xx

Smoke break, these Nectar of the Puss shots aren't sitting well in my stomach