ChaoticLipster

my favourite part of lana's music production is the effort she puts into "vocal layering"

We all know Lana is lazy let’s not kid ourselves, she also thinks Low production and minimalism is cool. Most of the time it’s like she throws things together from a draw of stuff she hasn’t made up her mind what to do with.

We all know Lana is lazy let’s not kid ourselves, she also thinks Low production and minimalism is cool. Most of the time it’s like she throws things together from a draw of stuff she hasn’t made up her mind what to do with.

We all know Lana is lazy let’s not kid ourselves, she also thinks Low production and minimalism is cool. Most of the time it’s like she throws things together from a draw of stuff she hasn’t made up her mind what to do with.

Her best songs from each album:
 
Yayo
Off To The Races
Ride
West Coast 
Terrence Loves You
Heroin
Venice Bitch 

I want an AKA cd album

How about this: NFR cover with Lana driving the car, but running over Azealia

This album got some of her best songs ever (Mermaid Motel, Queen of The Gas Station, Gramma, Put Me In a Movie, Brite Lites, Yayo)
Mermaid Motel is so amazing

Lana isn’t great live at all....

For NFR, I want Lana to stay away from writing about politics, science & songs dedicated to her fans...
 
I want the album to be a cohesive piece with a stong personality. I want her to reach more literature & be inspired to create a universe of her own...

timeline for the rest of her career:
 
2019: "hey guys I'm excited to announce that Masochism is coming soon!"
2020: mixing
2021: random guest spot on some random band's album
2022: "i'm really sick i can't release yet :("
2023: silent for the entire year
2024: "my label is being mean and won't let me release it sorry guys :("
2025: dies

Casual reminder that she said 10 months to FINISH the song. What is she going to do when Capitol says they’ll release the single once she’s turned in an album and they can begin planning the era lmaooooo. Her listeners (i refuse to call any of us fans at this point) aren’t getting anything anytime soon.

Remember when she said she’d release a 25 track album of re-done unreleased songs.....well that was probably the best Idea she could have come up with. Honestly I would take that over NFR. A shame she went to sleep on that idea. I think it would have been fantastic her being ‘Lizzy grant’ blond hair and the vintage footage of herself. Many of her old songs deserve to be remastered and re-released. She doesn’t necessarily need new songs she’s fucking sitting on a pile of them that need attention!

Cinnamon or the title track could hold me over until January.
 
Because we’d also slowly start getting things like the cover, track list, release date

What reasons this time was she kidnapped by Aliens? Watch as it doesn’t come out this year and we are sitting here in April 2019 empty handed.

Remember when she said she’d release a 25 track album of re-done unreleased songs.....well that was probably the best Idea she could have come up with. Honestly I would take that over NFR. A shame she went to sleep on that idea. I think it would have been fantastic her being ‘Lizzy grant’ blond hair and the vintage footage of herself. Many of her old songs deserve to be remastered and re-released. She doesn’t necessarily need new songs she’s fucking sitting on a pile of them that need attention!

I bet we will get “sorry guys I’ve had the flu the day before I was suppose to record the album, the next recording slot is now another 6 months!...but here is a link to a song for some David Lynch soundtrack nobody asked for”

Snooze...generic mess. But I hope it does well she deserves success in any form. Luckily her album and real first single will hopefully be her usual standards.

How To Diarrhea has awful lyrics. In fact nothing she's teased has been anything special thus far from a lyrical point of view.
 
She needs to stop acting like she's some vagabond poet/the second coming of Leonard Cohen and start focusing on improving the lazy autopilot mode she's gotten comfortable with. 
 
Lyfe is hard with two catz in the yard 

Lana isn’t great live at all....

I bet we will get “sorry guys I’ve had the flu the day before I was suppose to record the album, the next recording slot is now another 6 months!...but here is a link to a song for some David Lynch soundtrack nobody asked for”

Lana has a trashy side we known that ...she mixes with the wrong crowd. She Needs to stay away from rappers it’s cringy as hell. In my opinion she doesn’t suit them at all it devalues her. Keep them on there albums only. It would be a tragedy if she had a beautiful psychedelic cohersive album and slap bang in the middle is some hot garbage rap. The rap on LFL really lowered it in class.

I can tell this is just the beginning it’s going to go off like cinnamon

I can tell this is just the beginning it’s going to go off like cinnamon

Lana has a trashy side we known that ...she mixes with the wrong crowd. She Needs to stay away from rappers it’s cringy as hell. In my opinion she doesn’t suit them at all it devalues her. Keep them on there albums only. It would be a tragedy if she had a beautiful psychedelic cohersive album and slap bang in the middle is some hot garbage rap. The rap on LFL really lowered it in class.