Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[Vertimus 9,555]

If there are exclamation points and you don’t like them, just take them out in your iTunes account. If you don’t like the album art, you can change that too to whatever you want. If you don’t like a song, remove it from the album but keep the file on your Mac or PC in case you want to hear it later.

 

As far as piano ballads go, it’s the melody that counts. If it’s strong, the track will most likely work, as in ‘Bel Air,’ ‘Old Money,’ or ‘Is This Happiness.’

 

If the melody is weak, trite, poor, flat or nonexistent, then you have a lot of nothing.

[Ryusei 5,071]

she teased the Summer Bummer demo with her vocals over the rapping, so yeah it's possible these snippets aren't the finished producti don't get the whole "another boring piano ballad" thing people complain about tho, they don't seem boring to me, and most of them aren't just "piano ballads"

The „NFR is full of borning piano ballads“ is gonna be her „Joanne is a country album“

[LanaBoi 1,810]

Everyone complaining about NFR being boring, go listen to LFL  

 

On another note.. 

 

If Stronger is actually called 'California' there goes my theory about it being a section of 'The Greatest'.. Hmmmm  

 

Where does Shazam get its data from? 

[Divisive Princess 3,754]

I actually had a thought yesterday (one single thought, I allow myself only one per week).

 

What if the snippets she’s been sharing are not the final versions of the songs meaning we won’t actually get a whole album of boring ballads. Maybe they’re just stripped down, early versions she’s been teasing! Oh I’m such a talented clown

 

Honestly I think that might me true about IYC. She teased How to Disappear and if we didn't know better, we'd think it was completed and it obviously wasn't. (at least that's what I have to tell myself to avoid freaking out about IYC being scrapped)

[theweightofthehours 1,836]

Good morning girlies, did I miss something?

[Ryusei 5,071]

Good morning girlies, did I miss something?

Definitely not

[whitelungswhitepalms 10,090]

In your car, I’m a star, and I will have a full on screaming attack if it’s not in the album.....

[Life 3,966]

Good morning girlies, did I miss something?

 

nothing factual, apart from everyone descending into unmedicated madness once again.

[School Kid Dreams 353]

As long as Stronger / California, whatever she wants to call it and Cinnamon are on the album, she can keep IYC

[theweightofthehours 1,836]

In your car, I’m a star, and I will have a full on screaming attack if it’s not in the album.....

What. Why wouldn't it be on the album? Is there some fake tracklist somewhere

[YayoPapi 149]

She scrapped the top anthem- “Hole is a dangerous thing for me to have- but I have it”

[CmonDownToFL 6,680]

Good morning girlies, did I miss something?

Yes, according to madness, cinnamon is actually called cinnamon girl. Stronger is called California

 

SweetHenny has a fantastic theory which I will include below & I think that’s all for now! Good to have you back sis

 

I heard the album is now called Fuckman Fucking Fuckwell! and Lana is going to release only one copy for Win Edwards. Is that true?

[baddisease 17,936]

In your car, I’m a star, and I will have a full on screaming attack if it’s not in the album.....

 

big same

[CmonDownToFL 6,680]

[theweightofthehours 1,836]

Yes, according to madness, cinnamon is actually called cinnamon girl. Stronger is called California

SweetHenny has a fantastic theory which I will include below & I think that’s all for now! Good to have you back sis

lol

Hii sis, I've missed the collective madness

Aaaah, I love this place. I've said it before but I really do.

[CmonDownToFL 6,680]

lol

Hii sis, I've missed the collective madness

Aaaah, I love this place. I've said it before but I really do.

There’s no place like it! Disney World doesn’t hold a candle to LanaBoards. If you block out the occasional bad taste, it’s really magical.

 

 

 

Lana is purposely dropping NFR during the time of the year when my depression hits the worst, ugh her mind! Wig? Snatched. My will to live? Snatched. My meds? Off them. My therapist? Working overtime.

She’s a genius

[Crimson and Clover 22,505]

I like Norman Fucking Rockwell! tbh

[Divisive Princess 3,754]

I've decided that I'm going to stop stressing/speculating until Aug. 30th and whatever happens, happens. This is too much.

 

See how I lied.

[TrashMagiq 58,573]

The more I think about it, I don't really mind 'Cinnamon Girl' at all. It isn't totally random. It's a Neil Young reference, and she also mentions it in 'Summer of Sam'. The title itself isn't bad. We'll probably all get used to it, but right now we're used to just 'Cinnamon' so it's weird.

[theweightofthehours 1,836]

There’s no place like it! Disney World doesn’t hold a candle to LanaBoards. If you block out the occasional bad taste, it’s really magical.

Lana is purposely dropping NFR during the time of the year when my depression hits the worst, ugh her mind!

She’s a genius

Girl my depression gets a little too much in August too. Also in early January. Anyways, she better not scrap In Your Car. She can keep Stronger/California.