Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[MoreCruelThanYou 5,277]

Her top 20 best songs are undoubtedly

 

Venice Bitch

Heroin

Video Games

Tomorrow Never Came

West Coast

Ride

Brooklyn Baby

Get Free

Bel Air

Flipside

The Blackest Day

Love

Terrence Loves You

Salvatore

13 Beaches

Shades Of Cool

Black Beauty

Old Money

American

&

Yayo

 

opening this can of worms: salvatore is basic af. as someone who is italian i honestly just don't get it. is she being murdered by him? "soft ice cream, soft i scream" wow haha i get it word play lana   next? I can't even listen to it past the first chorus without changing it its so slow. she literally just spouts italian words that don't make sense "ciao amore" glad she knows how to use google translate, "cacciatore" this is a chicken recipe. where is the logic? 

[ilovetati 15,297]

Video Games

West Coast

Venice Bitch

Cruel World

Terrence Loves You

 

Of released songs

[fl0ridakil0s 3,959]

opening this can of worms: salvatore is basic af. as someone who is italian i honestly just don't get it. is she being murdered by him? "soft ice cream, soft i scream" wow haha i get it word play lana   next? I can't even listen to it past the first chorus without changing it its so slow. she literally just spouts italian words that don't make sense "ciao amore" glad she knows how to use google translate, "cacciatore" this is a chicken recipe. where is the logic? 

 

Thank you omg!

I've been saying that Salvatore is garbage for like years but I get trashed everytime

I'm glad we have an italian online to confirm this

[cloverhoney 801]

I'm so sad bc I wanna love honeymoon but I can't listen to it without wanting to shit w anxiety and depression bc of what was going on in my life when it was released lol I'm so jealous of u all :(

[Nobody 21,507]

Lana when Ben leaves her voicemails telling her that she needs to finish the album because her fans are harassing him about it 

 

[BeautifulAnywhere 5,416]

opening this can of worms: salvatore is basic af. as someone who is italian i honestly just don't get it. is she being murdered by him? "soft ice cream, soft i scream" wow haha i get it word play lana next? I can't even listen to it past the first chorus without changing it its so slow. she literally just spouts italian words that don't make sense "ciao amore" glad she knows how to use google translate, "cacciatore" this is a chicken recipe. where is the logic?

That’s why I like it! It’s like a stupid love song! Plus the bridge is amazing! It feels so good to hear it by the pool/in the pool with the speakers blasting on a hot ass summer day

[cloverhoney 801]

also sorry for going off nfr topic but im tipsy and what else is there to talk about nfr anymore anyway

[Nobody 21,507]

is she being murdered by him? "soft ice cream, soft i scream" wow haha i get it word play lana   next? 

 

No she's getting fucked 

[MoreCruelThanYou 5,277]

Her most polished songs (most likely to be qualified "bangers" aside from Video Games which is undoubtedly her most popular song) in no order:

 

High By the Beach

Video Games

Ultraviolence

National Anthem

Off to the Races

Summertime Sadness

Cola

Brooklyn Baby

Art Deco

White Mustang

 

Her BEST songs (once again in no order and edited to not overlap w previous list):

 

Cruel World

Sad Girl

Old Money

Yayo

Gods & Monsters

Without You

Honeymoon

Freak

God Knows I Tried

Get Free

[fl0ridakil0s 3,959]

Any "Top Lana songs" that doesn't include The Blackest Day or Heroin is just not realistic

[MoreCruelThanYou 5,277]

Thank you omg!

I've been saying that Salvatore is garbage for like years but I get trashed everytime

I'm glad we have an italian online to confirm this

 

That’s why I like it! It’s like a stupid love song! Plus the bridge is amazing! It feels so good to hear it by the pool/in the pool with the speakers blasting on a hot ass summer day

okay I respect this. That's like me with Groupie Love even though its idiotic lol

[cloverhoney 801]

okay I respect this. That's like mye with Groupie Love even though its idiotic lol

Yessss I love the sound of her voice and the melody of groupie love but accept it is not a Good song really

[violets 11,896]

 

besides that, tea

 

flipside is a masterpiece how dare you you beast

 

anyways my top 5 (unreleased included bc they HAVE to be)

 

yes to heaven v2

angels forever

shades of cool

music to watch boys to

flipside

periodt

[Gone user 5,373]

Petition to change Lanaboards to Peroxideboards.

[cloverhoney 801]

flipside is a masterpiece how dare you you beast

are you gonna hurt me nowww or are you gonna hurt me laterrr

 

so iconic

[Liz Taylor Blues 18,736]

THERE IS A RANKED FORUM ON LB. Stop spamming the pre-release thread every fucking few days with the same recycled spam. If you don't have anything new to post on this forum, newsflash you don't have to post anything here. Lanaboards more like SpamBoards

[BeautifulAnywhere 5,416]

THERE IS A RANKED FORUM ON LB. Stop spamming the pre-release thread every fucking few days with the same recycled spam. If you don't have anything new to post on this forum, newsflash you don't have to post anything here. Lanaboards more like SpamBoards

I can say the same thing for this post right here lol

[cloverhoney 801]

There's nothing to say about nfr tho blame lana for the early creation of this thread lol

[Doll Harlow 12,367]

And no I don't like Echoes

 

Saucerful of Secrets is their best in terms of psychedelia 

 

 

& White Rabbit is shit

Gurl Echoes is their best song

[salvatore 21,769]

Justice for Yosemite 

 

you've been put on the pending list for initiation. expect deliverance within the week, if you hear the falls calling do not hesitate to jump for it.