Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[MoreCruelThanYou 5,277]

Petition to rename this forum "1150 pages of pure filth" if she doesnt release a single by the end of March :-)

[ArtDecoDelRey 15,284]

Petition to rename this forum "1150 pages of pure filth" if she doesnt release a single by the end of March :-)

it will be 3000 pages by then

[PerwinkleDreams 6,800]

Her top 20 best songs are undoubtedly

 

Venice Bitch

Heroin

Video Games

Tomorrow Never Came

West Coast

Ride

Brooklyn Baby

Get Free

Bel Air

Flipside

The Blackest Day

Love

Terrence Loves You

Salvatore

13 Beaches

Shades Of Cool

Black Beauty

Old Money

American

&

Yayo

To you

[Chiunzhan 1,475]

Why did nobody believe me when I said it's coming September 19th? sis........

[Barry 5,932]

it will be 3000 pages by then

 

She's deliberatley delaying the album until this has more pages than the Charlie XCX one so she can official reclaim her own fan website

[PerwinkleDreams 6,800]

Let's be real: she's too busy getting facials, going to coffee places with her girls and making granola recipes from a book entitled "recipes for a stay at home Los Angeles witch"

 

Like sis just release the fucking songs that are finished, and when you finish the rest just add it on as a second edition like you did with Paradise and re release the entire album. Like it's not fucking hard jeez

[Liz Taylor Blues 18,736]

MAY 19th FAM

[ArtDecoDelRey 15,284]

Im bored. Lets do top 5 songs off of each album

 

AKA: Kill Kill, Oh Say Can You See, Mermaid Motel, Pawn Shop Blues, Yayo

 

BTD: Born To Die, Off To The Races, Video Games, National Anthem, Radio

 

PD: Ride, Cola, Body Electric, Gods And Monsters, Bel Air

 

UV: Shades Of Cool, Brooklyn Baby, West Coast, Old Money, Black Beauty

 

HM: Terrence Loves You, Art Deco, Salvatore, The Blackest Day, Swan Song

 

LFL: Love, 13 Beaches, Cherry, Heroin, Get Free

[SlowGinFizzzz 15,354]

Im bored. Lets do top 5 songs off of each album

 

AKA: Kill Kill, Oh Say Can You See, Mermaid Motel, Pawn Shop Blues, Yayo

 

BTD: Born To Die, Off To The Races, Video Games, National Anthem, Radio

 

PD: Ride, Cola, Body Electric, Gods And Monsters, Bel Air

 

UV: Shades Of Cool, Brooklyn Baby, West Coast, Old Money, Black Beauty

 

HM: Terrence Loves You, Art Deco, Salvatore, The Blackest Day, Swan Song

 

LFL: Love, 13 Beaches, Cherry, Heroin, Get Free

*cough cough* http://lanaboards.com/index.php?/topic/2204-favourite-lana-songs/page-24

[Flowerbomb 65,593]

AKA: Kill Kill, Oh Say Can You See, Pawn Shop Blues, Queen of the Gas Station, Raise Me Up

 

BTD: Born To Die, Off To The Races, Million Dollar Man, National Anthem, This Is What Makes Us Girls

 

PD: Cola, Body Electric, Gods And Monsters, Yayo, Blue Velvet

 

UV: Brooklyn Baby, West Coast, Money Power Glory, Sad Girl, Black Beauty

 

HM: Salvatore, Swan Song, God Knows I Tried, Honeymoon, Music to Watch Boys To

 

LFL: 13 Beaches, Cherry, Tomorrow Never Came, Groupie Love, Get Free

 

it's better than fighting ig

[cherriesinthespring 5,486]

opening this can of worms: salvatore is basic af. as someone who is italian i honestly just don't get it. is she being murdered by him? "soft ice cream, soft i scream" wow haha i get it word play lana   next? I can't even listen to it past the first chorus without changing it its so slow. she literally just spouts italian words that don't make sense "ciao amore" glad she knows how to use google translate, "cacciatore" this is a chicken recipe. where is the logic? 

Pretty sure she confirmed it’s calciatore which is also just a random word but it’s better than chicken recipes

 

OT: I’m standing by my October prediction

[LanaFlowers 8,752]

Doesn't cacciatore mean hunter? That's what the recipe was named after

[cloverhoney 801]

kms if it's later than july

[Off To The Races 2010 demo pls 19,335]

AKA: Yayo, Kill Kill, QOTGS, Jump, Mermaid Motel

BTD: OTTR, Born To Die, Video Games, MDM, Radio

Paradise: Ride, Gods and Monsters, Cola, Body Electric, Burning Desire

UV: Money Power Glory, Old Money, Ultraviolence, Florida Kilos, Cruel World

Honeymoon: Art Deco, Honeymoon, Religion, DLMBM (drag me), Salvatore

LFL: Heroin, Cherry, 13 Beaches, When The World, Luv

[salvatore 21,769]

are y'all dumb?

 

are y'all dumb?

 

are y'all dumb?

 

are y'all dumb?

[Off To The Races 2010 demo pls 19,335]

is yosemite a flop?

 

is yosemite a flop?

 

is yosemite a flop?

 

is yosemite a flop?

yes

[Cacciatore 19,347]

i can't take it anymore

[lanangel 934]

what should have happened is her releasing the 25 unreleased songs album she wanted to release to distract public from israel, release the three singles around january february, and announce NFR when they were ready. Instead we got a long wait of nothing and laziness/lies without any real info. Lana hire me as your manager challenge

[Beautiful Loser 48,739]

Ooook I’ll probably stay away from this thread for a while again. See ya around.

[Coney Island King 25,999]

Shaun Mendes is shit, just like this era.