Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[PerwinkleDreams 6,800]

sis ily but nobody reading that

Okay but seriously if I put all my posts together it would literally be bible length. Someone get me a book deal imma write the next Harry Potter

[Flowerbomb 65,594]

 

#HungerStrikeForNormanFuckingRockwell

 

Tweet this @ Lana, Ben, Chuck, Ed etc. and let them know that Lipsters aren't eating until we get confirmation about the album or its released and if they don't release it then they're like murderers and should go to jail because we could die

 

GO LIPSTERS GO!!!!!!!!

 

 

I'm doing this, it's the only way to get her attention without actual harassment

[salvatore 21,769]

Okay but seriously if I put all my posts together it would literally be bible length. Someone get me a book deal imma write the next Harry Potter

 

the bible is about different things though

[PerwinkleDreams 6,800]

I'm doing this, it's the only way to get her attention without actual harassment

Lanaboards "post a picture of yourself" thread in three weeks

 

[Nobody 21,523]

I have a theory as to why Stella isn't around her anymore. Guys, keep in mind that I have no evidence lol, but I love my «fan fiction story» here .

There was an Insta account named xxmoonshine or something that appeared around the LFL pre-release era, and they had a couple of snippets and info that were leaked on a regular basis by someone that clearly seemed close to her (there was the progress of the record, live recording of her singing the songs, infos about the videos, etc.). The account became inactive around the beginning of the LA to the Moon tour, and the same time Stella kinda disappeared from her entourage. I thought it would have been interesting if Stella ran the account but had been discovered by Lana's management. And since she was betrayed, Lana cut ties with her (cue dramatic music here). 

 

I prefer my fanfiction that Stella got kicked out of the USA so had to fuck off back to England because the U.S customs found out that her "job" was Lana paying her to accompany her to night clubs to snort coke with Gerald, which explains why Lana is getting her pilot's license (so she can illegally smuggle her back in) 

Yours makes more sense though 

[PerwinkleDreams 6,800]

the bible is about different things though

[salvatore 21,769]

lana is getting her pilot license so she can fly supplies into the barricaded west berlin, anti-russian queen fighting for america

[Peachycream 3,648]

lana is getting her pilot license so she can fly supplies into the barricaded west berlin, anti-russian queen fighting for america

Wow a humanitarian

[Terrence Loves Me 72,694]

keep RT the hashtag guys, also stream MAC

[Blue Velvet Crowbar 966]

 

#HungerStrikeForNormanFuckingRockwell

 

Tweet this @ Lana, Ben, Chuck, Ed etc. and let them know that Lipsters aren't eating until we get confirmation about the album or its released and if they don't release it then they're like murderers and should go to jail because we could die

 

GO LIPSTERS GO!!!!!!!!

 

 

Lets 'av em lads

 

mod note: user was warned for this post

Edited March 5, 2019 by admin
please do not support the banding of users together to harass Lana and her team

[honey dew 11,783]

#HungerStrikeForNormanFuckingRockwell

[salvatore 21,769]

your signature spans far enough that it folds into a bottom line and that's a bannable offense

[Terrence Loves Me 72,694]

maybe this revolution might just be revolutionary

[Flowerbomb 65,594]

The hashtag is getting bigger, we need more of yall to tweet

 

mod note: user was warned for this post

Edited March 5, 2019 by Elle
please do not engage support of harassment of Lana

[fl0ridakil0s 3,959]

I'm listening to Sirens right now for the first time in a while, and I've realized the older I get the more I like it. Mind you, I was 14 when I first listened to it, and my initial thoughts were "where's the instrumentals, it's so boring", but looking back on it as 21 year old I love how raw it is.

 

I know everyone's obsessed with how raw NFR is, and I'm all for it, but the perspective and lyrical content is very different. You're looking at two different sides of a coin; a girl who's lost in life trying to find herself, trying to tell a story, without a discography to reflect off of, basically without restraints. Total freedom. No Marilyn Monroe accent. No baby voice. No deep hollow vocals. Just someone's pure voice over a guitar with stories of their life.

 

Now NFR; a woman who is still semi lost in life, but who has already told her story to the world, has to keep up with what her vocals have become. I'm not saying they got worse or better, but if you go back and listen to Sirens and compare it to now, there's no new accent, no breathy head vocals or deep hollow caves of echoes, delays and the shakiness she loves to use nowadays. I know some of you won't agree but it's not a bad thing, it's just a known fact Lana puts on a voice now.

 

Sirens was Lana's actual voice, where as AKA Lana started to get breathy. In between AKA it turned into a baby voice at times, especially in her pop tracks. Fast forward to BTD, Lana started playing with the new deep breathy vocals, and yet still played with the baby voice (Diet Mountain Dew for example) from BTD came Paradise, where the baby vocals completely disappeared. UV brought the breathy vocals to a whole new level, and then HM & LFL carried on the tradition.

 

Story wise, she doesn't have much to sing about anymore, and it's not as relatable. Back then she was singing from a lost perspective of someone trying to find their way and tell their stories, whereas now she's singing from the perspective of someone who has made it, has no more stories to tell expect for the little conversations that she has over coffee or in a car, and is still struggling.

 

There's nothing wrong with it, I just wish she would take a break. A good 5 year break and life would give her every new story you could possibly think about. It would be a plus for everyone, the fans and herself. She wouldn't have to worry about being too big because all the fake fans would have left by then, so she'd be making music for those who truly did care. As much as you guys wouldn't be here for it, I truly do hope NFR is the last album for a while, and that she takes time to find herself, find her voice and have some fun.

 

I know she'll never stop writing, but that's the good thing. A song written in months usually is lackluster, but a song written over the course of 5 years like what Lana did with BTD (like the fact that DMD was 4 years of writing and production) I think it would be her best album yet.

 

 

I read all your posts (or at least I try to) #JusticeForPeroxide

 

I only personally disagree with the last paragraphs because I would be desolated without new songs or seeing her or having news. I know that would be the best, but I prefer to have no-that-great songs than none

[Terrence Loves Me 72,694]

ok but no one is tagging lana so it literally means nothing i-

[PerwinkleDreams 6,800]

#HungerStrikeForNormanFuckingRockwell

Who made big thick bushy caterpillar eyebrows a thing, I just wanna talk to them

I miss when everyone had thin brows and tweezers were a hit and everyone looked so good and you all can lie to yourselves and say these new caveman eyebrows are beautiful but you probably were born with a unibrow and that's your reasoning jk but seriously I'm not saying those ugly thins ones, there was a time between the thin ass brows and these new thick ass brows and everyone had the perfect brows it still haunts me

[Blue Velvet Crowbar 966]

ok but no one is tagging lana so it literally means nothing i-

 

I don't want to make her feel worse than she already doesn't 

[godsmonster 14,221]

 

#HungerStrikeForNormanFuckingRockwell

 

Tweet this @ Lana, Ben, Chuck, Ed etc. and let them know that Lipsters aren't eating until we get confirmation about the album or its released and if they don't release it then they're like murderers and should go to jail because we could die

 

GO LIPSTERS GO!!!!!!!!

 

this is gonna blow up in your face, mark my words

[violets 11,896]

we really are the worst lmaoo       

this is going to flop tho