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  1. bia liked a post in a topic by Blue Velvet Crowbar in Favourite Lana Pictures   
    I really love the Paris Match photoshoot by Sébastien Micke
  2. DeadSeaOfMercury liked a post in a topic by Blue Velvet Crowbar in Raini Rodriguez   
    Sorry but who let this thread die?
     
    Rain Rodriguez is the biggest pop sensation of the last 6 years. With over 50+ platinium albums in 60 countries - selling in 32 different languages, Raini is a multilingual pop superstar.
    She never needs to move for anyone as she owns (in the wise words of Raini) 'the damn joint' and she is so skinny 60 people can walk past her at once.
    She completely flattens any opponents that try to take her world renown title, and many ledgends who have tried - this includes; Floppyonce, Ratsley, Cascada and her very own dad Paul Blart - the mall cop.
     
    She has a networth of over $5'000'000 USD putting her in the lead of most locals such as Zucc, Elon Musk and Britney Spears.
     
    Raini has frequent collabs with;
    - Charli XCX
    - Lana Del Rey
    - CupcakKe 
    - XXXTENTACION
    - Post Malone
    - WoahVikky 
    - Little Tae
    and many other considerable mentions.
     
    Her fanbase the Raindrops are the sweetest darlings, with many supportive acts towards their skinny queen such as;
    #CutForRaini
    #StarveYourselfForMallCop3
    #ItShouldHaveBeen'TrishAndAustin' 
  3. shadesofloveduthenandnow liked a post in a topic by Blue Velvet Crowbar in Raini Rodriguez   
    Better than you
    &
     

     
    Here are a few.
  4. shadesofloveduthenandnow liked a post in a topic by Blue Velvet Crowbar in Raini Rodriguez   
    Sorry but who let this thread die?
     
    Rain Rodriguez is the biggest pop sensation of the last 6 years. With over 50+ platinium albums in 60 countries - selling in 32 different languages, Raini is a multilingual pop superstar.
    She never needs to move for anyone as she owns (in the wise words of Raini) 'the damn joint' and she is so skinny 60 people can walk past her at once.
    She completely flattens any opponents that try to take her world renown title, and many ledgends who have tried - this includes; Floppyonce, Ratsley, Cascada and her very own dad Paul Blart - the mall cop.
     
    She has a networth of over $5'000'000 USD putting her in the lead of most locals such as Zucc, Elon Musk and Britney Spears.
     
    Raini has frequent collabs with;
    - Charli XCX
    - Lana Del Rey
    - CupcakKe 
    - XXXTENTACION
    - Post Malone
    - WoahVikky 
    - Little Tae
    and many other considerable mentions.
     
    Her fanbase the Raindrops are the sweetest darlings, with many supportive acts towards their skinny queen such as;
    #CutForRaini
    #StarveYourselfForMallCop3
    #ItShouldHaveBeen'TrishAndAustin' 
  5. Blue Velvet Crowbar liked a post in a topic by Lustformoney in TEMPORARY Chemtrails Over the Country Club - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 19th, 2021   
    hmmm shes never ever been this active. i feel like she really wants to tell us about the album n post milion snippets but management is stopping her since its a suprise release and she posts random shit instead cuz she cant sit still
  6. WilshireBoulevard liked a post in a topic by Blue Velvet Crowbar in Favourite Lana Pictures   
    I really love the Paris Match photoshoot by Sébastien Micke
  7. 13bitches liked a post in a topic by Blue Velvet Crowbar in Lana spotted at Hillsong again - January 30, 2019   
    Y'all we were wrong.
    Lana isn't pregnant.
    Lana Hasn't got a mans 
     
    The only reason she goes to hillsong is for her girlfriend.
     
     
  8. faatiecaatie liked a post in a topic by Blue Velvet Crowbar in Unpopular Lana Opinions   
    LFL is a really fucking good album.
  9. Blue Velvet Crowbar liked a post in a topic by Psychedelic Pussy in Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread   
    I really hope she has more stuff coming w jack in the future, I mean considering how much she’s been in the studio w him I wouldn’t be surprised. Imagine a follow up EP or smth.... or another album with him ugh
    I’m getting ahead of myself but it’s pretty clear this album is gonna be one of her best pieces of work, I really hope she continues working w jack....
  10. godsmonster liked a post in a topic by Blue Velvet Crowbar in godsmonster's lana album artwork   
    I love them so muchh aghhhhhhhhhhh..
     
    •-• *•*
  11. Blue Velvet Crowbar liked a post in a topic by violets in Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread   
    instrumental intro



    in the car in the car in the backseat im your baby



    we go fast we so fast we dont move



    i believe in a place you take me make you real proud of your baby



    in your car im a star and im burning through you



  12. Blue Velvet Crowbar liked a post in a topic by Wynwood in Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread   
    yeah but that was us thinking the album would come out in early 2019 not february 2020!
  13. Blue Velvet Crowbar liked a post in a topic by PARADIXO in Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread   
    The fact that y'all literally asked her to go back to being mysterious and making music for herself only it's karma for hating on LFL
  14. Blue Velvet Crowbar liked a post in a topic by xxmissdaytonaxx in Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread   
    i was thinking more a long the lines of a dress with "it's coming u little bitch" sewn on instead.
  15. Blue Velvet Crowbar liked a post in a topic by Rorman Nockwell in Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread   
    She's going to say, "it's coming soon", toss her hair and walk away giggling. That's if she even goes. The dying of the hair is probably just some special Hillsong soul-cleansing ritual.
  16. GeminiLanaFan liked a post in a topic by Blue Velvet Crowbar in Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread   
    I really hope she shares the T on NFR if she goes.
    But we all know she won't.
  17. BBMbby liked a post in a topic by Blue Velvet Crowbar in Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread   
    I really hope she shares the T on NFR if she goes.
    But we all know she won't.
  18. ArtDecoDelRey liked a post in a topic by Blue Velvet Crowbar in Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread   
    I really hope she shares the T on NFR if she goes.
    But we all know she won't.
  19. Blue Velvet Crowbar liked a post in a topic by Rorman Nockwell in Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread   
    What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and a hangover?

    One makes you feel tired, depressed, and hungry, and the other is the hangover.
     
     
     
    Like, can you imagine if these four hung out now?
     
    Marina: "So, what's everyone been up to? I just released a new album and I'm touring."
    FKA Twigs: "I released a new song and I am also touring."
    Florence: "I released a new song and I'm touring, too."
    Elizabeth: "I went to Cha Cha Matcha yesterday."
     

  20. Make it sticky liked a post in a topic by Blue Velvet Crowbar in Charli XCX   
    You will be help accountable for all heartbreak caused.
    My lawyers will sure.
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