Lies Lana Has Told Us Thread

[Daisy Hearted 1,722]

When she said she has a breathy voice because she fell from a tree and broke her ribs lmao

AHAHAHAH when was this??? When did she say this?

[American Whore 51,490]

I really need to come back to this thread and start actually gathering info for this lol I’ve just been busy af and stayed in the NFR pre-release thread lately. I’ll be back here and fix the first post with links and stuff

[LanaFlowers 8,752]

Said this:

 

 

Did this:

 

maybe she meant to say she was only going to share the absolute ugliest parts of her new lifestyle

[Ryusei 5,071]

still questioning wtf neon windbreakers have to do with being a baddie...

[Ultra Violet 18,995]

I am so grateful for this thread and forum in general because if I was just stanning alone and not involved in any online Lana community I'd be going through all this in private, wondering where the cherry and change music videos are, wondering what happened to the pwyc and west coast homemade videos, wondering if I just imagined her saying all these things. Thank God other people are concerned about it and remember all these little things. 

[Rorman Nockwell 56,814]

She definitely told several other lies today, but this was the most hilarious one imo:

 

The lie:

 

"Don't you worry .... you're all safe!"

 

https://youtu.be/1I47SqkbLGg?t=105

 

The truth:

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq95Lx9CBos

 

In two hours' time, we can add "releasing the poetry book before the album" to the list of lies.

[Ryusei 5,071]

She definitely told several other lies today, but this was the most hilarious one imo:

 

The lie:

 

"Don't you worry .... you're all safe!"

 

https://youtu.be/1I47SqkbLGg?t=105

 

The truth:

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq95Lx9CBos

 

In two hours' time, we can add "releasing the poetry book before the album" to the list of lies.

To be fair she added "most of the time" she knows she's a mess on the road  also if she actually writes in the car (while driving) there is no way she'd think that's safe lol but then again dont Teslas have all these sensors and the car can drive itself or smth? lol

[callmedecember 2,319]

that angel is coming in two weeks  

[Ivory Cricket 353]

She definitely told several other lies today, but this was the most hilarious one imo:

 

The lie:

 

"Don't you worry .... you're all safe!"

 

https://youtu.be/1I47SqkbLGg?t=105

 

The truth:

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq95Lx9CBos

 

In two hours' time, we can add "releasing the poetry book before the album" to the list of lies.

 

The fuck? Is that her leg in the first photo? I thought I was the only one who did that 

[SparkleJumpropeNoose 8,750]

Suddenly remembered that time she told us to share our phone numbers and she’d call us up lol, did she really call anyone or were people faking? Most posts were like “oh no, someone called and I missed it, it was Lana!” from what I recall.

yeah she called two people one of which was w*n

[PARADIXO 32,960]

still questioning wtf neon windbreakers have to do with being a baddie...

 

it's the hottest trend and baddies follow the hottest trends

[Rorman Nockwell 56,814]

To be fair she added "most of the time" she knows she's a mess on the road  also if she actually writes in the car (while driving) there is no way she'd think that's safe lol but then again dont Teslas have all these sensors and the car can drive itself or smth? lol

 

But do we really believe "most of the time"?

 

And her car isn't a Tesla. Not the main one she seems to drive around in, anyway.

[mkultraviolence 5,832]

honestly i think she'll shelf the poetry book and we will only see it posthumously in 60 years

[divebarsinger 2,715]

She definitely told several other lies today, but this was the most hilarious one imo:

 

The lie:

 

"Don't you worry .... you're all safe!"

 

https://youtu.be/1I47SqkbLGg?t=105

 

The truth:

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq95Lx9CBos

 

In two hours' time, we can add "releasing the poetry book before the album" to the list of lies.

 

i'm learning to drive soon and i know this is gonna be me 

[American Whore 51,490]

honestly i think she'll shelf the poetry book and we will only see it posthumously in 60 years

This tbh. I feel like she might’ve already shared most of it though. Do we have all of the poems in a thread, compiled in spoilers for each poem? If so, we could count up how many she’s already shown us unless someone already knows and can say. I think the book was supposed to have 20-30 poems? She might continue to post the rest of it online and it’ll be free. Remember that comment saying it would be $1, even if it was a joke, could she have meant it’s actually... kind of free, since it’s online? That way she can put it out into the world and move on

[mkultraviolence 5,832]

This tbh. I feel like she might’ve already shared most of it though. Do we have all of the poems in a thread, compiled in spoilers for each poem? If so, we could count up how many she’s already shown us unless someone already knows and can say. I think the book was supposed to have 20-30 poems? She might continue to post the rest of it online and it’ll be free. Remember that comment saying it would be $1, even if it was a joke, could she have meant it’s actually... kind of free, since it’s online? That way she can put it out into the world and move on

 

it's late so im going to sleep but if there isn't a thread yet, i'll make one tomorrow. strictly violet bent backwards over grass poetry, right?

[lil aerosol 2,297]

White Hot Forever coming end of Summer 2020

[American Whore 51,490]

it's late so im going to sleep but if there isn't a thread yet, i'll make one tomorrow. strictly violet bent backwards over grass poetry, right?

Right, just poems that she’s posted or came out in magazines whichever

[Rorman Nockwell 56,814]

In one of her interviews she said she's going to do a video of herself ice skating to Young and Beautiful "within the next 7 months". 

 

This is definitely a lie so I'm just putting it in here now. 

[mkultraviolence 5,832]

In one of her interviews she said she's going to do a video of herself ice skating to Young and Beautiful "within the next 7 months". 

 

This is definitely a lie so I'm just putting it in here now. 

 

so fucking random of her

if it was an older interview, how many months do we have left?