Rorman Nockwell 56,708 Posted April 21, 2019 Bored af by the NFR thread. Let's do Lana's songs as haikus. (first line: 5 syllables, second line: 7 syllables, third line: 5 syllables). They're also supposed to be about the weather 'n' shit, but fuck that - just try to capture the essence/theme of the song. "Heroin" Exceptionally warm These kids are crazy as fuck You shouldn't take drugs "Summertime Sadness" Unhappy in the heat Driving far too fast. You're gone So I give no fucks (If nobody joins in, you know I'm gonna do her entire discography ...) (Feel free to re-do a song someone else does if you have a different take on it ... keeps it interesting. Mine tend to be piss-taking, but yours might not be ...) 10 Quote ur legit gonna look the same stop buying oil of Olay face cream Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
movebaby 5,379 Posted April 22, 2019 guess the songs lmao fucked up summer fling something something armageddon ivory horse car underage hooker drinking booze and speaking french fame is just a sham fucked a married guy my self worth revolves on him i am very sad 9 Quote it's just the way i feel Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Say Yes to Heaven 27,514 Posted April 22, 2019 guess the songs lmao fucked up summer fling something something armageddon ivory horse car underage hooker drinking booze and speaking french fame is just a sham fucked a married guy my self worth revolves on him i am very sad White MustangCarmen Every other Lana song 11 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rorman Nockwell 56,708 Posted April 22, 2019 LMAO @ "ivory horse car" 5 Quote ur legit gonna look the same stop buying oil of Olay face cream Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rorman Nockwell 56,708 Posted April 22, 2019 "13 Beaches" Can't go to the beachWithout the paparazziWish they would fuck off 9 Quote ur legit gonna look the same stop buying oil of Olay face cream Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Foxglove 2,266 Posted April 22, 2019 hit me again please i am a poisonous plant it's hard to love you we're making cocaine i can see cuba from here the beach is the best 7 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
movebaby 5,379 Posted April 22, 2019 Every other Lana song touché 1 Quote it's just the way i feel Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
movebaby 5,379 Posted April 22, 2019 you messed up my fruit love is getting shot and killed bitch bitch bitch bitch fuck 9 Quote it's just the way i feel Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dominikx4 25,404 Posted April 22, 2019 be a freak just like me its stranger than a stranger blue california 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dominikx4 25,404 Posted April 22, 2019 flowers in their hair nuclear missile bomb threats made children's children cry i should not cry but you fuck me good from behind big dick starboy love 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rorman Nockwell 56,708 Posted April 22, 2019 hit me again please i am a poisonous plant it's hard to love you we're making cocaine i can see cuba from here the beach is the best Ultraviolence, Florida Kilos 2 Quote ur legit gonna look the same stop buying oil of Olay face cream Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lilacnicole 84 Posted April 22, 2019 God doesn’t like me But fuck me i’m an angel I do what I want 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kitschesque 9,882 Posted April 22, 2019 One mean as a kid Deals with devils to have you Happens to be me 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ArtDecoDelRey 15,284 Posted April 22, 2019 God doesn’t like me But fuck me i’m an angel I do what I want gods and monsters Let's stop working now Who cares, let's ditch everything We can be alone 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trayertrash 7,210 Posted April 22, 2019 Stride skilled, sycophant, ill toy, thou aren't a bona fide bairn, adieu pops 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
evilentity 13,343 Posted April 23, 2019 guns and roses guns weird phil collins reference guns and roses guns 3 Quote Stalking you has sorta become like my occupation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
violets 11,896 Posted April 23, 2019 cummin' and smokin' i say fuck g-eazy im very blue 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
evilentity 13,343 Posted April 23, 2019 white girl thoughts and prayers i want to fuck your husband odd zeppelin quote 1 Quote Stalking you has sorta become like my occupation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AngelHeadedHipster 2,838 Posted April 23, 2019 Rubbing Uglies with Oldies Climbling the Pyramids of Hollyweird Feeling like a Dragon 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
evilentity 13,343 Posted April 23, 2019 soda cunt lyric now the least controversial don't sing anymore 3 Quote Stalking you has sorta become like my occupation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
