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Just now, Masquerade said:

seeing people on twitter complaining about the track length like.. the tiktok-ification of society has really done us in, huh? can we bring back having attention spans please

Are people seriously complaining about the length 


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"You can't be a muse and be happy, too.

You can't blacken the pages with Russian poetry and be happy." - Blue Banisters

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I asked Asmodeus (the demon of lust) to make Miley Cyrus suffer. I am not happy with these new developments. After Miley rips off Lana's aesthetic, she bullies Lana into changing her release date. It is infuriating. 

 

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1 minute ago, Masquerade said:

seeing people on twitter complaining about the track length like.. the tiktok-ification of society has really done us in, huh? can we bring back having attention spans please

They want a hit lol idk what they expect Lana doesnt make music for charts

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14 minutes ago, mlittle11 said:

if lana’s team is smart, they wouldnt upload it to streaming platforms 9 days in advance…. imo thats risking a leak. its coming out this week confirmed!!!! :oprah4:

you lost me at "if Lana's team is smart"

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I'm at that point where I hope she works with Jack the rest of her career and continues making 6/7/8/9 minute masterpieces IDGAF! Suffer while I eat it up :et:


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"You can't be a muse and be happy, too.

You can't blacken the pages with Russian poetry and be happy." - Blue Banisters

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I asked Asmodeus (the demon of lust) to make Miley Cyrus suffer. I am not happy with these new developments. After Miley rips off Lana's aesthetic, she bullies Lana into changing her release date. It is infuriating. 

 

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Just now, hyaluronicacid said:

you lost me at "if Lana's team is smart"

to be fair, theyve been really good at avoiding leaks this era. i dont assume theyll do something stupid now after all their hard work :hooker:

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when the jimmy jimmy coco puff part of the song blows up so they release an A&W ep consisting of American Whore, Jimmy Jimmy Coco Puff, American Whore (sped up), Jimmy Jimmy Coco Puff (sped up), A&W (sped up), Summertime Sadness (sped up), Stargirl Interlude (sped up), A&W (acapella), American Whore (acapella) and Jimmy Jimmy Cococ Puff (acapella) E4-E74-DA0-8-E9-E-4848-B73-A-C6-B2-F5270


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Remember the time when 5-7 minute songs were normal and not 2:30 edge sessions for the cHarTs :scoff:


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"You can't be a muse and be happy, too.

You can't blacken the pages with Russian poetry and be happy." - Blue Banisters

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I asked Asmodeus (the demon of lust) to make Miley Cyrus suffer. I am not happy with these new developments. After Miley rips off Lana's aesthetic, she bullies Lana into changing her release date. It is infuriating. 

 

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Just now, TrashMagiq said:

when the jimmy jimmy coco puff part of the song blows up so they release an A&W ep consisting of American Whore, Jimmy Jimmy Coco Puff, American Whore (sped up), Jimmy Jimmy Coco Puff (sped up), A&W (sped up), Summertime Sadness (sped up), Stargirl Interlude (sped up), A&W (acapella), American Whore (acapella) and Jimmy Jimmy Cococ Puff (acapella) E4-E74-DA0-8-E9-E-4848-B73-A-C6-B2-F5270

 

and it goes nr1 for 127 weeks :oprah4:


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10 minutes ago, Masquerade said:

seeing people on twitter complaining about the track length like.. the tiktok-ification of society has really done us in, huh? can we bring back having attention spans please

a quarter of her discography is 5 minutes or longer, with one song being almost 10 minutes. sorry but lana doesn’t make ringtone music


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1 minute ago, Harry Nilsson said:

All To Well (10 minutes) says hello :byeh8rs2:

 

this is what's so unusual to me, a lot of titty swift stan's loved that she had a 10 minute song but when lana has a 7 minute track, it's a crime? ugh i don't wanna live in that world, i wanna be in a world where we encourage long songs :true:


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if i fuck this model and she just bleached her asshole and i get bleach on my t-shirt, imma feel like an asshole

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Just now, Harry Nilsson said:

All To Well (10 minutes) says hello :byeh8rs2:

Taylor could put out a 20 minute loop of her queefing and it would still chart as #1 and her fans would come up with theories and make it seem deeper than it actually is sorry I spilled

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