Brooke Candy

[Glitter Boy 16,439]

On 7/25/2024 at 1:58 PM, Coney Island King said:

The album is much better than her last, some good bops. But 90% of it is 2 min long songs

I will definitely need to listen to it but I can't at the fact it's 16 songs, 37 minutes. It's a joke at this point, an album of interludes?

Sneaking Flip Phone in it, I can't believe she left that one out.

[Cuntrol 71]

This. BITCH. Holy shit. I actually like Sexxxorcism more than most but this is fucking stellar. Like, I need the fucking production credits immediately because wow. Favorite so far is Crucify My Love. She popped offfff like never before on Candyland (also such a cunty name).

 

@ above girl all songs are that stream BS.length anyway. Come on now. If you have a problem, buy, don't stream on Spotify or whatever. That's what I do, cuz I also hate that 2 min song shit. 

[sweetener 4,154]

On 4/29/2024 at 1:17 AM, Apollo Rxse said:

Brooke went live on Instagram last night and played a bunch of the songs that are gonna be on her new album. The biggest gag is that she revealed that she's releasing a two part album, because she recorded so many songs over the past three years! She also announced the album is called Candyland (part 1 and 2), however she didn't clarify if all the music is dropping all at once or whether she'll wait a bit before dropping part 2. Lastly, here are the names the song titles I can remember from her live:

Blackout

Coke in Miami

Block (Scrapped Charli XCX song) 

Respectfully

ATM (Ass Titties Money)

Alien Sex

Vibrator

Frink

Big Clit Energy

Giddy Up

Das Still Me 

Candy's Back

Glamorous (Scrapped Slayyyter Starfucker Demo)

Eat, Slay, Love feat. Heidi Montag

Dirty Money

Dirty Little Freak

Naked

Porn Star

 

 

the way we still have an album's worth of titles for part 2. let's hope she puts Flip Phone on it too. 

 

also Fish feat. COBRAH surfaced

https://krakenfiles.com/view/kTyx0PcW6w/file.html

 

 

[Veinsineon 74,856]

SHES GIVING FISH        

[Glitter Boy 16,439]

On 7/28/2024 at 1:44 AM, Cuntrol said:

This. BITCH. Holy shit. I actually like Sexxxorcism more than most but this is fucking stellar. Like, I need the fucking production credits immediately because wow. Favorite so far is Crucify My Love. She popped offfff like never before on Candyland (also such a cunty name).

 

@ above girl all songs are that stream BS.length anyway. Come on now. If you have a problem, buy, don't stream on Spotify or whatever. That's what I do, cuz I also hate that 2 min song shit. 

Jesus calm down Brooke I didn't know you were lurking on LB. Btw hi

/lh I just can't with streaming lengths it's horrible but yeah I prefer buying anyways  

[Stoned Mary in the Garden 6,677]

This girl fell off so bad. She also fucked my ex while we were together so fuckyouuuu

[Cuntrol 71]

4 hours ago, Glitter Boy said:

Jesus calm down Brooke I didn't know you were lurking on LB. Btw hi

/lh I just can't with streaming lengths it's horrible but yeah I prefer buying anyways  

Girl I wish aww, you cute blud, make a crip wanna date 4rel know what I'm sayin. But a punk ass fool like me ain't never gonna be Hokage without some muhfuckin' trials and tribulations and shit, you feel me? I need a ride or die kina bitch who gon make me pancakes and shit, ya heard? 

 

Side bar literally HOW the fuck do people paint their nails without hella streaks and texture bullshit. It ain't even annoying, a bitch about to go serial kill yaddamean. I've been working on brat (Charli XCX you fucking pleeb losers) nail stencils for all month (I mean, kinda, sometimes, I smoke week a ton and am mentally ill so like, 4 days in August, real shit 🤣)

 

Edit like 20 or something, kinda mania kept getting worse but no I stand by it because I thought it was funny also I don't really care, devour a phallus North Korea or whatever (unless I devour it first, losers, can't even milk a man's right. That shit crazy)

Edited August 5 by Cuntrol
Religious Reasons/phallusies

[Cuntrol 71]

4 hours ago, Stoned Mary in the Garden said:

This girl fell off so bad. She also fucked my ex while we were together so fuckyouuuu

I can't even fathom having a pussy this dry. Making the Gobi seem like paradise fr. (Driest desert, cuz I educate a bitch when I clock a bitch)

 

(Watch me be the first person ever to get a multi-post ban on their site ever, lmfaoooo they hate me but it's cool cuz imma father they chillin fr, real talk, tbh only linking up with yours in a few minutes too, too bad you're too dead to help pussy )

 

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[AtomicMess 3,353]

[Veinsineon 74,856]

12 hours ago, Stoned Mary in the Garden said:

She also fucked my ex while we were together

Omg? 

[Rock Candy 1,489]

in my opinion, there is a mistake in the title of the topic 

But it's so sweet of you to dedicate a whole thread to me 

Spoiler

Lol, comedian of the year on lipsters oty 2025 

 

[Veinsineon 74,856]

this album is incredible. INCREDIBLE 

[a wild one 2,211]

On 8/5/2024 at 1:22 AM, Cuntrol said:

I can't even fathom having a pussy this dry. Making the Gobi seem like paradise fr. (Driest desert, cuz I educate a bitch when I clock a bitch)

 

(Watch me be the first person ever to get a multi-post ban on their site ever, lmfaoooo they hate me but it's cool cuz imma father they chillin fr, real talk, tbh only linking up with yours in a few minutes too, too bad you're too dead to help pussy )

 

mod note: user was warned for this post

 

no offense but are you okay? are you having a stroke do i need to call the paramedics

[blameitonme 15,457]

im trying to enjoy the album as an OG brooke candy fan but its so bad  what went wrong

 

i’ll always miss her pre-opulence music

[AOK 1,141]

Well, it's certainly better than the sexorcism garbage. There's a few bops (like two-three).

[Veinsineon 74,856]

Dirty Money is insane,

[SalvaWHORE 33,642]

"SPIRAL" - the third studio album is coming OCT 4!

This is the part 2 of the 2 parts project she talked about omg

https://www.instagram.com/p/C-su2F_PS3q/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

[Veinsineon 74,856]

[Glitter Boy 16,439]

On 8/15/2024 at 12:58 PM, SalvaWHORE said:

"SPIRAL" - the third studio album is coming OCT 4!

This is the part 2 of the 2 parts project she talked about omg

https://www.instagram.com/p/C-su2F_PS3q/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

hoping Flip Phone and more songs of the sorts are in it 

[301 293]

On 8/7/2024 at 3:42 AM, blameitonme said:

im trying to enjoy the album as an OG brooke candy fan but its so bad  what went wrong

 

i’ll always miss her pre-opulence music

omg same. I keep coming back to sexorcism and so on but they just don't do it for me.

happy days paper or pastic and all those were so good to me personally and i loved that direction.

i keep waiting for something i like but.....im still waiting lol.