Lana's Most Ridiculous Lyric(s)...

[Strangelove 1,546]

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What do you think is Lana's most bizarre/ridiculous lyric?

 

For me, it is the Behind Closed Doors bridge. 

 

Everybody's at the park tonight

Everybody's at the shore

Everybody's on the street tonight

What the hell would we do that for?

Everybody's at the park tonight

But we got fireworks galore, behind closed doors

Behind closed doors

 

It doesn't really make any sense to me! She's saying people are out having fun, meanwhile her and her boyfriend are "too cool" to be a part of that. And what is fireworks galore? They would have to be down the shore or something to see that. 

[Beautiful Loser 46,063]

Throw me 'round like a hot potato, if he want the butter, then say so

 

[SoftwareUpgrade 19,230]

"BLOODY MARY IN MY MIRROR AFRAID IN THE CORNER NOT ME IM A WINNER MARY SCARED OF ME"

 

Spoiler

Fake lyrics btw, just an inside joke song

 

[Surf Noir 188,935]

record executive, i

need you to live, i

someone come replace you

should i happen to meet you

downtown, or see you

i would fall down, dead, i'm

bereaved by you

bereaved by you

 

in blue denim, i meet you

barefoot, i need you

diamond horseshoe sparklin'

you my king jewish maven

kids on vacation

florida keys are calling

come back to me

come back to me

 

and by ridiculous i mean ridiculously GOOD, but also very evocative, unique, and strange (in a good way!) even for lizzy grant

[Strangelove 1,546]

18 minutes ago, Beautiful Loser said:

Throw me 'round like a hot potato, if he want the butter, then say so

 

Haha I had no idea she said this in Bad Boy. 

 

16 minutes ago, Surf Noir said:

record executive, i

need you to live, i

someone come replace you

should i happen to meet you

downtown, or see you

i would fall down, dead, i'm

bereaved by you

bereaved by you

 

in blue denim, i meet you

barefoot, i need you

diamond horseshoe sparklin'

you my king jewish maven

kids on vacation

florida keys are calling

come back to me

come back to me

 

and by ridiculous i mean ridiculously GOOD, but also very evocative, unique, and strange (in a good way!) even for lizzy grant

I always thought these lyrics were strange but brilliant.

[Unidentified Major Tom 2,079]

Boom like that !

[Strangelove 1,546]

Just now, Unidentified Major Tom said:

Boom like that !

I think she planned for it to leak on 9/11.

[Surf Noir 188,935]

copacabana, yes, in my party dress

i'm shimmering in love on that crystal meth

 

he's jesus christ and i'm his baby-doll

[14n4 307]

 

20 minutes ago, Surf Noir said:

record executive, i

is this about the same "sad executive love" she mentions in Ben? i've always wondered what his identity is

[Strangelove 1,546]

1 minute ago, 14n4 said:

 

is this about the same "sad executive love" she mentions in Ben? i've always wondered what his identity is 

Isn't it about the 5 Points guy instead? Before she met Ben I believe she was dating him. 

2 minutes ago, Surf Noir said:

copacabana, yes, in my party dress

i'm shimmering in love on that crystal meth

 

he's jesus christ and i'm his baby-doll

Sorry but I love Jesus Is My Boyfriend and that theme. It makes sense only to me. 

[taco truck 28,737]

Earthquakes happen naturally down in California
Walls shake, but I don't give a shit, 'cuz dying's better for ya
Fuck life, evеrything here sucks, therе's no music anymore, yeah
I pray that he takes me in
The next big 9.4, yeah

 

this song and espically this verse is so fucking dramatic but i love it because sometimes it really be like that. it very holden caulfield lol.

[love divine 4,220]

honestly the entirety of peppers has me laughing sometimes because of how gaudy the lyrics are  still iconic tho

[Surf Noir 188,935]

you also take pictures and you gave me one

of a nun who was playing the drums

she was crazy, her name was katie, i

think you're so fun

 

@Strangelove honestly when i think of ridiculous lana lyrics, i think of some of lizzy grant's most evocative lyrics, but in the best way! 

[Strangelove 1,546]

Just now, Surf Noir said:

you also take pictures and you gave me one

of a nun who was playing the drums

she was crazy, her name was katie, i

think you're so fun

 

@Strangelove honestly when i think of ridiculous lana lyrics, i think of some of lizzy grant's most evocative lyrics, but in the best way! 

Wow... What is the song?

3 minutes ago, taco truck said:

Earthquakes happen naturally down in California
Walls shake, but I don't give a shit, 'cuz dying's better for ya
Fuck life, evеrything here sucks, therе's no music anymore, yeah
I pray that he takes me in
The next big 9.4, yeah

 

this song and espically this verse is so fucking dramatic but i love it because sometimes it really be like that. it very holden caulfield lol.

It definitely sounds so, "I just moved to California" lol.

[Surf Noir 188,935]

Just now, Strangelove said:

Wow... What is the song?

It definitely sounds so, "I just moved to California" lol.

 

birds of a feather from her 2006 album sirens! it has very heavy autotune lol

 

https://krakenfiles.com/view/X71CJDicj8/file.html

[bia 891]

Tell me you love me, fuck me to death, love me until I love myself - this is so cringy, I always sing “love me to death” instead

[Lilac Del Heaven 94]

the lyrics of Boarding School for sure

[Surf Noir 188,935]

you were the freak king of the piercing shop

all the girls thought that they could sing

but they're really not shit, i don't get it

 

you're looking like a man, and you're talking like a baby

how the fuck is your song in a coke commercial, crazy

i don't get it, your taste once exquisite 

[Get Drunk 17,480]

37 minutes ago, Surf Noir said:

record executive, i

need you to live, i

someone come replace you

should i happen to meet you

downtown, or see you

i would fall down, dead, i'm

bereaved by you

bereaved by you

 

in blue denim, i meet you

barefoot, i need you

diamond horseshoe sparklin'

you my king jewish maven

kids on vacation

florida keys are calling

come back to me

come back to me

 

and by ridiculous i mean ridiculously GOOD, but also very evocative, unique, and strange (in a good way!) even for lizzy grant

surf noir the absolute mother you are 

[Get Drunk 17,480]

“right mixture of cocaine and heroin”

“You don't think I'm that strange
You're so weird that's cause you're so queer
But who's not these days?
You wear purple socks”