Why does lana always have 2 cellphones?

[Malibu princess 14]

What are ur theories 

[PARADIXO 31,620]

One for private use, one for professional use

[taco truck 28,775]

one for the bitches and one for the dough

[Mer 52,190]

What's with all these "minor questions" getting their own thread. We literally have a master thread for this...but it's probably a work phone. 

[rocknrollgroupie 3,723]

“I put my third phone in the waistband of my leggings

only you have this number

6 plus vibrates with your own ringtone”

[lili 3,159]

One is for Bumble only

[Embach 21,583]

ONE FOR THE MONEYYYYY OWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOW AND TWOOOOOOOOOO FOR THE SHOWOWOWOWOWOOWOOOOOOOOOOOO

[bluechemtrails 22,996]

one for car selfies, the other for flannel selfies 

[Embach 21,583]

 

[Malibu princess 14]

9 minutes ago, Mer said:

What's with all these "minor questions" getting their own thread. We literally have a master thread for this...but it's probably a work phone. 

Whats w all the bitching. Half the threads on here are just ppl complaining about things lana hasn’t released. 

[Rust Dress 37,599]

Just now, Malibu princess said:

Whats w all the bitching. Half the threads on here are just ppl complaining about things lana hasn’t released. 

 

[Embach 21,583]

Just now, Malibu princess said:

Whats w all the bitching. Half the threads on here are just ppl complaining about things lana hasn’t released. 

This is the experince of being a LanaBoards whore

[PARADIXO 31,620]

1 minute ago, Malibu princess said:

Whats w all the bitching. Half the threads on here are just ppl complaining about things lana hasn’t released. 

 

[taco truck 28,775]

2 minutes ago, Malibu princess said:

Whats w all the bitching. Half the threads on here are just ppl complaining about things lana hasn’t released. 

this is not the serve you think it is

[Tana Mongeau 4,272]

12 minutes ago, Malibu princess said:

Whats w all the bitching. Half the threads on here are just ppl complaining about things lana hasn’t released. 

You thought you ate that but the only thing you ate is…well…nothing. 

[ShadesOfFool 18,849]

Tell tale sign of a drug dealer 

[Rust Dress 37,599]

there is some truth to malibu princess’ statement though 

[TrashMagiq 55,346]

16 minutes ago, Malibu princess said:

Whats w all the bitching. Half the threads on here are just ppl complaining about things lana hasn’t released. 

 

[Malibu princess 14]

 

8 minutes ago, Tana Mongeau said:

You thought you ate that but the only thing you ate is…well…nothing. 

Wow, intellectual argument, amazing, bravo 

[taco truck 28,775]

Just now, Rust Dress said:

there is some truth to malibu princess’ statement though 

not really because no one is "complaining about things she hasn't released" everyone is just discussing rumored future releases lmao (ldr 10, unreleased album, collabs etc.) this thread is kind of funny sure, but i feel like it's annoying to make tons of threads like these (and i think this happens because people want to make sure their post/question gets attention) that only end up getting like 25 replies at most and are very specific, which clogs the threads and then it's harder to find stuff. it's not a huge deal but there are threads like the minor general questions that don't deserve their own thread for a reason