Lasso - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[Eugene 26,672]

sweet home, Alabama... where the skies are so blue 

[Embach 45,103]

What's for sure...there will definitely be at least:

- one track with piano (like it or not but don't you lie as if one of your fave Lana tracks has a piano) [as one of the credited instruments]

- one track with an acoustic guitar [as one of the credited instruments]

- one track with an electric guitar [as one of the credited instruments]

- one track with beats/drums/"electronic or upbeat elements" [as one of the credited instruments]

- one track with strings/orchestral/symphonic elements [as one of the credited instruments]

 

Because every album of hers have had these each instruments in different songs

[ever 1,515]

manifesting first single drop on june 21st

[ChelseaLeeArts 2,966]

If she dye's her hair darker lasso is definitely not coming

[honey dew 11,800]

2 hours ago, psycholifegaurd said:

maybe if we all decided to threaten a mass sxicide if Lasso gets scrapped, she’ll for sure release it 😁

 

Someone get ha a warning point cuz I got my first one from saying something like this in the NFR prerelease -_-

[Psychedelic Pussy 30,111]

3 hours ago, Liz Taylor Blues said:

you don't even know the new lore........ do not challenge me witch on the deep magic, I was there when it was written....... zodiac leak has been postponed to 2028 and dark city has been deleted.......happy quaranteening

idk who you are but stop trying to come for me irrelevant ass trifling ass hoe 

[Psychedelic Pussy 30,111]

2 hours ago, Liz Taylor Blues said:

Looking At Stealing Some Opals...... so it is country western but like outlaw bandit style train robbin

the first iconic thing you’ve ever said….

imagining a country western MV now where her & her girlfriends are robbing a bunch of rich people on a train

[Cake Bush 436]

Lana is the QUEEN of the universe. She can do what she wants.

[Lana Del Dufrene 11,290]

What we need before Lasso (or LDR 10) is an EP with Angels Forever (Soft-Rock Electric Guitar Driven Rework) on it.

 

edit: This as the cover? 

 

 

[Dark Angel 203,547]

1 hour ago, Cake Bush said:

Lana is the QUEEN of the universe. She can do what she wants.

 

my fellow lemonade motorcycle heaven stan @lernerderrey's cameo  i miss you

[lernerderrey 2,428]

56 minutes ago, Surf Noir said:

 

my fellow lemonade motorcycle heaven stan @lernerderrey's cameo  i miss you

Oh my God 🤩🤩🤩

 

I'd be around more if the aka outtakes leaked already lol 

[Dark Angel 203,547]

insiders are saying that a psychedelic surf rock trip hop cover of disco duck will appear on lasso  

 

 

 

[AngelHeadedHipster 2,840]

 

11 hours ago, AngelHeadedHipster said:

So the exclusive insider info is that Lana has decided to scrap Lasso and has fired Jill Stroganoff as the producer and is now locked in a bitter feud with Shylor Crypt. So she's apparently planning a dark bitter revengeful album with Ultraviolent vibes and is working with Dan Hourback. These are the titles revealed so far :

 

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1. Dead Poets Society

2. Scammys Are For Losers

3. Lasso Is Dead And Gone

More titles to be revealed soon. Stay Tuned

 

 

 

 

LA ISLA LANITA

1. Dead Poets Society

2. Scammys Are For Losers

3. Lasso Is Dead And Gone

4. La Isla Lanita

5. Garden Of Thyme

6. Crown Of Thorns

7. Laced With Poison

8. Revelations On The Balcony

9. Prophecies Of The Country Scene

10. As Above So Below

11. Beyond The Sea

12. Midlife Cry(stal) Sis(ters)

13. Medallion Mystery

15. Skimming Aimee Swiftly With Her Song

14. Cacao And Cocaine

15. I Invented Bows

16. Writings On The Bathroom Wall

17. This Is What Makes Me A Bond Girl

18.Tough Bitch (Gangsta @Coachella)

[Lanaparadiserey 23,984]

14 minutes ago, AngelHeadedHipster said:

 

 

LA ISLA LANITA

 

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1. Dead Poets Society

2. Scammys Are For Losers

3. Lasso Is Dead And Gone

4. La Isla Lanita

5. Garden Of Thyme

6. Crown Of Thorns

7. Laced With Poison

8. Revelations On The Balcony

9. Prophecies Of The Country Scene

10. As Above So Below

11. Beyond The Sea

12. Midlife Cry(stal) Sis(ters)

13. Medallion Mystery

15. Skimming Aimee Swiftly With Her Song

14. Cacao And Cocaine

15. I Invented Bows

16. Writings On The Bathroom Wall

17. This Is What Makes Me A Bond Girl

18.Tough Bitch (Gangsta @Coachella)

 

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The way only like three of those are too wild to be real songs 

[Sportscruiser 11,896]

On 5/26/2024 at 2:10 AM, Americen Whore said:

Waiting for @Sportscruiser to feed us with his lasso questions  

 

It’s only going to happen in a few days (June 7th) haha

[Embach 45,103]

12 hours ago, psycholifegaurd said:

maybe if we all decided to threaten a mass sxicide if Lasso gets scrapped, she’ll for sure release it 😁
 

User was wanted for this post 

Was the user warned or wanted?

[shadesofblue 16,943]

I asked chatGPT what it thinks LASSO could mean:

 

1. Love, Adventure, Stories, and Southern Origins

2. Lonely Acres, Sweet Southern Odes

3. Longing And Sorrow, Southern Oasis

4. Life, Americana, Sorrow, Southern Optimism

5. Legends And Sagas, Southern Origins

6. Lost And Searching, Southern Odyssey

7. Lonely And Searching, Sweetheart's Outlaw

8. Life's A Simple Southern Odyssey

9. Lost Americana, Sunsets, and Southern Opulence

10. Love, Americana, Storytelling, Southern, & Outlaw

[Embach 45,103]

11 hours ago, ever said:

manifesting first single drop on june 21st

Stars Align on Lana's birthday in 2022 jumpscare

43 minutes ago, Sportscruiser said:

 

It’s only going to happen in a few days (June 7th) haha

Thank you for doing this, we're so grateful! I can't wait for this day, so you could meet Lana already.  I'm sure she will be delighted to meet you as well! Have you also shown the questions, you're gonna ask from her, here (like in any threads)? I know that you said that you're gonna ask about Lasso and unreleased albums.

8 minutes ago, shadesofblue said:

Life, Americana, Sorrow, Southern Optimism

Radical Optimism's evil twin

[shadesofblue 16,943]

1 minute ago, Embach said:

Radical Optimism's evil twin

traditional pessimism - out September 20th 

[bluechemtrails 27,324]

Lana's Aligned Stars Shine Over (us)