Florence + The Machine

[the ocean 67,601]

42 minutes ago, Rorman Nockwell said:

Everyone's gonna get mad and idgaf.

Jack Antonoff is, as usual, trying to do way too much and it just sounds all muffled and substandard. Less is more, and it's a concept he doesn't understand.

He might be able to play 112 different instruments but that doesn't mean you try to put 72 of them into one song as some sort of personal challenge. The obligatory random sound is in there, too (a helicopter @ 2:40). His production is almost tiring to listen to because there is just so much going on at once and you cannot clearly identify any one component (except a violin which seems to be his current obsession)

He's annoying and BAD and needs to leave Florence, Lana, and other talented women ALOEN.

 

even though i'm loving the new stuff you're absolutely right and someone had to say it

[Crimson and Clover 22,505]

It’s giving 2014 in the best way possible I love it reminds me of the Bleacher’s earlier stuff lowkey 

[Mer 61,781]

23 minutes ago, Crimson and Clover said:

It’s giving 2014 in the best way possible I love it reminds me of the Bleacher’s earlier stuff lowkey 

Yes! This reminds me of the music I listened to when I was a teen and fills me with nostalgia. iPhone 5 in hand, little boy what are you so nervous about at 14?

[Rorman Nockwell 56,719]

59 minutes ago, avenue said:

 

even though i'm loving the new stuff you're absolutely right and someone had to say it

I love the new stuff, too, but it's good in SPITE of him, not BECAUSE of him

[Rorman Nockwell 56,719]

1 hour ago, DeadSeaOfMercury said:

Sound the Alarm, I’ve got a Fire to Extinguish with a a Extinguisher, Ima a jump on dis Helicopter, woo woo sound the Alarm…

EDIT:

Where my cowbells at???

As the helicopter spins,

woo woo WOO WOO…

The cowbells are right there next to his Fisher-Price keyboard, triangle and $2 plastic trumpet

[DeadSeaOfMercury 22,978]

9 minutes ago, Rorman Nockwell said:

I love the new stuff, too, but it's good in SPITE of him, not BECAUSE of him

Oh ok yeah, I wasn’t meaning he was the reason Florence was good.

But Jack is still a legend…

34 minutes ago, Mer said:

Yes! This reminds me of the music I listened to when I was a teen and fills me with nostalgia. iPhone 5 in hand, little boy what are you so nervous about at 14?

I want iPhone 13 internals inside a 5/SE body. Ok the same camera from the 13 though.

[Rorman Nockwell 56,719]

13 minutes ago, DeadSeaOfMercury said:

But Jack is still a legend…

We can agree to disagree cos I like you but don't PUSH it 

[the ocean 67,601]

1 hour ago, Rorman Nockwell said:

I love the new stuff, too, but it's good in SPITE of him, not BECAUSE of him

 

yeah i'm betting that this a st. vincent situation where he's technically producer but she did all of the hard work and basically gives him a pity credit

[tantalus 64]

According to (reliable) atrl insider:

 

Track Lengths:

Spoiler

 

1. King - 4:40

2. Free - 3:54

3. Choreomania - 3:33

4. Back In Town - 3:56

5. Girls Against God - 4:40

6. Dream Girl Evil - 3:47

7. Prayer Factory - 1:13

8. Cassandra - 4:18

9. Heaven Is Here - 1:51

10. Daffodil - 3:34

11. My Love - 3:51

12. Restraint - 0:48

13. The Bomb - 2:45

14. Morning Elvis - 4:22

 

 

Opinions:

Spoiler

- thinks Choreomania is better than Free 

- Cassandra and Daffodil are "so dramatic"

- calls DGE the 'Mother' of this album and loves it, but thinks that others will disagree

- Morning Elvis is the closest to Ceremonials, but has the melody of Grace (a serve )

- Back In Town is a "too much of a sluggish skeletal ballad to arrive so early" but doesn't make the album in-cohesive (pretty sure thats already been said but hey)

- Daffodil is the Euphoria song and its thankful its on the album 

 

[DeadSeaOfMercury 22,978]

18 minutes ago, tantalus said:

According to (reliable) atrl insider:

 

Track Lengths:

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1. King - 4:40

2. Free - 3:54

3. Choreomania - 3:33

4. Back In Town - 3:56

5. Girls Against God - 4:40

6. Dream Girl Evil - 3:47

7. Prayer Factory - 1:13

8. Cassandra - 4:18

9. Heaven Is Here - 1:51

10. Daffodil - 3:34

11. My Love - 3:51

12. Restraint - 0:48

13. The Bomb - 2:45

14. Morning Elvis - 4:22

 

 

Opinions:

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- thinks Choreomania is better than Free 

- Cassandra and Daffodil are "so dramatic"

- calls DGE the 'Mother' of this album and loves it, but thinks that others will disagree

- Morning Elvis is the closest to Ceremonials, but has the melody of Grace (a serve )

- Back In Town is a "too much of a sluggish skeletal ballad to arrive so early" but doesn't make the album in-cohesive (pretty sure thats already been said but hey)

- Daffodil is the Euphoria song and its thankful its on the album 

 

Opinion wrong.

Free is Heaven.

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Spoiler

Welcome to LB!

 

[the ocean 67,601]

20 minutes ago, tantalus said:

According to (reliable) atrl insider:

 

Track Lengths:

  Reveal hidden contents

 

1. King - 4:40

2. Free - 3:54

3. Choreomania - 3:33

4. Back In Town - 3:56

5. Girls Against God - 4:40

6. Dream Girl Evil - 3:47

7. Prayer Factory - 1:13

8. Cassandra - 4:18

9. Heaven Is Here - 1:51

10. Daffodil - 3:34

11. My Love - 3:51

12. Restraint - 0:48

13. The Bomb - 2:45

14. Morning Elvis - 4:22

 

 

Opinions:

  Reveal hidden contents

- thinks Choreomania is better than Free 

- Cassandra and Daffodil are "so dramatic"

- calls DGE the 'Mother' of this album and loves it, but thinks that others will disagree

- Morning Elvis is the closest to Ceremonials, but has the melody of Grace (a serve )

- Back In Town is a "too much of a sluggish skeletal ballad to arrive so early" but doesn't make the album in-cohesive (pretty sure thats already been said but hey)

- Daffodil is the Euphoria song and its thankful its on the album 

 

 

a. welcome to lanaboards

 

b. i know i'm gonna ascend to choreomania (also how the other 2 songs i claimed are less than two minutes )

[tantalus 64]

40 minutes ago, DeadSeaOfMercury said:

Welcome to LB!

 

36 minutes ago, avenue said:

a. welcome to lanaboards

 

Thanks! 

 

I thought after over a year of lurking on this hellscape, I'd finally create an account and bless everyone with my presence

especially since, unlike other english cigarettes, rage and bitterness doesn't flow through my veins 

 

I saw Florence at the Newcastle last Friday and I can't wait for Girls Against God in studio quality to destroy me 

 

Spoiler

 

Anyway, just to annoy everyone:

 

High As Hope = HBHBHB > Lungs > Ceremonials 

 

What The Water Gave Me is Florence's best song though, and I won't be taking any questions, thank you 

 

 

[bluefiona 8,050]

Is covered in blood and Tentalus in the album? I haven't been into the new songs at all. Maybe I have to hear a few times when I buy the album.

[tantalus 64]

3 minutes ago, Deadly Cruel Girl said:

Is covered in blood and Tentalus in the album? I haven't been into the new songs at all. Maybe I have to hear a few times when I buy the album.

 

Tantalus is a HBHBHB outtake so it almost certainly isn't on Dance Fever

 

Covered in Blood was created in the same session for Moderation so it has a higher chance, but since it leaked I highly doubt it was considered

[the ocean 67,601]

9 minutes ago, tantalus said:

Anyway, just to annoy everyone:

High As Hope = HBHBHB > Lungs > Ceremonials 

What The Water Gave Me is Florence's best song though, and I won't be taking any questions, thank you 

 

i'd move high as hope down one place but otherwise  (but like hbhbhb > hah > lungs etc etc)

[lanascarlitos 828]

I had chills seeing the MV to king. She's phenomenal.

When they all skip in a single line during the bridge.

[SoftwareUpgrade 19,349]

Recently listened to "Free" .....dare I listen to and purchase this record , I really liked that

[DeadSeaOfMercury 22,978]

1 minute ago, SoftwareUpgrade said:

Recently listened to "Free" .....dare I listen to and purchase this record , I really liked that

I dare you to buy it, You know you wanna…

[littleredpartydress 49,871]

On 4/22/2022 at 3:59 PM, tantalus said:

According to (reliable) atrl insider:

 

Track Lengths:

  Reveal hidden contents

 

1. King - 4:40

2. Free - 3:54

3. Choreomania - 3:33

4. Back In Town - 3:56

5. Girls Against God - 4:40

6. Dream Girl Evil - 3:47

7. Prayer Factory - 1:13

8. Cassandra - 4:18

9. Heaven Is Here - 1:51

10. Daffodil - 3:34

11. My Love - 3:51

12. Restraint - 0:48

13. The Bomb - 2:45

14. Morning Elvis - 4:22

 

 

Opinions:

  Hide contents

- thinks Choreomania is better than Free 

- Cassandra and Daffodil are "so dramatic"

- calls DGE the 'Mother' of this album and loves it, but thinks that others will disagree

- Morning Elvis is the closest to Ceremonials, but has the melody of Grace (a serve )

- Back In Town is a "too much of a sluggish skeletal ballad to arrive so early" but doesn't make the album in-cohesive (pretty sure thats already been said but hey)

- Daffodil is the Euphoria song and its thankful its on the album 

 

Spoiler

MOTHER?!?!?

THEEE MOTHER?!???

I WILL DIE

 

[Rorman Nockwell 56,719]

Florence and the fucking Hoover

https://www.vogue.co.uk/arts-and-lifestyle/article/florence-welch-interview

 

This interview made me feel a little sad for her. I hope she gets to have children if that's what she wants