Aeryx 2,291 Posted March 12 On 3/11/2024 at 12:10 PM, ts2003 said: What if lasso is an unreleased collection of songs that were re-redone to be country. Credit to @ts2003 for the idea. In honor of Lana's next album being country, I thought this would be a fun way to pass the time (5 months feels like forever). It could also help those who can't visualize a country Lana song. How to play: Pick a Lana verse or two from any song, released or not, and change the lyrics to make it sound country. You can also do tracklists and album titles 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DemonMic2003 3,153 Posted March 12 My pussy tastes like Pepsi cola EIEIO 10 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rorman Nockwell 53,749 Posted March 12 My baby used to dance underneath my agriculture To the Houses of them Holy, chewin' on them pieces of hay My baby used to dance underneath my agriculture He was rural as heck He was rural as heck And we were so obsessed with cultivating the next best American crop That we farmed the fields 'til the time we got to bed 'Cause we knew we could We were so obsessed with cultivating the next best American crop 'Cause we were just that good We were just that good Whatever's for supper tonight I just wanna eat some stew The barn is hot tonight I'm taking off my muddy shoes You made me feel like There's something that I never knew I wanted We play the banjo and the mouth organ too 11 Quote ur legit gonna look the same stop buying oil of Olay face cream Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aeryx 2,291 Posted March 12 Happiness is a Chevy ride Try to drive it like every night It escapes from the farm into moonlight Every day is a bluegrass song I hum it in the truck like all day long And sing it with the crickets from dusk to dawn Oh Oh If he's a serial farmer, then what's the worst That could happen to the girl who's already bailed? 8 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AngelHeadedHipster 2,628 Posted March 12 High by the Countryside High-igh-igh-igh High-igh-igh-igh Hey there, y'all, gazing my way I reckon you sense what's in my heart Loving you is tough, staying here's tougher You take the reins, play your part Don't wanna tread this path no more Feels like some wild dream I can't make it through If this is all it seems All I aim to do is get high by the creek Get high by the creek, get high All I aim to do is get by by the creek Get by, darlin', darlin', bye bye The truth is I never fell for your sweet talk When you praised me, honey, 'cause I know that All I wanted to do was get high by the creek Get high, darlin', darlin', bye bye Hey there, y'all, staring my way I know you just can't grasp You might be a tough hombre But that don't make you a man Now you're just another headache I bear 'Cause you went too far, too fast We won't make it through We're sinking in the clay All I aim to do is get high by the creek Get high by the creek, get high All I aim to do is get by by the creek Get by darlin', darlin', bye bye The truth is I never fell for your sweet talk When you praised me, honey, 'cause I know that All I wanted to do was get high by the creek Get high, darlin', darlin', bye bye Lights, camera, action I'll do it on my own Don't need your money, money To get me what I want Lights, camera, action I'll do it on my own Don't need your money, money To get me what I want All I aim to do is get high by the creek Get high by the creek, get high All I aim to do is get by by the creek Get by darlin', darlin', bye bye The truth is I never fell for your sweet talk When you praised me, honey, 'cause I know that All I wanted to do was get high by the creek Get high, darlin', darlin', bye bye High-igh-igh-igh-igh-igh-igh-igh-igh High-igh-igh-igh-igh-igh High-igh-igh-igh-igh-igh-igh High-igh-igh-igh-igh-igh-igh-igh Anyone can start anew Not with love, but with retribution Through the flames, we're reborn Peace through payback, ends the storm (High-igh-igh-igh) 6 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AngelHeadedHipster 2,628 Posted March 12 In My Country Feelings I'm puffing on my porch swing, watching the sunset But I'm seeing wildflowers blooming Could it be that I fell for another no-good cowboy? I'm weeping while I'm wrangling Making hay while I'm raking in that sweet money Sipping on my jug of moonshine 'Cause I fell for another cowboy Get that campfire smoke out of my space You've been squandering my time While you're rustlin' what's rightfully mine with the things that you're doing Herd that herd, well, now they all know your name And there's no lassoing back from the range where you came Darlin', don't do it 'Cause you got me in my country feelings (Got me feeling so much right now) Muttering in my sleep again (I'm making no sense at all) Mumbling while I'm yelling (Got me feeling so crazy right now) Who's ropin' like this cowgirl? Who's freer than me? You wanna ride the range? Be my guest, baby I'm feeling all my darn feelings I'm smoking on my saddle This town, and you best believe it, honey I'm giggling as I'm rounding up varmints And jotting down names I'm tearing up while I'm taming In the dust, they can hear me claiming If you were me, and I was you I'd mosey outta my way Get that campfire smoke out of my space You've been wasting my time while you're cattle rustlin' Well, you know what you're doing Herd that herd, well, now they all know your name And there's no riding back from the trail where you came Darlin', don't do it 'Cause you got me in my country feelings (Got me feeling so much right now) Muttering in my sleep again (I'm making no sense at all) Mumbling while I'm yelling (Got me feeling so crazy right now) Who's ropin' like this cowgirl? Who's freer than me? You wanna ride the trail? Be my guest, baby I'm feeling all my darn feelings Got me out on the prairie right now Making no sense at all Got me out on the prairie right now, against the fence Got me feeling so blue Making no sense at all Gotta giddy up right now 'Cause you got me in my country feelings (Got me feeling so much right now) Muttering in my sleep again (I'm making no sense at all) Mumbling while I'm yelling (Got me feeling so crazy right now) Who's ropin' like this cowgirl? Who's freer than me? You wanna ride the trail? Be my guest, baby I'm feeling all my darn feelings 7 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shadesofblue 6,063 Posted March 12 It’s me your little country bitch 4 Quote ⁺.⊹ ࣪ ˖ 𝒸𝒶𝓉𝒸𝒽 𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝒶𝓀𝑒 𝒾𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓈𝓌𝑒𝑒𝓉𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈 ₊˚.༄ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AngelHeadedHipster 2,628 Posted March 12 Peppers (Country Remix) [Tommy Genesis:] Hands on your boots, I'm a rodeo queen Hands on your boots, a cowboy's dream Let me put my hands on your boots, we'll two-step around Do a Texas shuffle, kick the dust on down, yeehaw [Lana Del Rey:] Me and my cowboy listen to the country records We write folk songs without trying like all the time, all the time I take off my hat, dance under the moonlight I'm like, "Giddy up, gonna give a show," I open up the barn doors I threw caution to the wind, saddle up the horse Take a ride through the plains, let the wind guide the course I'm in love, I'm in love Got a lasso in my hand, honey, I'm divine Baby, I'll bring the biscuits if you bring the shine I'm in love, I'm in love Yeehaw [Tommy Genesis:] Hands on your boots, I'm a rodeo queen Hands on your boots, a cowboy's dream Let me put my hands on your boots, we'll two-step around Do a Texas shuffle, kick the dust on down, yeehaw Hands on your boots, I'm a rodeo queen Hands on your boots, a cowboy's dream Let me put my hands on your boots, we'll two-step around Do a Texas shuffle, kick the dust on down, yeehaw [Lana Del Rey:] I sit on a haystack, I don't have much to lose I got a truck, I take it for a moonlit, a moonlit cruise, yeah My cowboy roped a steer, got the trophy, it don't matter We've been ropin', so whatever he catches, I catch I can't cry I threw caution to the wind, saddle up the horse Take a trot for myself, dance in the moonlight, of course I'm in love, I'm in love Yeehaw [Tommy Genesis:] Hands on your boots, I'm a rodeo queen Hands on your boots, a cowboy's dream Let me put my hands on your boots, we'll two-step around Do a Texas shuffle, kick the dust on down, yeehaw [Lana Del Rey:] I don't know maybe we should do something like... like merge this Song... you know that song... cotton-eyed Joe, yeah... dance type of song... like merge this Song... Where it's like... You know that type of song Cotton-eyed Joe, cotton-eyed Joe [Lana Del Rey & Tommy Genesis:] Hands on your boots, I'm a rodeo queen Hands on your boots, a cowboy's dream Let me put my hands on your boots, we'll two-step around Do a Texas shuffle, kick the dust on down, yeehaw Yeehaw, yeehaw, yeehaw, yeehaw Yeehaw, yeehaw, yeehaw, yeehaw Hands on your boots, I'm a rodeo queen Hands on your boots, a cowboy's dream Let me put my hands on your boots, we'll two-step around Do a Texas shuffle, kick the dust on down, yeehaw Hands on your boots, I'm a rodeo queen Hands on your boots, a cowboy's dream Let me put my hands on your boots, we'll two-step around Do a Texas shuffle, kick the dust on down, yeehaw Hands on your boots, I'm a rodeo queen Hands on your boots, a cowboy's dream Let me put my hands on your boots, we'll two-step around Do a Texas shuffle, kick the dust on down, yeehaw 11 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rorman Nockwell 53,749 Posted March 12 Just now, AngelHeadedHipster said: Peppers (Country Remix) I'm like, "Giddy up, gonna give a show," I open up the barn doors CEASE 8 Quote ur legit gonna look the same stop buying oil of Olay face cream Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aeryx 2,291 Posted March 12 2 minutes ago, AngelHeadedHipster said: I threw caution to the wind, saddle up the horse Take a ride through the plains, let the wind guide the course I'm in love, I'm in love Got a lasso in my hand, honey, I'm divine Baby, I'll bring the biscuits if you bring the shine I'm in love, I'm in love 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AngelHeadedHipster 2,628 Posted March 12 2 minutes ago, Rorman Nockwell said: CEASE All thanks to ChatGPT. I'm just pasting Lana lyrics in ChatGPT and asking it to Countrify the lyrics and the AI is generating really interesting results 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AngelHeadedHipster 2,628 Posted March 12 Summer on the Farm Like the summer on the farm, back in '69 I'd be working hard, under the sunshine 'Cause to plow this land has to be a grind I'll be cultivating and cultivating 'til it's harvest time Like the summer of hay back in '69 You can say that I'm yours, but my heart is on the line I belong to everybody in this small town Like hi, hi I'm the keeper of these acres You haven't seen my tractors race And if you want some crops to raise You'll have to plow these fields for days Hard to stay far, far away from me 'Cause I am the busiest girl on the family farm You can look but please don't trample, boy Stay away from me Baby, I'm a country girl Keeping it fresh in the countryside Baby, I'm a barnyard girl Keeping it in check, the corn and rye B-A-R-M-E-R, farmer girl in the countryside Baby, I'm a diligent girl You should lend a hand to me I've been cultivating and cultivating 'til it's harvest time I'll be cultivating and cultivating 'til it's harvest time Like the summer on the farm, back in '69 I'll be tending to the crops, and watching the sunshine 'Cause I'm sowing seeds, and they will thrive I'll be cultivating and cultivating 'til it's harvest time Like the summer of love back in '69 When I get on the tractor, oh my, my They be waving from the fields like hey, hey, hey Like bye, bye Please excuse my agronomy, my farming philosophy 'Cause it's incredible It's better if you help me with this plow I know it's hard, hard to stay far, far away from me I am the busiest girl on the family farm You can look but please don't trample Boy, stay away from me Baby, I'm a country girl Keeping it fresh in the countryside Baby, I'm a barnyard girl Keeping it in check, the corn and rye B-A-R-M-E-R, farmer girl in the countryside Baby, I'm a diligent girl You should lend a hand to me I've been cultivating and cultivating 'til it's harvest time Happily Cultivating and cultivating 'til it's harvest time, ah, ah Cultivating and cultivating 'til it's harvest time I'm plantable, dependable No, everyone knows all my cattle I'll give you a pitchfork You know you'll be in the fields Unmissable, invincible, my farming is permissible If you're looking for fun you can come help me with the yields I am the busiest girl on the family farm I am the busiest, ya liking what you see? Yup! Baby, I'm a country girl Keeping it sweet, in the countryside Baby, I'm a barnyard girl Keeping it in check, the corn and rye B-A-R-M-E-R, farmer girl in the countryside Honey, I'm a diligent girl You should lend a hand to me 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AngelHeadedHipster 2,628 Posted March 12 Barnyard Belle (St. Tropez) Standing on the hayloft Just out of earshot Watching all them cowboys try Thinking he's a bull rider Pouring me a moonshine cider Trying to get me roped and tied He wishes to be seen with me in his old pickup machine And he says, "We'll have a real good time" Well, yeehaw, but I want you to know Every single night, 'neath the moon I'll be shining bright I'm just a barnyard belle, trying to get my corn for free from you If you hold me tight, it's alright, let the banjo ignite I'm a barnyard belle, and I'm just warning you You don't get it, you just don't get it You've already forgotten even though I just said it Came tonight to show my skills with the plow Bringing Nashville down to the barnyard now You don't get it, you just don't get it You've already forgotten even though I just said it I won't fall in love, I won't ever stop I'm line dancing all night, gonna make the barn rock Singing on your hay bale Show me what you wrangle Play a little country soul On a moonlit night, maybe we should swing, swing, swing (Lose control) Do you think it's really keen that I'm only on the scene 'Cause I want a little hoedown, boy? Well, yeehaw, but I told you so Every single night, 'neath the moon I'll be shining bright I'm just a barnyard belle, trying to get my corn for free from you If you hold me tight, it's alright, let the banjo ignite I'm a barnyard belle, and I'm just warning you You don't get it, you just don't get it You've already forgotten even though I just said it Came tonight to show my skills with the plow Bringing Nashville down to the barnyard now You don't get it, you just don't get it You've already forgotten even though I just said it I won't fall in love, I won't ever stop I'm line dancing all night, gonna make the barn rock It's not about fuss, just forget about the dust Tonight Put your pitchfork down, baby, kick up the ground Beside me You don't get it, you just don't get it You've already forgotten even though I just said it You don't get it, you just don't get it You've already forgotten even though I just said it Came tonight to show my skills with the plow Bringing Nashville down to the barnyard now You don't get it, you just don't get it You've already forgotten even though I just said it I won't fall in love, I won't ever stop I'm line dancing all night, gonna make the barn rock 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AngelHeadedHipster 2,628 Posted March 12 Money, Chickens, and Glory You say that you wanna go To a barn that's far away How are we supposed to get there With the way that we're clucking today? You talk lots about corn Freedom comes from the coop But that's not what this hen wants Not what I want as a soup I want money, chicken, and glory I want money and all your eggs, all your glory Cock-a-doodle-doo, I wanna peck you for all that you got Cock-a-doodle-doo, I'm gonna take them for all that they got Feathers The sun also rises on those who lay the eggs My life, it comprises of clucks and quacks and feathered kegs But I can do it if you really, really like that I know what you really want, b-baby I can do it if you think you'll like that You should run, boy, run I want money, chicken, and glory I want money and all your eggs, all your glory Cock-a-doodle-doo, I wanna peck you for all that you got Cock-a-doodle-doo, I'm gonna take them for all that they got Feathers, feathers Corn and cornfields Corn and cornfields Cornfields Corn and cornfields Corn and cornfields That's all that I am Corn and cornfields Corn and cornfields Cornfields Corn and cornfields Corn and cornfields Cornfields I want money, chicken, and glory I want money and all your eggs, all your glory Cock-a-doodle-doo, I wanna peck you for all that you got Cock-a-doodle-doo, I'm gonna take them for all that they got Feathers 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperMegaStan 9,663 Posted March 12 41 minutes ago, AngelHeadedHipster said: I want money, chicken, and glory I want money and all your eggs, all your glory not a farmhouse robbery 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lili 3,159 Posted March 12 3 hours ago, Aeryx said: Happiness is a Chevy ride Try to drive it like every night It escapes from the farm into moonlight Every day is a bluegrass song I hum it in the truck like all day long And sing it with the crickets from dusk to dawn Oh Oh If he's a serial farmer, then what's the worst That could happen to the girl who's already bailed? “Serial farmer” I’m dead you just know he’s the baddest mf you’ll ever see 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
twinkletoes7 4,966 Posted March 12 yayo but it’s yoohoo and that’s the only change 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Psychedelic Pussy 28,873 Posted March 12 Oh my god y’all woke up that angelheadedhipster girl and her fake lyric shenanigans again 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Embach 21,125 Posted March 12 Hands on your knees I'm Dolly Parton 8 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lakeemmahottie 769 Posted March 12 Horse don't fail me now Take me to the saloon Oh, my heart it breaks every yeehaw that I take I'm bad at this 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
