LanaBoards Next Top Model (Final Challenge on pg. 29)

[Embach 22,887]

This is even better than the actual show in America

[ultrabanisters 38,408]

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@Surf Noir no queen i know it’s all a bit of fun. just playing the character  your looks are fierce but miss mitski cant let you know that because she wants to win!!!

 

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anya dear, i just watched your movie where you ate a full meal yet were still hungry... you then went on to eat a burger and fries. don’t kid us with the salad charade, we all love a burger so own it and work it girl! i will order us some burgers and fries and we can eat them with our new alliance member lizzy @Surf Noir

 

[jimmyjimmycocoapuff 2,920]

10 minutes ago, Surf Noir said:

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Oh, Mitski, At Least I Can Say I Understand Why Your Photo Was Lacking In Color, It Wasn't Your Fault, But Some Ladies Had A Choice And They Chose To Show Up In The Most Lackluster Bathing Suits I've Ever Seen, There's No Excuse! You Can Buy Something Cute And Colorful At Target! And I Might Not Be The Biggest Star (Yet) But At Least I Can Say My Concerts Are Attended By Cool, Indie, Underground Hipster Musicologists And Not A Bunch Of TikTok Tweens Who Can't Put Their Phone Away And Shut Up... But Let's Just Try To Set Aside Our Differences, And Let The Judges Decide Tomorrow...

 

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i wasn't going to bother lightening the photo and adding the name-tag lol

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also @ultrabanisters i don't know why i feel the need to say this, but i'm not shading you or hating on you, i'm just going along with the game/joke, i feel silly for having to clarify that because i'm sure you know lol 

 

 

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Lizzy! I'd expect a an icon like you to know that one of the most iconic swimsuits is monochrome!

I thought my outift was serving Barbie Malibu Shark realness- apparently not everyone gets it 

 

[Surf Noir 190,648]

burger and fries... that sounds good, remember what i said in my interviews with repeat fanzine and daft dog productions...

 

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I would truthfully do both. I'm an American girl and I'm the junk food queen. I still have a banana split almost every morning and I have french fries for dinner. I have the same tastes that I did when I was a little girl.

 

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When I eat, I eat a lot of junk food, but usually I just drink a lot of coffee and do my lemonade-maple syrup diet. That's pretty much it.

 

[shadesofblue 7,171]

🌊🩵 aquatic chic 🩵🌊

Behold, my Little Monsters of LB

 This week I emerge from the depths of the ocean,

as siren of the sea 🧜‍♀️

My look this week holds elegance and is dripping with mystique.
I thought I’d make my entry a splash but make it slay as I always do. 

My long, flowy aqua dress, with fabric mirroring the movement of the waves crashing down on shore. 
What really makes this outfit pop is when I activate my water-bending skills. Watch out Poseidon, with a flick of my wrist, I summon the sea to dance around me.
So lovelies, this right here is aquatic chic at its finest,

🌊 Everlasting  beauty and the power of the sea  🌊

[Surf Noir 190,648]

hmm... that FROOT looks familiar! 

[Paris Hilton 9,415]

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Ugh. Somehow, Mitski discovered and RuVealed to the world that another reason I put orange slices on my tub was because my pH balance was off. Whatever... What's so bad about smelling like the Seaworld?...  Someone has to be the "fish" of the season. She better not act surprised when I steal her marijuana headpiece she used last week for her first photoshoot to roll up some joints for the girls...

 

 

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[ultrabanisters 38,408]

1 minute ago, Lindsay Lohan said:

need your runway thoughts on our looks so far mawma!

[Lindsay Lohan 7,690]

2 minutes ago, ultrabanisters said:

need your runway thoughts on our looks so far mawma!

 

 

8 models left to submit 

[ultrabanisters 38,408]

5 minutes ago, Lindsay Lohan said:

 

 

8 models left to submit 

part of being lanaboards next top model is being punctual and ahead of the times... these models are showcasing neither

[DeadSeaOfMercury 20,071]

It's a new challenge to see how people can change your look. I like words like transformation, reinvention, and chameleon. Because one word I don't like is predictable…

 

The Mercury Mermaid

[Psychedelic Pussy 29,247]

This thread is soooo fucking hilarious I love it here

[Daytona Beach Sparkler 3,102]

LANA DEL REY'S VINTAGE AQUATIC CHIC SWIMSUIT

For this look, I wore this vintage americana 1940s-1950s swimsuit that I got from a vintage store in Berkeley that I paid $8000 for. The store owner said that Marilyn Monroe wore it only for 2 hours at the beach. It conveys this feeling of nostalgia and a longing for a past which is now gone. I also wore these beautiful, bedazzled, kitsch statement earrings that I stole from Lizzy Grant's New Jersey trailer home while she was out doing an interview. I heard that she wore them in an unseen music video she made in 2008 that was uploaded online then was deleted 2 minutes later. I'm so glad I managed to get them, as they really complete my look. For my makeup, I painted my lips red to seem like cherries in the spring. I also wore mascara, eyeliner, and some eyeshadow that once belonged to Sylvia Plath. That's at Ieast what the Sephora employee said. I also painted my nails with red nail polish despite going into the bright blue ripples of the water. You can never have too much glamour. Last but not least, my hair is inspired off of old Hollywood glamour and I dyed it a darker shade of brown, since my baby said he would make it nighttime all today if he had his way so it would fit the mood of his soul.

[southbeachswing 2,503]

Hello yes it is me the real (official) Kate Moss

For this photoshoot me and my agent decided to go with Saint Laurent, I'm wearing the F/W 2018 collection. 

Don't be fooled, the snorkel is also Saint Laurent. Please ignore the fact that I was smoking. I needed a cigarette. It's chic.

 

 

Actually while on set, I had my camera crew play Lana Del Rey's song, High By The Beach. I felt it was fitting.  

[DeadSeaOfMercury 20,071]

3 minutes ago, southbeachswing said:

I needed a cigarette. 

I’ll join you…

[ultrabanisters 38,408]

17 minutes ago, DeadSeaOfMercury said:

I’ll join you…

room for a third? just finished my workout in the LBNTM house garden 

[DeadSeaOfMercury 20,071]

Who’s Streaming Babywoman?

It’s so good if I do say so myself…

[DeadSeaOfMercury 20,071]

3 minutes ago, ultrabanisters said:

room for a third? just finished my workout in the LBNTM house garden 

Absolutely!

“Plugs in second set of headphones into the portable SONY CD player - listen to this Perfection! “

[ultrabanisters 38,408]

12 minutes ago, DeadSeaOfMercury said:

Absolutely!

“Plugs in second set of headphones into the portable SONY CD player - listen to this Perfection! “

*pulls out my target own brand portable cd player and removes disc* seems like your second headphone port is broken, you can use mine
 

i was just listening to this whilst organising my outfits for tomorrows runway

 

 

lets swap! you listen to mine whilst i listen to yours