bluechemtrails 27,265 Posted September 27 59 minutes ago, mlittle11 said: wait how many kids does jeremy have? i thought we debunked the whole daughter thing. i never really stayed on top of it all bc i didn’t know the relationship was so serious 💀 media say two daughters and one son 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Genesee 6,450 Posted September 27 she's such a beautiful bride. i am so happy that she is happy. i think i might actually cry 7 Quote from the motel window, the stars twinkle and the signs glow i see all the places you've taken me and all the places we'll go together Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Missing Shade of Blue 2,404 Posted September 27 I get the majority of us don't fw alligator boy but can we maybe not resort to shotgut wedding rumours to fuel our copium?? Spoiler also that ozempic comment was so unnecessary and nasty 10 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
79lipstick 498 Posted September 27 14 minutes ago, Flowerbomb said: Did she decide to go on Ozempic just to fit into her wedding dress this WHOLE time? 15 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Sun Also Rises 5,862 Posted September 27 I woke up to this news this morning and it felt like a fever dream. I've been marinating on it all day and it still feels like a fever dream. Congratulations to the happy couple, though! I hope they both treat each other with a lot of respect, love, kindness, empathy, and loyalty There's so many questions I have swirling around my head about this whole relationship, but really it's none of my business, so I'm fine with never getting answers. This is honestly such a historical part of the Lana lore ... and since it's her actual real life, I sincerely she gets all she has dreamt of and she can have all the figs she wants (Sylvia Plath, I learnt from you, babe.) I wonder if she'll do an instagram post or something with professional photos or keep it all private (like they seem to have mostly done so far)? 9 Quote The cicadas in the sunset are your guide Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperMegaStan 10,023 Posted September 27 so this is the LASShOle in september 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flowerbomb 65,595 Posted September 27 3 minutes ago, 79lipstick said: I literally deleted that comment like 10 mins ago (autism is a bitch), why are you trying to bring it up now? I'm too tired to fight everyone in this thread Side note: I aways imagined Lana would have a summer wedding so I'm surprised they chose a September wedding 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
79lipstick 498 Posted September 27 Can somebody do a prenup check..? That's the only real gag here. 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dotwestcoast 1,334 Posted September 27 I don’t know why but this is reminding me of the second season of the end of the fucking world lmaooooo congrats to lana tho hope she knows what she’s doing 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kstar 582 Posted September 27 1 minute ago, The Sun Also Rises said: I wonder if she'll do an instagram post or something with professional photos or keep it all private (like they seem to have mostly done so far)? I fully respect if she wants to keep the whole thing private butttttt, I would love to see the professional photos (or Chucky's!) because that dress was too beautiful to not see in HQ 9 Quote ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
79lipstick 498 Posted September 27 1 hour ago, Flowerbomb said: I literally deleted that comment like 10 mins ago (autism is a bitch), why are you trying to bring it up now? I'm too tired to fight everyone in this thread Chileee no one's sending you to jail 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honeymoon is alive 21,905 Posted September 27 the dress is so gorgeous she needs to perform say yes to heaven on the next show in honor to the wedding 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ivory almond 16,321 Posted September 27 I wasn’t even gone for 24 hours 9 Quote the earth shattered, the sky opened that rain was fire, but we were wooden Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
details 17,414 Posted September 27 i can't believe she actually got married in the fucking SWAMP 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trashmagik 215 Posted September 27 has anyone checked in on Barrie? 7 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ivory almond 16,321 Posted September 27 the fucking AI photos were accurate 7 Quote the earth shattered, the sky opened that rain was fire, but we were wooden Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ice Cream Ice Queen 2,958 Posted September 27 So Jeremy was the “Lasso” Lana was “going country” for in September this whole time 13 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Veinsineon 77,700 Posted September 27 Congrats to ha 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Genesee 6,450 Posted September 27 3 minutes ago, details said: i can't believe she actually got married in the fucking SWAMP this is what lizzy grant was singing about. we should've seen it coming 5 Quote from the motel window, the stars twinkle and the signs glow i see all the places you've taken me and all the places we'll go together Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honeymoon is alive 21,905 Posted September 27 the fact that she already gained 100k followers after this news, this is the perfect time to release the music 8 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
