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Lana Del Rey valentines day cards.

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I have no Photoshop skillz, but here's my suggestions:

 

Touch dicks in the D-A-R-K dark tonight.

I want my cake and I want you to eat me out too.

Big bad wolf, come on and eat me up!

Come on kitty cat, fill me up.

Looking to get fucked hard?

I love the heart shape your ass is.

Let's hit it and run.

Open up your butterfly doors, what do you say? Let's exchange our DNA.

Lead me to war with your brilliant erection.

Let me fuck you hard in the pouring rain.

Fuck me hard before you go.

You can be my full-time daddy.

Let's get down every Friday night.

Pillow talk to me.

In the dark you can do whatever you want to.

Sexy fool, make me drool.

My momma she would fall right on top of you.

I know your wife and she wouldn't mind

I shouldn't have to touch myself to pretend you're there.

Nothing more gorgeous than a hundred dollar bill... except you.

I saw your face and you blew... my mind. (With Monica Lewinsky)

You're dynamite and I'm ready to blow. (With suicide bomber)

They're disgusting, I'm delicious. (Lana with Pepsi-Cola)

I love you just a little too much. (With scene from Fatal Attraction or Misery)

You're gonna love me, I'm gonna make you. (With scene from Fatal Attraction or Misery)

You like your girls insane. (With woman in straight jacket)

Don't you want to hold me down, tell me that you love me? (With BDSM scene)

Strip me down to my bare ass. (With BDSM scene)

I heard that you like the bad girls, honey, is that true? (With dominatrix)

Let me play with your new shotgun. (With chicks with guns pinup)

Come take a walk on the wild side. (With drag queen)

Love you more than those bitches before. (With anthropomorphic cartoon dogs copulating)

It's not puppy love. (Cartoon dogs again)

Cum when you call me. (With ugly phone sex operator)

I'm the last girl on earth, so baby let's get it on (With image of ugly woman on a desert island)

Should be takin' off your pants for me. (Doctor with speculum and forceps)

Come on, you know you like little girls. (With Courtney Stodden)

You can be the boss. (With Tony Danza)

I'm clocking chicks left and right just to get to you. (With Laila Ali)

Stalking you has sorta become like my occupation. (With Stalker Sara)

You dominate my thoughts like radio to Sirius. (With Sirius Black)

You can def be my baby blue. (With Blue Man Group)


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Stalking you has sorta become like my occupation.

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