The Right Person Will Stay - Pre-Release Thread (OUT: May 21st, 2025)

[111 37,574]

i have news from your second favourite insider (after 111 obviously!) 

 

 

 

the right person WON'T stay!

alboom is cancelled (as @Lindsay Lohansaid)!

the inside-hers are leaving! 

111 is now a liddo! STREAM MAYHEM! 

 

xoxo

[Embach 50,753]

2 minutes ago, 111 said:

i have news from your second favourite insider (after 111 obviously!) 

 

 

 

the right person WON'T stay!

alboom is cancelled (as @Lindsay Lohansaid)!

the inside-hers are leaving! 

111 is now a liddo! STREAM MAYHEM! 

 

xoxo

Bozo saying he'll never ever log into LanaBoards again yet 30 minutes later posts a screenshot from LanaBoards

[Honeymoonwitch 2,264]

Eclipse it’s your turn to spill something 

[sparklejumpropeweed 651]

shampoo girl spill some searing hot tea or any reliable insider

[honeymoon is alive 24,321]

8 minutes ago, 111 said:

i have news from your second favourite insider (after 111 obviously!) 

 

 

 

the right person WON'T stay!

alboom is cancelled (as @Lindsay Lohansaid)!

the inside-hers are leaving! 

111 is now a liddo! STREAM MAYHEM! 

 

xoxo

what

[Sinner Get Ready 75]

13 minutes ago, GeminiLanaFan said:

I absolutely have nothing against Addison at all, I don’t know her honestly, but sweetie, comparing it to Ray of Light, one of the best female pop albums of all times 

back on topic… is there someone in here who still believes TRPWS is coming in May? Because I’ve seen lots of fans / fan accounts on Instagram or Reddit who thing she is still releasing it in May 

i totally get that but come on. aquamarine is so ROL. but anywho back on topic

[Demonmic03 12,859]

20 minutes ago, 111 said:

i have news from your second favourite insider (after 111 obviously!) 

 

 

 

the right person WON'T stay!

alboom is cancelled (as @Lindsay Lohansaid)!

the inside-hers are leaving! 

111 is now a liddo! STREAM MAYHEM! 

 

xoxo

Oh!

[shape of my body 1,648]

I want to see headlines like this when i wake up tomorrow:

 

“Lana Del Rey Reveals In New Interview Why she wasn’t active the last few months - She crafted a new album, a surprise drop out next Friday”

- Vogue 

 

”We’ve listened to it - Lana’s New Album (Title TBA) Is Her Best Work To Date”

- Pitchfork 

 

“Lana Del Rey Like You’ve Never Seen Her Before, A New (Double) Album, Short Film and Long Awaited World Tour”

- The Hollywood Reporter 

 

[X8vinylScratchX 5,136]

I think you’d get more wisdom from a fortune cookie than a Lana Del Rey insider  These people use a magic 8 ball to get results it seems…. also not streaming fucking gayhem i’m streaming Blue Banisters and COCC which hopefully is what TRPWS (out May 21st) will sound like.

[RIP ivory almond 17,674]

29 minutes ago, 111 said:

the right person WON'T stay!

alboom is cancelled (as @Lindsay Lohansaid)!

the inside-hers are leaving! 

111 is now a liddo! STREAM MAYHEM! 

 

xoxo

 

[111 37,574]

1 minute ago, RIP ivory almond said:

 

 

i thought you were dead sister? are you a Zombieboy?

 

 

[BethDufreneOnTheBayouByYou 11,119]

The writing has been on the wall since September. Before then, really. She’s promised one album and four singles so far that have never materialized  Jack seemed off when talking about Lasso last year. Outside of her IG post, she hasn’t even uttered the words “the right person will stay” in an interview. Other than a 14 month old 30 second (snoozefest) snippet, we haven’t heard a note of music from this project. It’s time to pack it uppppp. 

[RIP ivory almond 17,674]

Just now, 111 said:

i thought you were dead sister? are you a Zombieboy?

THE SLUR?? pls don't call us that, we prefer the term undead

[marcodelrey 2,064]

Okay so, why is the thread hot? Don't even bother reading the last answers since I know nothing is moving

[Embach 50,753]

 WAIST DEEP IN ICY WAVES

[blueskiesforever 856]

33 minutes ago, GeminiLanaFan said:

I absolutely have nothing against Addison at all, I don’t know her honestly, but sweetie, comparing it to Ray of Light, one of the best female pop albums of all times 

back on topic… is there someone in here who still believes TRPWS is coming in May? Because I’ve seen lots of fans / fan accounts on Instagram or Reddit who thing she is still releasing it in May 

I doubt it will be out in May, I’d be happy to be wrong though. I asked ChatGPT to calculate the probability of it being released in May taking in consideration Lana’s previous release history and the information that we have and it came up with 50%. 

[GeminiLanaFan 50,107]

24 minutes ago, Sinner Get Ready said:

i totally get that but come on. aquamarine is so ROL. but anywho back on topic

A little tbh. But Ray of Light has that spiritual flair - finding yourself experience that Addison’s music lack… FKA twigs’s Eusexua is more Ray of Light than Addison. 

anyways… is that album scrapped or not?!  its getting harder and harder to care about it with each day passing, ngl 

[111 37,574]

4 minutes ago, RIP ivory almond said:

THE SLUR?? pls don't call us that, we prefer the term undead

 

put your paws all over me you zombieboy!!! 

 

 

[RIP ivory almond 17,674]

1 minute ago, Embach said:

 WAIST DEEP IN ICY WAVES

 

THE PSYCHEDELIC SURF ROCK AMBIENT TRIP HOP MAGNUM OPUS IS UPON US... FEATURING THE LEAD SINGLE "Has Anyone Else Died For You?"

 

back to the top

back to the basics

restart the tape

lake placid, baby

 

[BethDufreneOnTheBayouByYou 11,119]

4 minutes ago, Embach said:

 WAIST DEEP IN ICY WAVES

And track 03. love on the golf course