The Right Person Will Stay - Pre-Release Thread (OUT: May 21st, 2025)

[Embach 52,819]

4 hours ago, The Stargirl Pinky said:

 

I just know Henry’s last name is Boyle

 

#susanalbumparty

You goddamn Pinky, this joke got me chuckling for like 30 minutes straight like a maniac

[GeminiLanaFan 50,362]

1 hour ago, BethDufreneOnTheBayouByYou said:

Miley is having a fun rollout why can’t we have that 

I’m at the point where I have zero expectations for her rollouts. I quench my thirst with other artists. With Lana, we KNOW for fact it’s gonna be messy. OB was the exception I fear 

[Dominikx4 25,611]

i have been informed the album release date will be announced tomorrow during the Nintendo Direct addressing the Switch 2.

the right person will stay will debut exclusively on Nintendo Music on May 23.

The album's lead single "Henry, Come On" as well as the promo single "Reverse Cowgirld in Louisiana" will be available as alarm tones on the Nintendo Alarmo.

"It is an honor to be the first singer to collaborate with Nintendo using their new streaming service "Nintendo Music"", Lana says in an interview.

"I have always been a huge Nintendo fan - I vividly remember playing Super Marco on my Playstation 1 - having to fight as the swordbearer Zelda in creepy dungeons, with nothing but Pikachu by your side" Lana reports. "This is a dream come true for my younger self."

[The Stargirl Pinky 74,251]

14 minutes ago, Dominikx4 said:

i have been informed the album release date will be announced tomorrow during the Nintendo Direct addressing the Switch 2.

the right person will stay will debut exclusively on Nintendo Music on May 23.

The album's lead single "Henry, Come On" as well as the promo single "Reverse Cowgirld in Louisiana" will be available as alarm tones on the Nintendo Alarmo.

"It is an honor to be the first singer to collaborate with Nintendo using their new streaming service "Nintendo Music"", Lana says in an interview.

"I have always been a huge Nintendo fan - I vividly remember playing Super Marco on my Playstation 1 - having to fight as the swordbearer Zelda in creepy dungeons, with nothing but Pikachu by your side" Lana reports. "This is a dream come true for my younger self."

That’s funny I heard Lana’s going to announce her album on milk cartons like a missing chile poster and one lucky fan will have a usb stick with the album mp3s floating in their whole milk drink up ladies drink slow don’t choke!!  

[Dominikx4 25,611]

11 minutes ago, The Stargirl Pinky said:

That’s funny I heard Lana’s going to announce her album on milk cartons like a missing chile poster and one lucky fan will have a usb stick with the album mp3s floating in their whole milk drink up ladies drink slow don’t choke!!  

i heard she got this idea after watching the Wonka movie starring Timothee Chalamet and finding a dead rodent in her milk a couple of months later

[jimmyjimmycocoapuff 8,919]

20 minutes ago, The Stargirl Pinky said:

That’s funny I heard Lana’s going to announce her album on milk cartons like a missing chile poster and one lucky fan will have a usb stick with the album mp3s floating in their whole milk drink up ladies drink slow don’t choke!!  

me drinking the milk from the Lana promotional milk carton at the Canadian mall with a usb stick up my ass

[TheApproachingStorm 959]

8 minutes ago, jimmyjimmycocoapuff said:

me drinking the milk from the Lana promotional milk carton at the Canadian mall with a usb stick up my ass

What's in the USB stick, if I dare ask?

[barttttender 6,270]

1 hour ago, Demonmic03 said:

Okay but after TRPWS I am DONE with acoustic stripped back folk piano whatever lana music. I think we all (or well most of us) can agree that while her writing since NFR is phenomenal, her production however has taken a hit .

That's not to say I'm not seated for this album tho, (hopefully) one last hurrah of supposed acoustic folk music will be amazing (hopefully)

 

Edit: also no pointing the finger at Jack we all know the real reason is Lana

yeah production post nfr has taken a dip, especially on blue banisters.

 

But this is not a jack issue. It's the zach and other nobodies issue.

 

hoping luke l brings some panache to the record along with jack, and zach and co are kept to a minimum

[ImTragic 848]

7 hours ago, ImTragic said:

I’m not Pantene but I plan to post a short lenormand reading on Lana’s career later today. I’ll try to respond to some of your Qs. For funsies and experimenting

 

happy birthday!! 

I just posted it whoever is curious its heree

 

http://lanaboards.com/topic/21005-lana-tarot-reading-thread/

[jimmyjimmycocoapuff 8,919]

16 minutes ago, TheApproachingStorm said:

What's in the USB stick, if I dare ask?

BOZ's nudes

[Demonmic03 13,835]

6 minutes ago, jimmyjimmycocoapuff said:

BOZ's nudes

[ultrablvd 49,881]

55 minutes ago, The Stargirl Pinky said:

chile

the random aave

[imaginist 2,031]

So can any of these fake insiders confirm that Lana is finally putting Fine China on TRPWS because I mean I think it'd fit well 

[Demonmic03 13,835]

2 minutes ago, imaginist said:

So can any of these fake insiders confirm that Lana is finally putting Fine China & Roses Bloom For You (4 Minute Version) on TRPWS because I mean I think it'd fit well 

[thebluestbanister 211]

3 minutes ago, ultrablvd said:

the random aave

missing Chile poster

Chile is missing 

lanallah took it so Henry wont come on it 

she forgot she took it and is only promoting it in Chile 

[ultrablvd 49,881]

5 minutes ago, imaginist said:

So can any of these fake insiders confirm that Lana is finally putting Fine China on TRPWS because I mean I think it'd fit well 

[thebluestbanister 211]

ive been flashed 

jumpscare 

[imaginist 2,031]

1 minute ago, ultrablvd said:

Please just 1 more that's all I'm begging  She can keep the rest 

[Demonmic03 13,835]

3 minutes ago, ultrablvd said:

Manifesting the whole album is unreleased

[marcodelrey 2,163]

So, the thread it's hot. I guess it's just speculations and fake rumours as always, right?