Misheard Lana Lyrics

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On 8/29/2016 at 3:24 PM, pinkbubbles said:

In "Live Or Die" instead of "film noir star" I hear "Fung Wah star"

 

 

 

On 9/7/2016 at 5:34 PM, CrazySister said:

"I would wait american years" instead of "I would wait a million years" in Blue Jeans.

 

On 9/10/2016 at 4:15 PM, theeternalstars said:

I thought Resistance was about impregnation the first time I heard it

 

I thought she was singing "your kid in me" and the line "new kind of porno, one that has yet been born oh" didn't really help to clear my confusion

 

On 9/10/2016 at 6:26 PM, cheaptrailertrashglm said:

i still have no idea what she says in most of the carmen chorus.

 

so i sing it like this:

"The boys, the girls, they all like Carmen

she gives them butterflies, bats her faoishdfpaodsiuhfoha eyes

she laughs like God

her minds like a DIAMONDS (?)

dufahosidfhaisudhfaoisdhf

She's still shining like asdiufhapisdhfuaisdfh

ohhhhhh like ifdhaosdhfaoisudhfhao en en "

 

On 9/13/2016 at 11:34 PM, Carino said:

Blue Jeans

you were sorta punk rock/you sir plum plum

well shit at least you tried/push in to push to child

I'M WEAK READING ALL THESE THIS IS SO FUNNY  I can also understand why they misheard these lyrics like that, these are the most incomprehensible parts and now I can't really unhear it lol

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In Breaking My Heart I thought she said “kissin’ me hard seein’ feathers” instead of “kissin' me hard see valentina stars delight” i literally can’t hear those words at all 

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In TNBAR, I thought that she was saying "Two bangers out tonight" instead of "Topanga's hot tonight"