Misheard Lana Lyrics

[floridakiloss 5]

Sad Girl: instead of "so sad girl" I heard "sexy girl". 

[Goddess 224]

On Brooklyn Baby, I still hear "And my jazz collection rocks..." Instead of rad or rare.

 

Also, not any more, but the first couple listens when she says "We're like fire and water," I heard "We're like foreign waters..." Which sounds pretty cool.

[camilladiamond 9]

in sad girl, i thought it was:

"he's pawny (?) on the side, pawny on the side

makes me sensa (?), girl"

 

i don't even know what i thought either of these things meant.

[LastWordsNTime 259]

Florida Kilos:

 

White lines, pretty daddy, Ghost kit

 

You snort it like a champ

Let the window win a Kia

 

 

I found the lyrics topic for this song very helpful tbh

[LittleFool 1,912]

Lay me down to night, with the Arab girls -___-

[Dopeanddiamonds 9]

Their golden dozen...rock n roll groupies,,,

 

I new she wasn't singing about the goose that laid the golden eggs but that's what I heard!

[larisalars 37]

My stairs still smell like you 

[trayertrash 7,211]

When my mom first heard Heavy Hitter she thought it said Heavy Hitler and Lana was a Nazi supporter due to "let's change your DNA"

[Alicia 182]

I sing glass collection instead of jazz collection in Brooklyn Baby, I don't know why!

[BlueJeans 2,608]

Well it's not exactly "misheard" but I thought that when she sang in West Coast

 

"His parliament's on fire and his hands are up"

 

she described a very romanesque-y scene, where she would have been the companion in crime of a very important man (hence the Parliament) and the fact that that building was on fire made me wonder what kind of crime they had committed, and the police was there ("his hands are up") etc etc... My fantasy was really fed with those few lines and then I read that recent interview (don't know which one precisely) where the journalist describes Lana smoking a Parliament. So it was just a cig. Meh ...

[LiamViljoen 908]

 

Roses, Bel Air, take me there,

I've been waiting to meet you.

Palm trees in the light,

I can see, late at night.

Darling, I'm waiting to greet you,

Dumb meanie baby

[plush 656]

"He's takes me higheeeeeeeeaaaaaaare"

In Sad Girl.

[PrettyBaby 2,220]

Still can't unhear "my coasters smell like you" 

[Anthem 1,559]

No matter how much I drill it into my head that she sings "You think you're Hunter S..." in Is This Happiness, I always hear "You think you're Lana Rey" (its the pause-ish before she finishes the S sound). 

[LanaDeIRey 65]

Cola: "Pee on my decices" (it isn't even a word lol)

Instead of "Diamantes ices"

[HEARTCORE 18,971]

In Cola, I thought it was 'I pledge allegiance to my dad/For teaching me everything ain't always' instead of 'For teaching me everything he knows' and for he longest time I was just like AIN'T ALWAYS WHAT, WHAT GODDAMN IT

[Wilde_child 490]

Television Heaven: Kissing in the dark in my dad's room.

[BlueJeans 2,608]

Diet Mountain Dew : I thought she sang "Diamond Dew"

[Honeymooner 336]

Blue Jeans:  "Love you more / than those pictures before"

 

American:  "Play house, put my favorite bird on"

[GodBlessMe 2,141]

Money power glory: "Open violence, open violence, that's all that I got..."

 

Fucked My Way Up To The Top: "Live is awkward I confess.."