Misheard Lana Lyrics

[theeternalstars 4,576]

lights camera accion, I'll do it on my own, donate your money money to get me what I want

 

lana starting a gofundme lmao ^{after honeymoon flopped}

[Chiunzhan 1,475]

Loving you is hard, being here's harder, you take the whale...

[American Bottom 16,228]

And since I'm italian, I always get wrong lyrics at first listen, often with no sense, like trash magic

"All that's real to me is Marilyn and jesus. Sparkling officers jumping over bridges honey"

 

OMG examples please lmao

In florida kilos i literally INVENT words

[AngelHeadedHipster 2,837]

In Salvatore instead of Cacciatore I hear "Catch a toe ring" ....You can also replace Cacciatore with Pageant Story looolz XD....Also I hear "Like a ghost you sang Pageant Blues" instead of "Like a boss he sang jazz and blues"......Hahahaha I feel like writing a parody of Salvatore and naming it "Pageant Story" XD

[BANNED 66]

Ever since I saw that misheard lyric post from "Us Against The World" I can't stop hearing it everytime I listen to it.

 

Reality: "If you want it supersize, I can do that for you"

What I heard: "If you want it circumcised, I can do that for you"     

[American Bottom 16,228]

When I first heard honeymoon. I Heard "Dark Balloons" instead of "Dark Blue". And it made sense in my head because I imagined a man giving her dark colored balloons as an apology.

[delreyfreak 5,341]

Y'all are hilarious 

[cinnamon 224]

Is This Happiness:

 

Actual lyric

"You think you're Hunter S. Thompson"

 

Misheard

"You think you're Lana Rey *mumbling*"   i ALWAYS hear this idk why

[Creyk 11,697]

I was thinking about TLY today and while recalling the song in my head, I said the lines:

 

And I still get trashed, hunty, when I hear your tunes

 

And then I was like what, that can't actually be it, can it? So I looked it up that no indeed it isn't. All these pop forums are infecting my brain with drag queen lingo

[theeternalstars 4,576]

Is This Happiness:

 

Actual lyric

"You think you're Hunter S. Thompson"

 

Misheard

"You think you're Lana Rey *mumbling*" i ALWAYS hear this idk why

tbh im not good at discerning lyrics at all and I pretty much hear the "is this happiness" verses as random mumbles interspersed with some random words "you think you're *mumble mumble mumble* fucking crazy *more mumbling*"

[cinnamon 224]

tbh im not good at discerning lyrics at all and I pretty much hear the "is this happiness" verses as random mumbles interspersed with some random words "you think you're *mumble mumble mumble* fucking crazy *more mumbling*"

 

same omg it's a beautiful song but i can't understand half of it  

[Solar Fields 4,163]

Oml I never knew that's what the Is This Happiness lyric is. I always thought it was "You think your monorail's time is soon" or something like that. I never even realized that what I was hearing didn't make since.

[lazybooklet 575]

I still think Hallelujah part in Religion is aaaaaaaahhhhhhh

[fork2 90]

I'm terrible at discerning lyrics lmao so Music to watch boys to was near impossible for me to understand.

"Where heavens are nice" when it's "Blue ribbons on ice"
"Velveteen and leather cymbals" when it's "Velveteen and living single"

 

[GodBlessMe 2,141]

Hose with lies akin to me

 

[brooklynbaby91 1,385]

In Off to the Races, I always heard Chateu Marmot as "trapped oh mama."

[MermaidMotelle 279]

"now my life is sweet like cinnamon, like a fucking dream on ritalin"

I think this is actually better than the original.

"There's nothing for us to talk about, like the future and nose rings."

 

[MermaidMotelle 279]

She says "Crying tears of gold like lemonade" in Ultraviolence? smh I'm so pissed, that's terrible, I thought she was saying "Crying tears of gold when you're calling my name" or something I hate the real lyrics this ruined me

I always thought it was "crying tears of gold while you grab my neck". I honestly refuse to hear anything else because my version is cooler.

 

how funny would it be if lana started referring to herself in the third person lmao

 

lana love u til the end of time

lana would wait a million years

 

 

Lana so horny; Lana love you long time...

[cherryblossoms 10,413]

I honestly thought the line "Lead me to war with your brilliant direction" from Bel Air was "Lead me to war with your brilliant erection" for the longest time. I didn't question it because I thought Lana was serving some Cola-like lines again 

Happened with Radio too, always thought she was saying "Now I'm in Malay and it's paradise" instead of LA

And in National Anthem I still hear "God can't hold me, I need somebody to hold me" instead of "Dark and lonely, I need somebody to hold me."

[MermaidMotelle 279]

I honestly thought the line "Lead me to war with your brilliant direction" from Bel Air was "Lead me to war with your brilliant erection" for the longest time. I didn't question it because I thought Lana was serving some Cola-like lines again 

 

Can't. Stop. Laughing. Omg.