Lana Del Rey Shooting New Short Film, "Tropico"

[jazzmasters 158]

 

The internet is not destroying the element of surprise enough, we need more. Where’s the video treatment and the storyboards? Fuck it, can we get some of the dailies? This guessing game is not going to cut it. I need to put my Google glasses on and activate the internet chip underneath my skin.   

 

Also, just a heads up here. If you want to make some extra cash, listen up, i’m feeling philanthropic. I will be giving out $100 to each and every forum member who, upon this video being released in its final form, refrains from making a post about how:

 

-The video is flawless.

-The video is epic. 

-The video is the most (anything) you’ve ever seen in your entire life. 

-You are dying.

-You are are crying. 

-You can’t breathe. 

-You have been slayed.

-You need someone to hold you. 

-Lana looks flawless.

-Lana looks perfect.

-Lana looks fat. 

-Lana needs to lose weight.

-Lana needs to tone her abs. 

-Stripping represents the loss of innocence. 

 

Pretty sure you're my favorite poster because of this. Haha. So funny and true. 

[Cleopatra 1,099]

Updated 

 

http://instagram.com/p/cRYHY3Q59n/

[pinupgirls 1,056]

Im confused, what was misspelled? Sorry I haven't been keeping up. 

[lola 6,617]

Im confused, what was misspelled? Sorry I haven't been keeping up. 

she wrote "God's and Monster's" instead of "Gods and Monsters"

[plush 655]

Bel Air is fucking amazing, nuf said.

 

 

DVD release?!???

[vulgardarling 33]

she wrote "God's and Monster's" instead of "Gods and Monsters"

 

 

 

 

[evilentity 13,303]

she wrote "God's and Monster's" instead of "Gods and Monsters"

Didn't Mr. Campbell teach you anything besides conjugation?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6_DQHdrq5g#t=219s

 

[MafiosiPrincessa 292]

she JUST tweeted this! omfggg

[Guest Dot]

 

 

she JUST tweeted this! omfggg

OMG This looks tacky as fuck! Hahahaha is she trying to make this look trashy on purpose?

[Coney Island King 25,067]

OMG This looks tacky as fuck! Hahahaha is she trying to make this look trashy on purpose?

 

Err yes, the entire design of this and the other poster are pure exploitation film pop art.

[Guest Dot]

Err yes, the entire design of this and the other poster are pure exploitation film pop art.

Oh, it's fabulous then...

[Creyk 11,497]

Daamn, look at Shaun's little golden undie

Fascinating, although the golden trees look a little weird

[Cleopatra 1,099]

Adam and Eve?

[Coney Island King 25,067]

Satan and Eve

[Sitar 22,173]

Discuss the official stuff in the official thread please: http://lanaboards.com/index.php?/topic/3208-lana-del-rey-officially-announces-tropico-coming-to-a-city-near-you/