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Lana Del Rey Officially Announces TROPICO, "Coming to a City Near You"

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I'm ready to buy a Texas Mickey and give everyone shots before and after the show

 

This isnt me btw got it from google, doubt anyone would read this part

 

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Live Forever Golden Grill.

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Anyone also loved the poster?? I dig it. Excited about this!! A mall close by my house has a movie theater only for short movies so maybe they will get Tropico on the circuit.


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FIFY :usrs: :smirk:

sry i'm gonna be dead after this heatwave, no way i'm going to brazil


Caesar said he’d fall in love with me if I was older. I own all of Mexico and I got my own roller-coaster.

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Exciting. That poster is so cheap looking! Did Naomi make it in paint? 

have u seen the dark paradise cover?  :brows3:

 

it looks like b grade horror but it's probably just gonna be pretentious monologues, floating w albinos & mediocre stripping siggghhh


Caesar said he’d fall in love with me if I was older. I own all of Mexico and I got my own roller-coaster.

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have u seen the dark paradise cover?  :brows3:

 

it looks like b grade horror but it's probably just gonna be pretentious monologues, floating w albinos & mediocre stripping siggghhh

 

That's the spirit! :D

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It's going to be a female version of Machete. Only with flying albino Jesus, cheap Elvis and MM :makeup: . OH and of course the pretentious monologues. Robert Rodriguez would be proud. :holla:

 

 


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have u seen the dark paradise cover?  :brows3:

 

it looks like b grade horror but it's probably just gonna be pretentious monologues, floating w albinos & mediocre stripping siggghhh

 

it's lana. how bad can it be?


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Also, just a heads up here. If you want to make some extra cash, listen up, i’m feeling philanthropic. I will be giving out $100 to each and every forum member who, upon this video being released in its final form, refrains from making a post about how:

 

-The video is flawless.

-The video is epic. 

-The video is the most (anything) you’ve ever seen in your entire life. 

-You are dying.

-You are are crying. 

-You can’t breathe. 

-You have been slayed.

-You need someone to hold you. 

-Lana looks flawless.

-Lana looks perfect.

-Lana looks fat. 

-Lana needs to lose weight.

-Lana needs to tone her abs. 

-Stripping represents the loss of innocence.

 

Not yet you guys :hdu:

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it's lana. how bad can it be?

i just feel like she's not gonna be able to show us all her moves without showing off her rolls and i don't think they'll want to show her that way so it's just gonna be like her walking around the pole seductively


Caesar said he’d fall in love with me if I was older. I own all of Mexico and I got my own roller-coaster.

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