LANALYSIS: Relating Songs To Known/Assumed Relationships

[Trash Magic 28,452]

get down like your tutor taught you to and do it

[DanCastro 962]

I'm dying, this it too good!

[PrettyBaby 2,220]

Sugar Venom, I've PM'd evilentity and asked him to weigh in on this part of the discussion.

[SugarVenom 464]

Sugar Venom, I've PM'd evilentity and asked him to weigh in on this part of the discussion.

 

Okay

[evilentity 13,351]

am I allowed to refer to him by is first name or is that a bit personal considering he isn't famous or anything?

That does seem a bit personal. But I'm uncomfortable throwing his last name around too.

 

What does everyone think about changing references, to this person, to initials or an alias?

Yeah~ but not his initials. I feel weird talking about some random 51 year old man tbh, aha. What should we refer to him as?

Humbert, perhaps?

 

I too was somewhat uncomfortable posting about this because it reveals his last name. That's why I wrote this:

NOTE: Please respect the privacy of people mentioned in this post who are not public figures.

 

Unfortunately, Lana herself put his last name out there in that interview, and it was inevitable someone else would've made this connection if I hadn't. But let's not use his first name. And "Humbert", while hilarious, is a bit too insinuating. Let's stick with "Mr. Campbell" or even just "her teacher".

[PrettyBaby 2,220]

Can we please change everything already posted to "Mr. ---" and "her teacher"?

[SugarVenom 464]

Yeah, I think just The English Teacher or whatever is the best way without being insulting or intrusive.

[SugarVenom 464]

I think Every Man Gets His Wish is about The Teacher.

 

In a comment ages ago on an interview, someone claimed they went to Kent, and that Lana is a year older than she says she is, and was a waitress aged 15 at Ruby Tuesdays.

 

The Teacher has a Chevrolet, may have met her at Ruby Tuesdays as well as school. Also 'Baby you'll never look old in my eyes.'

 

You get what I mean!

[Sam Gho 116]

I think Every Man Gets His Wish is about The Teacher.

 

In a comment ages ago on an interview, someone claimed they went to Kent, and that Lana is a year older than she says she is, and was a waitress aged 15 at Ruby Tuesdays.

 

The Teacher has a Chevrolet, may have met her at Ruby Tuesdays as well as school. Also 'Baby you'll never look old in my eyes.'

 

You get what I mean!

 

This is a real breakthrough in our investigation, ladies and gentlemen!! However, I do think that the actual relationship was platonic, and represented a crush from Lana's side. Thinking anything else is of course creepy. It will be great if we could dig up a pic, is he like a real handsome guy or something? His rate the teacher comments suggest he was a very popular teacher. Regarding the waitressing bit, I read the comment again (on SIN) and she was talking about a summer job. Kent is out of the way, and I am sure they do not allow boarding students to work at restaurants part-time (plus remember she was sent to get over alcohol addiction).

[SugarVenom 464]

This is a real breakthrough in our investigation, ladies and gentlemen!! However, I do think that the actual relationship was platonic, and represented a crush from Lana's side. Thinking anything else is of course creepy and illegal. It will be great if we could dig up a pic, is he like a real handsome guy or something? His rate the teacher comments suggest he was a very popular teacher. Regarding the waitressing bit, I read the comment again (on SIN) and she was talking about a summer job. Kent is out of the way, and I am sure they do not allow boarding students to work at restaurants part-time (plus remember she was sent to get over alcohol addiction).

 

Check PM!

 

I don't know~ It could have been totally platonic, but being 'best friends' with a male teacher aged 15 and listening to music in his car together sounds pretty dodgy. I think if it were just a little Lana obsession, then they wouldn't be Facebook friends, follow each other on Twitter, etc. Unless it was something more I don't think they'd try and keep in touch a little bit. I may be totally wrong, but yeah. Not sure about Ruby Tuesdays, I guess they might have thought it was good for her to do normal teenagery things like waitressing, (if they did let them.)

[Hellion 993]

Deleted~

[SugarVenom 464]

Illegal? Yes - although, the age of consent is sixteen, which she was just shy of, but that's a whole 'nother can of worms. Creepy? Sure. Illogical, even in speculation? Absolutely not.

 

Not with Lana's past being as ...colorful... as we already know it is.

 

 

 

I wanna seeeeeee!

 

I'll send you the PM I sent Sam Gho!

 

Check them now:)

Edited October 15, 2012 by SugarVenom

[evilentity 13,351]

In a comment ages ago on an interview, someone claimed they went to Kent, and that Lana is a year older than she says she is, and was a waitress aged 15 at Ruby Tuesdays.

I didn't think the comment actually said where they were waitresses, did it?

[SugarVenom 464]

I didn't think the comment actually said where they were waitresses, did it?

 

I can't remember exactly and can't find it, but it definitely said she worked at Ruby Tuesdays.

[bdelrey 222]

plus isn't he married which would explain the other women references

[TrailerParkDarling 5,701]

I think Every Man Gets His Wish is about The Teacher.

 

In a comment ages ago on an interview, someone claimed they went to Kent, and that Lana is a year older than she says she is, and was a waitress aged 15 at Ruby Tuesdays.

 

The Teacher has a Chevrolet, may have met her at Ruby Tuesdays as well as school. Also 'Baby you'll never look old in my eyes.'

 

You get what I mean!

 

Do u think a teacher would wear a golden grill? lol

[SugarVenom 464]

Hahahah~ who knows?!!

[Sam Gho 116]

I am deleting this post too, too much conjecture with uncomfortable implications.

[SugarVenom 464]

In US, particularly liberal Northeastern states, any sexual relationship with someone below 18 is considered statutory rape (consent does not matter). If one person is in a position of authority over the other, then god help you!

 

Yeah I guess if people knew there'd be trouble, (assuming they were sleeping together.) I wonder (if they were), then was it the elephant in the room, or a secret?

[Hellion 993]

Deleted~