A fan found in Lana's Malibu home

[guardian 3,558]

Anyway anyone have plans to become a satanist now that we know our fave is one? Will they make us a discount if the entirity of LanaBoards join?

:toofunny:

[Intriguing Penguin 867]

This fan is doing all the promo for Lana that she won't do herself. 

[Lad 8,801]

excited for her goith era. bring it on lona!

ha The Honeymoon Monster EP is coming. Can't wait for ha iconic #2 (blocked by Kesha's mom debut single) hit Blue Romance

[COLACNT 5,178]

i was just thinking what if she purchased this property as some sort of novelty piece; basically another topiary pony in the backyard (of her head). not necessarily a place to stay and definitely not a place for privacy (because why the fuck else would she film HBTB throughout and around the entire place). kind of like the prada store in marfa; a large and unusual installation piece for random bouts of creative insight (her own or otherwise) and eventual vandalism. later on it might become some kind of off-kilter monument for fans to visit (or camp out in, apparently). it already kind of is, in a way. i'd visit if i were in the area. i mean i wouldn't break the fuck in but i'd still scope it out like a mid-level creeper 

 

or if that wasn't her intention i'm inclined to think that she finds this kind of thing funny and endearing rather than terrifying; i'd keep the place just to see what happens to it over the years, but i'd never stay there (or park my jaguars) 

[ZeroZero 2,225]

i was just thinking what if she purchased this property as some sort of novelty piece; not necessarily a place to stay and definitely not a place for privacy (why the fuck else would she film HBTB the way she did). kind of like the prada store in marfa; a large and unusual installation piece for random bouts of creative insight or outside vandalism. later on it might be some kind of off-kilter monument for fans to visit (or break in)

I can see it now random fans showing up lighting candles and leaving flower crowns to appease the Lana god

[COLACNT 5,178]

I can see it now random fans showing up lighting candles and leaving flower crowns to appease the Lana god

 

i would write stuff on her driveway and leave notes around for her to find lmao 

 

maybe she figures her fans would do that type of shit. not too far fetched for the woman that came up with the idea for the honeymoon hotline; its sort of along that same plane of -weird- 

[TRENCH 15,450]

I find the whole thing so random and hilarious like   this kid spilled more info than any song leaker could

 

and that girl had the Burning Desire to steal BOTH cars 

[Trash Magic 28,372]

The fact that it could have been me

...what

[WhiteHydrangea 4,216]

It isn't ironic how these things happened when the bad side of fame became such an important issue in her music? Lana talks about a story about feeling like someone is stalking in her own house, recorded a video about the same issue and ended up being stalked and stolen. Life really imitates art after all

 

wow

 

[lernerderrey 2,415]

i hope he got high there(HBTB)

also how is lana gunna drive fast without her carz

also my boyfriend said she shouldn't be such a road dog
 

[parallelhabit 31]

Plot twist: It's actually Chuck dabbling in the occult literature and leaving the house and cars unlocked.

[TRENCH 15,450]

I sarcastically commented on his facebook that Lana cancelled her next 3 albums because of this and now people are spreading it as a rumor       

[WhiteHydrangea 4,216]

where the fuck is Lana tho?

[Mind Melt 10,095]

gods dead I said baby that's alright with me

[annedauphine 35,889]

...what

 

Yeah if I start opening about why I hate myself everyone is going to hate me too so I'm gonna keep my mouth shut

 

Edit: whatever I'm being childish sorry for what I said

[Starsx 1,849]

Lana must forget that she's famous and that people are obsessed with her. A bitch literally broke into her house and stole her Jaguars, twice! Then a psycho was in there chilling and reading her Satanic books   

[annedauphine 35,889]

Would you still love me if I was stalked and satanist

[jazzsingrcultleadr 1,708]

I'm literally perched with popcorn reading this thread/going through is FB profile. 

More hype around two cars and a book than there was for HM. 

[Starsx 1,849]

The fact that it could have been me makes me really fucking sad and feeling dirty I don't know. I hope she's ok and that it didn't affected her anxiety too bad

 

........................ whaaaa? 

[Starsx 1,849]

I'm literally perched with popcorn reading this thread/going through is FB profile. 

More hype around two cars and a book than there was for HM. 

 

                           

That's literally so true