Lust For Life - Pre-Release Thread

[annedauphine 34,699]

[Terrence Loves Me 71,838]

so THAT'S why she was photographed with a horse in the latest Steven Klein photoshoot.....

:mj3:

[Stargirl 13,348]

 

Lana is a furry guys

[annedauphine 34,699]

She's definitely Off To The Races, but who knew who the real daddy was!

[My Sparrow Blue 689]

*slowly logs off of LanaBoards and bleaches eyes*

[baddisease 16,021]

 

Lana is a furry guys

 

that's...oddly arousing.

 

also, her sister is hot.

[Stargirl 13,348]

poor lana if she reads the boards

 

maybe if she'd post something it would stop though 

[baddisease 16,021]

poor lana if she reads the boards

 

maybe if she'd post something it would stop though 

 

What if Lana was sharing her kinks with us though?

 

I don't wanna yuck her yum.

[Stargirl 13,348]

What if Lana was sharing her kinks with us though?

 

I don't wanna yuck her yum.

oh, so now we knows who michall is

[tangerinedream 320]

RELEASE THE FUCKING TRACKLIST

I also want her to release an exclusive UO version, the official cover looked so artificial to me

Feels like they photoshoped her inside of that picture 

C'mon Lana you can do better 

[pawn shop blues 2,346]

things i want this era

-solar system tour

-moon colonization project

-release 600 new songs

-singlehandedly impeach donald trump and become president 

-collab with god himself 

-more photoshoots 

 

I would be so here for a Lana president. She would be the most mysterious and cryptic president. Her entire campaign would just be posters she made on Paint and printed out from her computer and put out around her neighborhood, her goals would be direct ("Sonically, I'd really like to hear more love in the world and, visually, I'd like the country to return to that sort of grainy 60's aesthetic"), The Weeknd would be First Man (unless she does away with traditional roles and has Chuck as First Lady), all of her press conferences would be filmed by Chuck on VHS in Lana's closet at 2 in the morning (and wouldn't be broadcast until like 3 months later), Lana would answer every question regarding new deals and such with "it's coming soon, guys, you're gonna love it", every person in the white house and on her team would be picked based on how much of a spiritual connection she intuitively felt with them, the country would be left in the dark for months about current matters only to get a breaking news announcement at 1 AM about a new cloning theory or a promotion for an upcoming Fleur show, her tweets would be either very vague ("LOVE") "(PEACE") or irrelevant in regards to the country ("my boyfriend's def cooler than me today") ("Paul still has no hair"), her interviews (all in print) would be wonderfully controversial ("I've been sleeping with so many foreign leaders, but none of them have offered new deals, which is annoying") ("I think a lot about how Kennedy went down. Some days I wish somebody would shoot me already"). At some point, Lana would probably sleep in and miss an important meeting that would end up somehow with us all getting blown up, but right before then she would send one final live stream calmly doing her make-up like "hey guys, i'm so sorry this didn't work out, but I'm sending you all my love." *blows kiss and sweetly giggles*. "Also, my new album Lust for Life is going on pre-order as soon as I finalize the track list. Okay, lots of love, bye bye."

 

And then, in the final 30 seconds, she would send out a pre-order for Lust For Life--without the complete tracklist.

 

Lana for president 2020. 

[baddisease 16,021]

weren't ??

 

It didn't disgust me, anyway. 

 

I've been on the internet a long time, and I've seen worse.

[Terrence Loves Me 71,838]

I would be so here for a Lana president. She would be the most mysterious and cryptic president. Her entire campaign would just be posters she made on Paint and printed out from her computer and put out around her neighborhood, her goals would be direct ("Sonically, I'd really like to hear more love in the world and, visually, I'd like the country to return to that sort of grainy 60's aesthetic"), The Weeknd would be First Man (unless she does away with traditional roles and has Chuck as First Lady), all of her press conferences would be filmed by Chuck on VHS in Lana's closet at 2 in the morning (and wouldn't be broadcast until like 3 months later), Lana would answer every question regarding new deals and such with "it's coming soon, guys, you're gonna love it", every person in the white house and on her team would be picked based on how much of a spiritual connection she intuitively felt with them, the country would be left in the dark for months about current matters only to get a breaking news announcement at 1 AM about a new cloning theory or a promotion for an upcoming Fleur show, her tweets would be either very vague ("LOVE") "(PEACE") or irrelevant in regards to the country ("my boyfriend's def cooler than me today") ("Paul still has no hair"), her interviews (all in print) would be wonderfully controversial ("I've been sleeping with so many foreign leaders, but none of them have offered new deals, which is annoying") ("I think a lot about how Kennedy went down. Some days I wish somebody would shoot me already"). At some point, Lana would probably sleep in and miss an important meeting that would end up somehow with us all getting blown up, but right before then she would send one final live stream calmly doing her make-up like "hey guys, i'm so sorry this didn't work out, but I'm sending you all my love." *blows kiss and sweetly giggles*. "Also, my new album Lust for Life is going on pre-order as soon as I finalize the track list. Okay, lots of love, bye bye."

 

And then, in the final 30 seconds, she would send out a pre-order for Lust For Life--without the complete tracklist.

 

Lana for president 2020. 

GOLD

[Stargirl 13,348]

I would be so here for a Lana president. She would be the most mysterious and cryptic president. Her entire campaign would just be posters she made on Paint and printed out from her computer and put out around her neighborhood, her goals would be direct ("Sonically, I'd really like to hear more love in the world and, visually, I'd like the country to return to that sort of grainy 60's aesthetic"), The Weeknd would be First Man (unless she does away with traditional roles and has Chuck as First Lady), all of her press conferences would be filmed by Chuck on VHS in Lana's closet at 2 in the morning (and wouldn't be broadcast until like 3 months later), Lana would answer every question regarding new deals and such with "it's coming soon, guys, you're gonna love it", every person in the white house and on her team would be picked based on how much of a spiritual connection she intuitively felt with them, the country would be left in the dark for months about current matters only to get a breaking news announcement at 1 AM about a new cloning theory or a promotion for an upcoming Fleur show, her tweets would be either very vague ("LOVE") "(PEACE") or irrelevant in regards to the country ("my boyfriend's def cooler than me today") ("Paul still has no hair"), her interviews (all in print) would be wonderfully controversial ("I've been sleeping with so many foreign leaders, but none of them have offered new deals, which is annoying") ("I think a lot about how Kennedy went down. Some days I wish somebody would shoot me already"). At some point, Lana would probably sleep in and miss an important meeting that would end up somehow with us all getting blown up, but right before then she would send one final live stream calmly doing her make-up like "hey guys, i'm so sorry this didn't work out, but I'm sending you all my love." *blows kiss and sweetly giggles*. "Also, my new album Lust for Life is going on pre-order as soon as I finalize the track list. Okay, lots of love, bye bye."

 

And then, in the final 30 seconds, she would send out a pre-order for Lust For Life--without the complete tracklist.

 

Lana for president 2020. 

You have just made a thing 

 

This is real now 

[tangerinedream 320]

I'm disappointed with this era so far... I mean, I love the songs but things are moving too slow

The album trailer was so promising, that's too sad 

I hope she releases a visual album someday (I doubt it but I'd love it)

[trayertrash 7,210]

But what if Horse Lover is a song on Lust For Life?

 

Damn, did Lana write a song about @longtimeman and I? 

[Stargirl 13,348]

okay so i typed in lana del rey american flag because i wanted to find a picture to use for a presidential campaign edit as a joke and I came across this shit 

 

WHICH ONE OF YOU GAYS IS THIS

[FLL 1,234]

okay so i typed in lana del rey american flag because i wanted to find a picture to use for a presidential campaign edit as a joke and I came across this shit 

 

WHICH ONE OF YOU GAYS IS THIS

send this to ed until he does something about releasing LIB

[TROPICUM 6,406]

Is this a sign the tracklist is coming today?

[missdelreyxo 3,783]

send this to ed until he does something about releasing LIB

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