ExoticFlower

Inglorious Basterds. The actors, the music, the theme... love it. My mom sometimes get into this mood to watch violent movies, and then we sit down for a cozy evening with this movie. 
Mom: "He totally deserved being bashed in with that baseball bat."
Me: "Hell yeah."
<3
 
I also have a thing for Pulp Fiction. I remember as a kid I was told I was too young to watch it, but when my parents were away I put it on anyway and thought it was the best thing ever. John and Uma dancing... iconic, right?

And when Vincent waves his gun around in the car and accidentally blast poor Marvin's head off, omg, they both just go all "wtf just happened" and I LAUGH so hard. 
 
My love for these movies are mostly because of the clever dialogs and the random, trivial things that suddenly gets mentioned along the way. You always learn something new watching a Quentin movie, that's for sure. AND the violence. That's a key factor too. 

I love her small tits. I find it somewhat sexy. And fresh in a world where big, perky tits is a must. Thank you hollywood 
But I would also discuss how her boobs seem to change size - sometimes they could be a C, sometimes they look like a true a cup. I'm confused 

I have done my best to speed it down and stuff, but the truck, duck fuck line is just so haaard 

Ah, nice, I'll clean it up when we have the pieces put together

[Rapper]
Uh, what, Stars, Stars
Lana Del Rey, Lana Del Rey
Sing it to me, sing it to me

[LDR]
You’re so easy to love
You make me cuckoo like a turtle dove
So hot that I can’t get enough
Enough of you

Hit me and it felt like a kiss
You know it hurts so good when you do me like this
So sad when I hear the girls talk
When I walk by, I start to cry

(Sing it to me, babe)

‘Cause you’re the beautiful player
You’re a beautiful player, baby
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh, baby
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ah-ah-ah…

(Sing it to me, doll)

Sunset on a Saturday night
Having a truck-top backrub time of our lives
He's selling stars on the boulevard of broken dreams
And faded queens

We're living like we wanna die fast
‘Cause he’s been breaking the law and he’s not going back
I love him violently all through the night
And yes it’s true, I live for you

(Sing it to me, babe)

‘Cause you’re my beautiful player
You’re my beautiful player, baby
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh, baby
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh-yeah…

L is for your Love that you gave and took away
O is for the only One I wanted to stay
V is for my valiant Valium baby
E is for the X that we took with champagne

[Rapper]
I don’t wanna leave, I just wanna breathe
I drive em crazy, baby girl, just being me
I’m not selfish, I can’t help it
I’m just playing the cards I was dealt-ed
The name Stars got a lot of love to give
Riding down Broke Dream Boulevard in the Benz
How you love that, I’m doing too much
A thin line between insanity and true love

[LDR]
Hit me and it felt like a kiss, baby
If it don’t hurt then I’ll have to insist
We have just one life to live
But true love’s law and he can’t give

(Sing it to me, babe)

‘Cause he’s my beautiful player
He’s my beautiful player, baby
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh, baby
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh-yeah…
(x2)

1. (Heavy on the intro) Money Power Glory
2. Ultraviolence
3. Brooklyn Baby
4. Lolita
5. Burning Desire
6. Video Games
7. Born To Die
8. National Anthem
9. Blue Jeans
10. Million Dollar Man
11. Fucked My Way Up To The Top
12. Gods And Monsters
13. Off To The Races
14. Diet Mountain Dew
15. Yayo
16. Florida Kilos 

So Lana basically follows Satan and she thinks the same guy with a different name has the lesson... Cool. You can reverse almost anything and find satanic phrases if you just listen closely enough. Even footage from a priest talking in a church 
 
But in all seriousness, I do not believe she's part of the illuminati. Many believers claim they were the reason behind her fast rise to fame (same with Gaga), but we all know it was thanks to the big hit video games was on youtube (and the big fail on SNL). They find all kinds of satanic gestures and symbols on her videos and post it on youtube, but idk, it's like they're grasping at straws and failing miserably. Like with her pointing towards the sky with two fingers while sitting on the throne in BTD - that could might as well be her way of showing her love of God, but they interpret it as a sign of Baphomet. And the make out session on the hood of the car was a slutty version of a satanic sacrificial ritual      I mean, come on. 

 
Maybe there is something like Illuminati out there - why wouldn't there be? But why would they choose Lana? If it exists  and if they "help out" stars, then they would surely pick some rich bastards like Tom Cruise or Angelina Jolie - someone who has been in the game for a long time. Heck, if they are as powerful as the internett claims, then why not royals or presidents, big shoot politicians? Why little Lana?
 
Meh, idk. I think those who believe it want to believe it so badly that they see and hear what they want and label it as something illuminati-ish. We could make a thread about Justin Bieber, Avril Lavigne or even Hilary Duff and find something that would link it to illuminati if we just knew what to look for. I mean, I find things I associate Lana with all the time, and I'm not even trying... I'm brainwashed by this forum, maybe they are brainwashed by the illuminati theories they find online? And then link it to our dear Lana when they, amongst 100 000 000 others, see her BTD video on youtube?   We'll never know. 
But if she is an illuminati puppet - please, if some of you guys see this, tell her to change her hair back 

I hate to break it to you, but she uses her ass for the same thing as the rest of us. There, illusion ruined.
 
... I do believe that she bleaches too, though...

I love how some people think this was written by Lana. Like did you live under a rock as a kid, for not having watched sleeping beauty?

Maybe OT, but....

 
Courtney Love shading Lana - and now they are besties. LOL.

 
is this one real?

Currently I'm reading some book about the role of vodka and women in lifes of Polish artists during interwar period I can't wait to read the chapter about Witkacy.

I think Lana is one of those girls who feel like her momma didn't do enough. Like, instead of dealing with Lizzy's problems and helping her trough it, she sent her away to boarding school. I have never seen pics of Lana with her mom, but it seems like she gets along with her dad more when you listen to her songs. 

I think Lana is one of those girls who feel like her momma didn't do enough. Like, instead of dealing with Lizzy's problems and helping her trough it, she sent her away to boarding school. I have never seen pics of Lana with her mom, but it seems like she gets along with her dad more when you listen to her songs. 

THIS TOP/BRALETTE. I need it!
 
Let someone smart figure it out before it's gone.

I love how she's so feminine and soft. Like, she's toned, but at the same time she's got meat on her bones. She and Chuck got some good genes.
 
 

 

 
I'm too short to have legs like that...

The insults make it a decent song 

Just sliding by to let you know she uses the Decleor Neroli Serum and La Praire Caviar creme (?) for her face. Decleor is great, but I have never used La Praire before. She use shampoos from Shu Uemura, if we can believe her words, and she praise the shimmer and the volume shampoo in interviews. Now you can all go broke, but look as fab as Lana does 

Girls, she's just like us when it all comes down to it - we like to look pretty and done up, but sometimes we throw on sweats and walk out of the door with minimal to no makeup on just because we feel crappy or just don't give a flying fuck. Honestly, if she were a dude you wouldn't care about her appearence at all, but nooo... Lana has to look perfect all the time. It's not fair   I like her casual to almost shabby look, it makes her relatable and human.

Girls, she's just like us when it all comes down to it - we like to look pretty and done up, but sometimes we throw on sweats and walk out of the door with minimal to no makeup on just because we feel crappy or just don't give a flying fuck. Honestly, if she were a dude you wouldn't care about her appearence at all, but nooo... Lana has to look perfect all the time. It's not fair   I like her casual to almost shabby look, it makes her relatable and human.

Just sliding by to let you know she uses the Decleor Neroli Serum and La Praire Caviar creme (?) for her face. Decleor is great, but I have never used La Praire before. She use shampoos from Shu Uemura, if we can believe her words, and she praise the shimmer and the volume shampoo in interviews. Now you can all go broke, but look as fab as Lana does 

When you get an aneurysm when people spell it "Del Ray." 

The insults make it a decent song 

When you get an aneurysm when people spell it "Del Ray." 

You know you're a fan when you and your friend walk trough Deli Deluca and go all... "look, they have mountain dew!"   
Me: "... baby, new york city."   
Friend: "Never was there ever a girl so pretty."   
Me: "... It's not diet, though."   
Friend: "Those assholes."