Amadeus

WTF IS the first picture?? Was Lana going for the Pablo Escobar lost wife look or rich madame with a blind stylist? Such suit and such pants have to be tailored Lana! What the f...also why is she wearing those sleepers? Her pants are too long for her. Some high hills would've make this mess a little better. Her face is so bloated. She looks like one of my mom's friends who has cosmetic procedures as daily activity.  Her face is so beautiful why she mess up with something that is perfect ??
 
I really like Emma Roberts! She seems to be so nice and cool. Jaimie on the other hand is a little creepy.

Haha, it's definitely one of her target demographics. Let's see...
 
- Gays, any of 'em (as with any pop star)
- Girls emulating her
- Older men who are attracted to her
 
Pretty much sums up this forum :omgha:

"Traveling photographer captures the great American landscape using only his iPhone": http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2260230/Traveling-photographer-captures-great-American-west-using-iPhone.html

what i wanna know is how she's friends with Keegan Allen 

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It's a Britney Fest
 

It did. Be young, be mean, be proud, like a true Lana stan 

Look on the bright side, homeboy! You're LanaBoards famous now, you've managed to score 59 profile views with one single post. That's both sad.... and impressive! By the way, if your avatar is a picture of yourself I suggest you post it in the Pictures Of You-thread, it appears that Mrs. Del Rey has scored herself a nice looking fanbase and I'm sure you'd be a pretty addition to it. Go post a picture, I know you can do it, I believe in you! 

 
I also suggest that you create a thread in the Welcomes and introductions section, it seems to keep the vultures off, at least for a while. Enjoy your stay!
 
Edit: What does Hovag stand for? Urbandictionary says it means: "a person who acts in a manner in such a way that people view them as being a whores vagina". 

I've been saying it forever: A setting that doesn't allow a new member to start new threads until they have, whatever, 20, 25 (insert your number of choice) posts, so that they can't make threads until a) they've gotten a hang of things around here, and b) they take the time to read and see what's already been posted. I think it'll solve a lot of these issues we continually have. 

Even the title, oh my.

Congrats on your first post. You failed.

Why should this make me feel better? The people selling it are the ones ripping off fans that are willing to pay such ridiculous amounts of money for a scribbled signature. It's only about the money for those selling it. 

She was eliminated, apparently. I think it's phase two now. Oh, well.

Celebrities know that these autograph hunters exist and most of them know to avoid them, Ben (that's Ben on the left behind here, right?) even thinks they're just autograph hunters. In this video, Lana leaves when she notices that the guy's just an autograph hunter:

Well, this has nothing to do with Lana, it's those people wanting to sell autographs and therefore taking time she could actually spent with her fans.

I just screamed 2 times when her car arrived, i was so shocked. but only two short "AHHHHHH"s, like 2 seconds or smth like that. and she was still sitting in the car. so it soesn't matter
 
PS: @LoveLanaLikeLife, i'm so amused to see myself in your avatar :hacute: it was awesome...

She spends enough time in England that she should be considered British artist by now. :mhm:

OMG that's getting into the "cruel" zone!
I'm assuming that Chuck and Charlie and the rest of her family still call her Lizzy though, right? Or do they all respect her creativity and call her Lana? Imagine them all at Thanksgiving. There is that one aunt that is kind out of the loop with the rest of the family. She casually turns and speaks to Lana from across the table, to make some small chat. "Hey Lizzy, you still seeing that Jimmy guy? The one from the AA meeting?"  

These are all perfect, your so talented... I made a video for yayo once, it reached 6000 views and they took it down, I was so upset, I think I may start making some more again, I love editing movies together its so fun

These would make goood emoticons...

it sounded painful and i felt with her 

it sounded painful and i felt with her 

I feel like that would turn into a real big awkward moment.

Wait, I'm so confused. Who are the people in the car? Who are the people stopping them from moving off and why are they doing that?

I think this is related to this, idk but do you guys remember hearing about how crazy paparazzi got after one of Lana's shows and she got really upset and had to be rushed out?? Here is a video taken by a fan..shows how crazy paparazzi will get for their shot. (If you look closely, you can see her hair and the glimmer of her hair band, she's surrounded by guards) I mean they are on these fan's car.. so crazy.. and then the fighting right after.. can't really blame Lana's manager for wanting to get her out of there quickly. Kinda wonder if they're going to even allow her to come out after shows this time around
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PyxMbOXPqA
 
 
but then like this video, there aren't any paparazzi and the fans behave and its all sweet aw
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_A3lDhLDuE
 
Fan: "My name is Danielle Darling.. that's my real name."
Lana: "You have to be a movie star!!"

Didn't she say in an interview that she finds it crazy when she comments on a youtube video saying 'shutup' and everyone buzzes over it? Maybe this could be the case with her facebook & twitter. I don't want her to be a constant tweeter. It would be better if she tweeted like once a week, like random words or quotes or even lyrics
But she said in an interview that she only uses social networks to promo?
I feel that she is somewhat insecure about posting. When she wasn't famous, she always used to right statuses on her personal facebook, and then as soon as she got famous, like june 2011, she suddenly stopped posting.
I want to see more posts like this: