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Maybe the Amerifats are right sometimes 

AHAHAHAH I FUKKEN KNEW IT.

When I saw the cover I said to myself "F@gs are gonna lose it because it's going to look ugly as fuck on their walls" and I was RIGHT.

(I myself would like something more majestic as album art, HOWEVER, I've got plenty of albums with lackluster covers that make it up on my displays from time to time, so I'm truly unbothered)
 

Except the bland minimalism actually does have some vision. She's been on some vibe about "UK Rave bangers techno party rager club" shit, and if you've ever actually gone into a lot of those genres and sub-genres behind it (house, rave, dnb, breakbeat, techno, hardstyle, etc.), those albums and covers - there's shit that's been released that's vinyl only, sometimes it's literally just a blank white label slipcase with a sticker on it. Pulling from my own knowledge/experience - my ex is a DJ and he plays, exclusively, these genres, and specifically a lot of ones that originated and came out of the UK rave and music scene. He also exclusively only spins vinyl when he's performing at clubs, and his collection is filled with plain black records, in simple solid slipcases and covers, with next to no other details on them aside from random stickers or sharpie marks and that's it. That's just how that whole movement rolls.
 
The minimalism of the cover does actually pay a lil homage to the genres and vibe she's been talking about pulling from, so while it's boring as shit, it DOES fit the bill, as much as everyone is yucking the yum.

In the city/hot in it and crash were sooooooo alt ugh so alternative and off the wall and weird

All the photos from this era give me a natural ray of light/homogenic vibe and then the cover looks completely different.

All the photos from this era give me a natural ray of light/homogenic vibe and then the cover looks completely different.

That was a 2013 moment where everyone was doing that 

That was a 2013 moment where everyone was doing that 

with the bafoonery of releasing Blame it on Your Love (feat. Lizzo)  two years after track 10…. i literally wouldn’t even doubt it 

Beg for you(solo) is the second single btw 

The shoot reminds me of bjoke 

Let me wait and see for the full album before I bitch- I wonder if she’ll do any ties in with faces of death for promo

Maybe the Amerifats are right sometimes 

Like it could fit on femme fatale 

And this is how we broker peace: over stupidly overpriced "mediterranean" salads.

(Harissa chicken and dressing FUCK ME UPPPPPP)

Von Dutch is SO bad

I feel like these same gays who are saying house music is overdone and the album will be bad were just gagging with all of us not even like 3 days ago about boiler room and britpop, but maybe I’m crazy ?

When in the city gets revived on tik tok and goes top 10 in the UK what then 
More Sam smith collabs incoming 

Music has evolved a lot and house doesn’t cut it anymore, but they’re not going to release the best song as the first single anymore like in 2010

Like it could fit on femme fatale 

Hot In It and Out Out are complete bangers, so this just made me excited to hear the full song thank you 
 
EDIT: You actually said "Hot Girl" (not Hot In It) but that song is actually a bigger banger than the two I mentioned so my statement stands

I blasted Von Dutch, I live next to a primary school, I'm yassifying those children.

This is.. a mid album opener at best. Highkey disappointed tbh...

Xcx rare exclusive single soon selena Gomez streaming removal- limited time only!!

If it bombs maybe it will be atapd  
then it really will be a rare release