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*makes a random live stream at 2 in the morning California time*
 
"Hi kids, here's my new album. It's on Apple Music. You're going to love it. It's a lot like Born to Die. My favorite track is the jazz one. Okay, lots of love."
 
*blows a kiss and waves before pointing the camera up to the ceiling for the next 30 seconds while the faint sound of an Elon Musk lecture plays in the background*
 
*Camera turns off and we do not hear from her for the next three years except when she hangs out with Father John Misty and/or spots a spider in her home* 

I don't care about sales too, but I do wish for more people to appreciate her art and listen to her songs. 

The production sounds kinda tired I mean I get the same kind of feel with born to die but luckily the strings saved it and made it feel timeless cry baby doesn't have that

Omg why is she talking about lordes music concentrate on your own namely info on the damn mixtape she's becoming sky 2.0

I love Charli forgetting mixtapes that are probably better than the albums that accompany them due to label interference

I like to think charli reads here sometimes and imagine how she reacts lol

On another topic what type of music do you think she'll do next once she ditches pc/bubble gum bass in a year

I'm not being funny but she needs to say something instead of posting hinty lyrics on Twitter after hinting that it's not coming out like clear up the situation

I've done further inspection and didn't she do a concert by a graveyard?

So do you all think she's actually a Satanist?
Hang on isn't put the radio on about channelling her boyfriends dead spirit

Omg I really hate her 12 year old fans that believe every random snippet of instrumental is a leak. Like it could be just a squeaky toy played on loop and they'd either be like "OMG SOUNDS SO GOOD!! CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS ON HER NEXT ALBUM" or "NOW IT'S NEVER COMING BECAUSE MELANIE SAID SHE WON'T RELEASE LEAKED MUSIC, I HATE YOU. #CRYBABIESRESPECTTHEARTIST"

You guys are so dramatic. Lana Del Rey is not Lorde, Katy perry or lady Gaga. She is NOT going to be some radio queen and some worldwide fame whore who sings on every award show and is on every tv show. Either get used to it or move on. Jesus.
 
Lana will continue to slay everyone with her music and sell out tours REGARDLESS of being played on radio or any of this other mess you seem to be so concerned about.
 
She's an indie artist. Get used to it or stan Lorde.

hmm that's not true. I mean, nowadays indie and alternative are almost the same thing to a lot of ppl and the media. These days, Indie is more about an style (not just aesthetics, of course), not about being or not on a major label company  

Let's stop being negative now neither are wannabe pop stars and both have made excellent albums in their own right

Also her vocal lessons have made her voice very charli xcx which is kinda a bad thing because charli already sounds like Gwen but British

Let's stop being negative now neither are wannabe pop stars and both have made excellent albums in their own right

Let's stop being negative now neither are wannabe pop stars and both have made excellent albums in their own right

Let's stop being negative now neither are wannabe pop stars and both have made excellent albums in their own right

Girl needs to steal the spotlight away from Lorde again by announcing BAR tomorrow

This is going around Facebook. Get that promo girl yes!!

She should keep up the car theme and have a cover of her running over all the gays that leaked her shit 

Listened without the video and was less distracted. I'm still getting ~Lorde cuz it sounds like No Better plus Ribs, but the verses are a bit ugly/I need to get used to them. I'll let her serve a generic chorus tho, I like it

People saying they're disappointed and don't like the song then saying why isn't hate  .............................

me af
i love it so much, ok it's nothing spectacular if we consider the long wait but it's good and i'm happy. i relly love the video too and the cover for the single/album is A MASTERPIECE 

I think everyone is complaining because she didnt made another minimal song about being poor, young and sad.  The song is good imo. If she made the same style over and over, people would be complaining that she's repeating herself. She is doing what she wants to do, it's HER career.
 
If you don't like it, why you here tho? Just so everyone can notice your amazing power of spreading hate
 
 
BTW, whats up with everyone putting Lana vs Lorde? I thought some of you were pro-feminism, putting women against each other is such a nice thing to do, right? Um