HeadBitch

I secretly want Emile Haynie and his iconic samples and strings back 

oh ahahah

This has been one of the BEST waking ups I've had in a while... you got me dancing while I'm still drinking my damn coffee and spilled some...
 
Charli, her team and her label are FOOLS not to have this song on True Romance. Right within the next 30 seconds after listening I knew that this was Track #13 album outro material. It just needed a little additional dark synth-production to match the rest of the album and it would have been a highlight. 
 
And to @1000Times sis... You are the true MVP. I don't even know what to say to praise this moment that you created today. This song was just as powerful to leak as Ruby Tuesday and I'm forever grateful.
 
I just wish @Madrigal was here to enjoy this moment with us. Wherever you are sis, we WON. I dedicate this moment to our pure dedication, lurking, contacting producers and research we did back in 2012/2013 and really, this song was our main goal... God heard our prayers. 
 
 
 

a right one 

Just Dance (Rough Laptop Demo) 
https://krakenfiles.com/view/FSBz6rlIQa/file.html
 
Poker Face (Early Demo)
https://krakenfiles.com/view/EryBqta5Nb/file.html
 
Hair (Mix 5)
https://krakenfiles.com/view/GDkfh3JARn/file.html
 
Swine (In Progress Mix 1)
https://krakenfiles.com/view/2JMP9aKqEs/file.html
 
DJWS Confirmed Swine Mix is real so it’s assumed the rest are real too

Waimea Bay's Official Nominations
Most Active: @Embach @Come With Me @Veinsineon @ivory almond @youronetimebeautyqueen04
Status Updater: @venice biotch @Wait For Life @Dark Angel
Best Username: @Bjorks taco truck @Lindsay Lohan
Best Profile Pic: @Elle @Rorman Nockwell @lmdr @Lake Placid @Pico Ocean Boulevard
Best Signature: @That Venice Bitch @shadesofblue @sparklrtrailrheaven @lemonade motorcycle heaven
Best Taste: @Daytona Beach Sparkler
Nicest Member: @Embach
Veteran Member: @Dark Angel @Beautiful Loser @Veinsineon @HeadBitch
Best New Member: @ldrzodiac @Without You @motel six @Liz Daw
Underrated Member: @Without You @sparklrtrailrheaven @shadesofblue @ultr4violense @Dua Lipa
Best Banned Member: @Prettiest Boy In Country Music @lanaismamom @spinmeround 
Most Missed Sis: @plastiscguy @southbeachswing
Biggest Stan: @Elle
Hybrid Fan: @Veinsineon @jimmyjimmycocoapuff 
Peacekeeper: Mods and Elle
Bartender: @TrashMagiq @Beautiful Loser @The Stargirl Pinky
Be My Daddy: @Elle @taco truck @shadesofblue @Mer
Big Eyes: @venice biotch
Lipster of the year: @Embach @Elle @Dark Angel

When she changes her mind and the first single is not Henry, but a mid-tempo rock bop in the vein of Sky Ferreira with electric guitars, bass and drums.

We’re actually not getting 13 tracks. Not even 12. We’re actually getting 13! albums

Not her being up rn and posting the Roses Bloom for You snippet

There is nobody funnier in the world of music.

thinking about when come to my party leaked on a site for christian church sermons

For years I’ve been saying !Francheskaar! sounds like it could be a TikTok hit,,, It was really imminent that TikTok would latch onto it

Take this instead
 
Black Roses (Demo w diff verses)
Fixed link
https://mega.nz/file/rtsTECxC#SYX9OkCeyVCK4QEaYyJK3OG8coLWx7ugK1NGYYVHDbM

why no one talking about real spike mixes leaking for XCX world? or did they leak before and i missed it, i thought the gaise only had the stems exports
there's something funny that this 60 year old dad not only sat down and listened to a revolutionary alboom like xcx world to master it but also is the reason why we have it, he was instrumental in gay culture, the biggest ally whether he knows it or not. like thank you daddy i'm sure there are several analboarders who'd suck you off for this.
 

 
but also why charli wiki says only 3 official bounce versions exist, someone is lying cause i've seen that song get leaked 49 times in the last 10 years BAWNS BAWNS #merryxcxmas #unbanSIS
 

I finally submitted my votes
 
I would love to be nominated for Veteran Member, alongside @Beautiful Loser @Rorman Nockwell @DCooper @sparklrtrailrheaven and @HeadBitch
 
I endorse @Daytona Beach Sparkler for Best New Member
 
@TrashMagiq for Funniest Member
 
@Pico Ocean Boulevard @American Whore @Future Jazz @Embach and @littleredpartydress for Best Taste
 
Thread of the Year should go to the wedding or Coachella night 1
 
For Performance of the Year, I think Primavera Sound Barcelona and especially Porto were phenomenal shows. I still watch the Porto one. Also Reading and Leeds. Coachella Night 1 only for how much of a monumental moment it was for her; the intro, the looks, the stage all that but the delivery itself felt hollow to me, it lacked the confidence and energy she had on later shows.
 
Photoshoot of the Year goes to the "I Love Sluts" one. It was super stylish and cool.
 
Leak of the Year... obviously Zodiac.

we're bout to jump into a new year but we still dont have Go Up, Barbie Girl, Wannabe, Bad World *in full*, Drive Fast and MOONLIGHT SOLO... what a shame

wow i always knew bottles belonged in that universe!  and god bless the X3X well that seems to never run dry of titles
 
 
inshallah we start hearing them!

Original text file from xcx world sessions
 

couple years ago i shared a bunch of XBOX WORLD era titles which some leaked and some still haven't 
in the spirit of XCXMAS i'll now be sharing more titles xoxo
 
CHERRY
WORK HARD PLAY HARDER
ROOF OF THE HOUSE
BACK TO WHERE WE WERE
SYNCHRONIZE
ALL I WANT
QUARTERBACK
ONLY LUV (JACK ANTONOFF SESSION, MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE RECORDED)
 
these were songs she thought of as STRONG/IMPORTANT in APRIL 2016:
 
AFTER PARTY
COME TO MY PARTY
WORK HARD PLAY HARDER
WHAT YOU GONNA DO NOW
WOW YEAH
GLOW
WON'T BACK DOWN
COMING DOWN LIKE WOAH (RUNAWAY)
WATERFALL
DIE FOR YOU
CAN YOU HEAR ME
NO ANGEL
NO ROMEO
BOUNCE
I WANNA BE WITH U
BABY GIRL
QUEEN LIZZY
PULL THE TRIGGER (THIS IS "HEARTBEAT", SHE WAS STILL NOT DONE WRITING IT BUT WANTED TO FINISH & RECORD FOR ALBOOM) 
GOOD GIRLS
VROOM VROOM
DADDY KNOWS
TROPHY
PARADISE
GIRLS NIGHT OUT
THE MOMENT (TO BE PITCHED)
 
random:
 
BE THERE (RITA ORA WAS TAKING THIS)
HELIUM (SHE THOUGHT IT WAS STRONG BUT NEEDED A MORE "POP" DIRECTION)
 

She said charts AND arts. I hope DWAS is the last song on the album because I'm sure it will stick out.

𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖐 𝕬𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖑 𝕰𝖓𝖉𝖔𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖘...
𝕱𝖔𝖗 𝕸𝖔𝖘𝖙 𝕬𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖛𝖊... @Embach @Mer @venice biotch @Veinsineon
 
𝕱𝖔𝖗 𝕾𝖙𝖆𝖙𝖚𝖘 𝖀𝖕𝖉𝖆𝖙𝖊𝖗... @Embach @Mer @venice biotch @annedauphine
 
𝕱𝖔𝖗 𝕭𝖊𝖘𝖙 𝖀𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖓𝖆𝖒𝖊... @Daytona Beach Sparkler @The Sun Also Rises
 
𝕱𝖔𝖗 𝕭𝖊𝖘𝖙 𝕻𝖗𝖔𝖋𝖎𝖑𝖊 𝕻𝖎𝖈𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖊... @Elle @HeadBitch @lmdr @The Sun Also Rises 
 
𝕱𝖔𝖗 𝕭𝖊𝖘𝖙 𝕾𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖊... @prettywhenimhigh @boom like that @Elle @sparklrtrailrheaven
 
𝕱𝖔𝖗 𝕭𝖊𝖘𝖙 𝕿𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊... @Embach @The Sun Also Rises @Pico Ocean Boulevard
 
𝕱𝖔𝖗 𝕹𝖎𝖈𝖊𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖊𝖒𝖇𝖊𝖗... @Embach @The Sun Also Rises @shadesofblue @taco truck
 
𝕱𝖔𝖗 𝖁𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖓 𝕸𝖊𝖒𝖇𝖊𝖗... @Beautiful Loser @HeadBitch @Rorman Nockwell @Veinsineon @PARADIXO
 
𝕱𝖔𝖗 𝕭𝖊𝖘𝖙 𝕹𝖊𝖜 𝕸𝖊𝖒𝖇𝖊𝖗... @Daytona Beach Sparkler @motel six @venice biotch
 
𝕱𝖔𝖗 𝖀𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖊𝖉 𝕸𝖊𝖒𝖇𝖊𝖗... @Platinum Greenwich @boom like that @Cherry Blossom @daphnedinkley
 
𝕱𝖔𝖗 𝕭𝖊𝖘𝖙 𝕭𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖉 𝕸𝖊𝖒𝖇𝖊𝖗... @The Siren
 
𝕱𝖔𝖗 𝕸𝖔𝖘𝖙 𝕸𝖎𝖘𝖘𝖊𝖉 𝕾𝖎𝖘... @X8deletedUserX (they were the only other type o negative fan here...) @southbeachswing @plastiscguy
 
𝕱𝖔𝖗 𝕭𝖎𝖌𝖌𝖊𝖘𝖙 𝕾𝖙𝖆𝖓... @Elle @lizzyology @Pico Ocean Boulevard @Three White Butterflies
 
𝕱𝖔𝖗 𝕳𝖞𝖇𝖗𝖎𝖉 𝕱𝖆𝖓... @TrashMagiq @Mer @Cherry Blossom
 
𝕱𝖔𝖗 𝕻𝖊𝖆𝖈𝖊𝖐𝖊𝖊𝖕𝖊𝖗... @Quincy @NikoGo @fishtails
 
𝕱𝖔𝖗 𝕭𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖗... @The Stargirl Pinky @TrashMagiq @Veinsineon @ultrabanisters
 
𝕱𝖔𝖗 𝕭𝖊 𝕸𝖞 𝕯𝖆𝖉𝖉𝖞... @Mer @taco truck @mssainttropez @shadesofblue
 
𝕱𝖔𝖗 𝕭𝖎𝖌 𝕰𝖞𝖊𝖘... @Trash Magic @I Come In Peace @venice biotch
 
𝕱𝖔𝖗 𝕵𝖆𝖈𝖐 𝕬𝖓𝖙𝖎-𝕹𝖔𝖋𝖋... @ivory almond
 
𝕱𝖔𝖗 𝕾𝖊𝖑𝖋-𝕷𝖔𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕻𝖔𝖊𝖙... @Liz Taylor Blues
 
𝕱𝖔𝖗 𝕷𝖎𝖕𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝕺𝖋 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖄𝖊𝖆𝖗... @Pantene123 @Mer @Veinsineon

I was so gagged at all the love and nominations and mentions that I needed to take some time to think of how to respond, campaign, etc.....
 i truly thought i had entered my Kardashian era here on LB in the sense that I feel like overexposed and loud and annoying sometimes. almost as if the thought of posting meant people would see it and be like "ohhhhh brother this guy again?!??!" Maybe that's bc i spent a good portion of the year on Mod Queue..... BUT! I survived, I grew, and NEVERTHELESS
 

 
Youve all helped me feel like I have a community still here on the internet when it seems like every other platform is crashing and burning
 
 
 
literally
SO grateful for all my fellow lanaboardians and may the most freshly caught tuna tartare come out with the tightest tuck!
 
 
special shoutouts to @Embach my sister to the grave,,, we don't actually talk much, but i regularly find youre always in my corner when there are pressing matters afoot... girl u so special!!! <3
 
@ultrabanisters i literally cant type up a thank you bc itll come off corny AF but youre literally my twin flame on LB. like. DOWNNNNNNNN
 
@The Stargirl Pinky learning you were a MAN this year truly blew my mind... can I even call you my sister?!?!? I LOVE YOU POOKIE
 
@That Venice Bitch i always thought you hated me, or like had it out for me, but in reality you usually just clock me when i need it most. Im grateful for you! <3
 
@Elle <3 wat can be said? U are mother eternal....
 
@sparklrtrailrheaven youre so funny and I  have a lot of love for the girls who have managed to stick around all this time
 
@Lindsay Lohan im grateful for you pookie 030 even though i suck at showing it 
 
@Beautiful Loser Had i known hozier fans were so hard to come by irl I wouldve slid into your thread so long ago!!! I feel like we've grown just the TINIEST bit closer over the last year and I kinda love it.
 
 
@jimmyjimmycocoapuff you funny ass bitch, ily
 
@boom like that for always being there, saying what everyone is thinking, and helping relieve the tension with comedy
 
@TrashMagiq for being an absolute icon
 
@shadesofblue we haven't spoken much. but i absolutely adore your presence here!!
 
@Come With Me for being an angel <3
 
@111 because youre like the judy garland to my liza minnelli 
 
@Candy Necklace because i love your posts
 
@Terrence Loves Me because everyone loves the local jester!
 
@DCooper for being one of my favourite users on this forum
 
@Mer cus thats my literal daughter yall.... if 111 the Judy.... you my Paula! 
 
@HeadBitch for being the literal head bitch
 
@NikoGo for always giving it to us straight, we love a rational legend
 
and @lizzyology <3 u will always be loved legend. 
 
sorry if i forgot anyone, im never really good at these kind of things 
 
i also have NO CLUE who im nominating for what, but everyone above has my endorsement for anything and everything!
 

If you have a difficult time choosing people to nominate, I'm going to make it easier for you by endorsing some of the members here who in my opinion deserve a nomination here (and yes, I'm going to put more than 5 here):
 
Most Active: @Dark Angel @Lana Del Dufrene @BethDufreneOnTheBayouByYou @bluechemtrails @Beautiful Loser @venice biotch @honeymoon is alive @The Sun Also Rises
Why? Because they're always here to make great posts and updates and I'm glad to see them here every day!
 
Best Status Updater: @Mer @Dark Angel @venice biotch @laurita @Elle @Cult Leader @The Sun Also Rises @annedauphine @jimmyjimmycocoapuff @ultrabanisters @motel six
Why? Because they share their interesting thoughts about Lana, music or life! Just great to read in general!
 
Best Taste: @Pico Ocean Boulevard @Dark Angel @The Sun Also Rises @Come With Me @The Stargirl Pinky @audreysdance @laurita @Veinsineon
Why? Because they're the fans of one of the best Lana songs and albums, also many great musicians! (and perhaps it's my bias because their tastes are very similar to mine)
 
Nicest Member: @laurita @The Sun Also Rises @audreysdance @shadesofblue @Rock Candy @Pico Ocean Boulevard @never2heaven @daphnedinkley @venice biotch @mssainttropez @Cult Leader @Dark Angel @Black to Blue @fishtails @Bonita @taco truck @honeymoon is alive @Elle @motel six @Beautiful Loser
Why? Because they're amazing people who lit the forum up with their heartfelt kindness and sweetness when we need the most!
 
Hybrid Fan: @Cherry Blossom @Rorman Nockwell @DeadSeaOfMercury @Veinsineon @Lana Del Dufrene @ultrabanisters @Ultra Violet @The Sun Also Rises
Why? Their stan catalogue consists many amazing musicians and also have kept the threads of different musicians here alive!
 
Best Username: @Make me your Dream Life @BethDufreneOnTheBayouByYou @Fuck Our Generation @Stoned Mary in the Garden @Thats why they call me Dita @box of broken laces
Why? There's something about long usernames that is so iconic and memorable. Also some of the names have some of the coolest Lana's lines!
 
Best Profile Photo: @The Sun Also Rises @Rock Candy @Cult Leader @ionut @prettywhenimhigh
Why? Because their profile photos are so aesthetically pleasing, one of the most beautiful gifs (or edits) of Lana!
 
Best Signature: @Make me your Dream Life @Thats why they call me Dita @Pico Ocean Boulevard @motel six @SalvaWHORE @taco truck
Why? Their signatures have aesthetically pleasing gifs/photos/quotes as well that compliment their profile!
 
Underrated Member: @Pico Ocean Boulevard @Ultra Violet @Deadly Nightshade @jimmyjimmycocoapuff @americangothic @boom like that @prettywhenimhigh @never2heaven @Candy Necklace @stupidapartmentcomplex @Bonita @Escapism
Why? They have been delivering some of the best thoughts and posts in this forum that needs more attention!!!
 
Best New Member: @venice biotch @laurita @audreysdance @motel six @ldrzodiac @Waimea Bay @Tartoes
Why? They're the future legends who have been carrying LanaBoards with their great content even though most of them have been here for less than a year!
 
Veteran Member: PLEASE NOMINATE @Lum THEY HAVE BEEN ON LANABOARDS SINCE ITS BEGINNING, SEPTEMBER 8TH, 2012
Also, please nominate @PARADIXO @Veinsineon @Dark Angel @Coney Island King @Beautiful Loser @Make me your Dream Life @Elle @pin up galore
Why? Because they have become the legends of this forum who have carried this forum for a very long time!
 
Biggest Stan: @Elle @Dark Angel @HeadBitch @blackenedrussianpoetry 
Why? Their knowledge about Lana is impressive and I have learned about Lana a lot through them!
 
Peace Keeper: Elle & the Mods
Why? Because without them, LanaBoards would be in shambles!
 
Also please nominate @ivory almond for Best Bartender (their posts have had really great humor!) and Best Audio Artist, also @Lana Del Dufrene for Best Audio Artist and @kallumlavigne @Come With Me for Best Artist! They're so talented in their art! And also nominate @mssainttropez for Be My Daddy Award, even Marina Diamandis reposted her photo on Instagram Stories!!! @Liz Taylor Blues @Make me your Dream Life @Nectar Of The Puss for Best Blogger for making good blog content!
 
Thread Of The Year: LDR As A Rat
Why? It has every reason to win this award: great humor, creativity and fun!
 
Lipster Of The Year: @Mer @Dark Angel @HeadBitch @Elle @Veinsineon @DeadSeaOfMercury @venice biotch @Make me your Dream Life @ultrabanisters
Why? Because they have kept this forum alive with their iconic posts, witty thoughts and just great content throughout the year!

Welcome to the 2024 Lipsters Awards!
 It's that time of year again! Our annual Lipsters Awards is our website's own awards ceremony where we all come together to honour all the members, music, moments, memories, and messiness that make our community what it is.
 
I am pleased to announce that nominations are NOW OPEN from today until January 1st at 12am ET. We will then move on to our voting period, and the official awards ceremony will take place on Saturday, January 18th - so clear your calendars for the festivities! 
Below, you will see a list of this year's 39 categories (5 new categories are being introduced this year!) and a brief description of what each award entails. For this nomination period, please visit the link below and nominate up to 5 entries per category that you wish to see win an award. The top 5 nominees in each category will advance to the voting round where we will then vote for our winners. Try to think of a number and variety of options! (Note: Please be sure to separate each nomination in the category by hitting the RETURN key in the form - this is preferred rather than using a comma to separate. Once you submit your nominations, please comment that you have done so or DM @admin as only one nomination ticket is permitted per member, and this ensures that nominations are submitted fairly.)
If you can't think of enough nominations, please try your best and submit all that you can! You all have a little over two weeks to come up with your nominations, so please feel free to take your time to consider who/what you would like to nominate. I have not made it mandatory for every field to be completed, and although it is highly encouraged that you try to submit multiple nominations for each category, I have done this so all feel comfortable submitting nominations even if you aren't familiar enough with our member base to nominate for every category. Also, for those who wish to be nominated, please feel free to begin your campaigns below, or campaign for other members you think deserve some awards!
I look forward to hosting this year's annual ceremony with you all again! The annual Lipsters Awards are always my among my favourite days we have on here, and I anticipate them each year. I love how we can all come together to have our own special day all about us. It's the perfect way to begin our year as we pay tribute to the last. Wishing everyone lots of love and luck! x
 
 
 
SUBMIT YOUR NOMINATIONS HERE
 
 
 

Even without our notorious “Time Online” tracker that is now just a burning memory, at this point I’m sure we all can recognise who our most repeat visitors are! The Most Active award will be bestowed upon the member that frequently blesses us with their posts. Also thanks for boosting our AdSense revenue - your interest really made stacks out of it for me (jk I wish) xx
 
 
 

Sometimes a thought isn’t worth a thread post, and that’s okay! The recipient of the Status Updater award is the one who makes the best use out of our Status Update feature to let us know their thoughts for the day, their favourite new tunes, their drunken rambles, and the like. (& with the abundance of new random threads still constantly being created, I greatly thank the ones who utilise this feature instead when appropriate.)
 
 
 

Whether it be a Lana reference or pun, an iconic song title, or just a purely imaginative name, we all have that one member whose name makes us smile, and the Best Username award is for that special someone.
 
 
 

For the Worst Username award... well... we will just assume your first option was already taken.
 
 
 

 Members are allowed to creatively express themselves through their profile picture, and the Best Profile Picture award honours our favourites. Whether it be a beautiful photograph of Lana, an image of their lovely self, another iconic artist, a stunning artwork, or just an aesthetically pleasing image, let's show some love to the little square images we all associate our members with.
 
 
 

With the best must come with the worst. To oppose the previous award, our new Worst Profile Picture award honours the profile images that give us all a little jumpscare when we see them. Perhaps it's time for a change.
 
 
 

This is the first of the five new awards we've added this year! A member's signature gives a deeper insight into who they are. Whether it be their favourite quote or lyric, carefully selected imagery to match their profile picture, a graphic they designed themselves, or just something they feel truly defines them, the Best Signature award will honour whose signature you admire seeing after every post they make.
 
 

Even I myself can't deny that I have at times turned off viewing signatures because some members' signature are just way too much to tolerate. Whether it be a catastrophe of multiple gifs that slows down page loading, a certain artist you despise that you can't stand seeing after every post a member makes, or any other general eyesore, the new Worst Signature award will give that member a hint that perhaps it is time to switch their signature, or just get rid of it completely.
 
 
 

The Best Taste award is to honour the member who is the embodiment of true taste. Their opinions are like Gucci (all over their body.)  Let’s discuss this – they’re disgusting, you’re delicious.
 
 
 

Well, you can’t agree with everyone. Opposite from our previous award, the Worst Taste award is for the one whose opinions leave others questioning. We’re sorry, but we still love you anyway.  
 
 
 

This award is reserved for our own America’s Sweetheart who always keeps it sugary sweet. Let’s show our appreciation for those who make LanaBoards an enjoyable place to be with the Nicest Member award.
 
 
 

No negativity on this site, thank u. But it happens sometimes. This award is for our feisty pitbull who takes no shame in digging their claws in every now and then. Take your Rudest Member award, and then maybe chill out.
 
 
 

Old is gold. This award is to honour our member who has continued to come back year after year despite the madness, the one who has become truly embedded within LanaBoards culture. Give a salute as we honour the right person who has stayed with us with the Veteran Member award.
(Note: Only accounts who have joined before August 2019 are eligible for this award)
 
 
 

 
Old may be gold, but new can be diamonds! The Best New Member award is for our favourite new face, who thankfully hasn’t been scared away yet. We'd like to think that you will stick around.
(Note: Only accounts who have joined after August 2023 are eligible for this award) 
 
 
 

Everybody loves an underdog. The Underrated Member award is for the member who you feel doesn’t get enough credit around here and deserves their flowers. We won’t let you die an underdog in vain.
 
 
 

Though I truly resent this award each year, at this point it has become tradition. As our member graveyard grows slowly but surely each year, the Best Banned Member award is to honour someone who is no longer here with us due to their own naughtiness. Perhaps a legend in their own right, pour out a drink for our fallen sisters with this award. (in b4 it’s all the same person in 5 different variants.)
 
 
 

The Most Missed Sis award is for someone who isn't necessarily a banned member, but for one who unfortunately hasn't been around for a while on their own accord. Who do you miss seeing? Who do you want to have their comeback era? Let them know through this award.
 
 
 

This one is for the top Lipster, Lanatic, Lanita, Little F*cker, Vintage Kid, or whatever else you want to call us Lana stans. Whether it be because of their huge Lana collection, their knowledge of Lana’s life history, their frequency at live shows, or just their general massive appreciation for Lana, the Biggest Stan award will honour the true ride or die (bitch.)
 
 
 

“When will people be over her? I am a Hater.” Although this is a whole forum dedicated to Lana herself, we do have those members who give her a hard time, and that’s why I cross my fingers that Lana doesn’t visit here too often. Although I don’t endorse the hatred, perhaps the Biggest Lana Hater award can give a little hint-hint nudge-nudge to ease off… or just add more fuel to the fire.
 
 
 

Although this is a Lana forum, we have plenty of members who are here solely for our entertainment section, which makes up a huge portion of our site. So, who’s your favourite Angel? Your favourite Little Ferrari? Your favourite Diamond? Your favourite Crybaby? Your favourite Swiftie? The Hybrid Fan award is our special thanks to a member who continues to visit, even if Lana isn’t their primary reason for their stay. Everyone is welcome a seat at the table.
 
 
 

It’s no doubt that LanaBoards can be a war zone, and this award is for the member who always tries to keep the peace so our world can keep dancing. Whether it be a moderator or an unofficial officer, let’s honour the member who walks into the depth of the fire to put out the flames with the Peace Keeper award. I’ll also be taking note of these nominees as possible future mods, or those mods who deserve an extra pat on the back. Appreciate ya. 
 
 
 

The Attention Whore award is to give a gentle nudge that this place is in fact LanaBoards, not ____Boards. No disrespect here, just honesty.
 
 
 
 

A new special award - and one that we definitely should have already had! It is only proper that we finally thank those whose humourous posts keep the site's love alive. The Bartender Award - for Funniest Member will honour the member whose posts never fail to make us go "ha ha ha ha!"
 
 
 
 

If LanaBoards had a dating app, who would be your super like? Who has you drooling in the Pictures of You thread? The Be My Daddy Award - for Hottest Member is to honour the hottest of the hot, whether you’re a daddy, mommy, or sexy enby.
 
 
 
 

Whether it be someone who has a meltdown over every single Lana notification or just simply cannot hold themselves back from falling apart all over the boards letting their head spin like a ballerina, the Queen of Disaster Award - for Biggest Drama Queen is for them. A little extra dramatics never hurt anyone. Most of the time.
 
 
 
 

Which member’s posts give you continuous war flashbacks, the same kind of feeling you get whenever you see a picture of a typewritten message posted on IG? The Q.F.T.C Award - for Most Problematic Member is for them, and I hope their own QFTC proclamation awaits.
 
 
 
 

Perhaps this is a member who is no stranger to the mod queue or one that maybe you think deserves to have their unhinged posts moderated before public view. (Disclaimer that the winner of the Mod Queue Award - for Most Annoying Member award will not actually receive mod queue for it... At least not yet, anyway.)
 
 
 
 

LanaBoards houses so much talent within our member base, and the Big Eyes Award - for Best Artist honours our true artists – whether it be for their physical or digital art, we truly have so much talent here. I will also be taking notes for future site theme design help xx
 
 
 
 

We have talent of all kinds here, including those who are masters of audio art! Whose remixes have tricked you into believing a demo of a Lana song leaked on the site that shall not be named? Who do you wish will be Lana’s next core producer? Let them know with the Jack Anti-noff Award - for Best Audio Artist, and perhaps you could rival Mr. Antonoff for production credits on LDR11. 
 
 
 
 

As I do have to pay extra to keep the Blog section alive, you bet damn well I’m going to honour the members who actually use it. Perhaps the Self-Loathing Poet Award - for Best Blogger may even inspire others to make their life their poetry, aside from their lovemaking being their legacy (or whatever you like to post in there.)
 
 
 

Every year, there is always one certain thread that gives us that lust for life that keeps this site alive. The Thread of the Year award is to honour that thread and all the chaos and wonderfulness that ensued within it. We wouldn’t be without it.
 
 
 

As Lana proclaimed at the 2015 Golden Globes Awards, “Well, I love drama!” Whether it be site-related drama or Lana-related drama, there is never a dry day in the Lana Fandom. The Drama of the Year award is for the little extra spice within the fandom that took the cake this year.
Note: Please only nominate drama related to Lana or LanaBoards. Do not nominate any off-site drama, even if it involved our members.
 
 
 

A new grand award! We have had so many iconic performances this year that it is only right that we honour the best, especially as we gear up for Lana's upcoming sold-out UK & Ireland stadium tour. Whether you loved a particular concert's setlist, outfits, vocals, special guests, or if you simply enjoyed watching either in person or via livestream, the Performance of the Year award will honour the show that will live down in herstory.
 
Eligible performances:
 
 
 

"If you become a fashion icon, I'm gonna kill myself!" - Chuck Grant
Someone do a wellness check on Chuck as with the dream team (Molly, Etienne, and Anna supremacy) on her side, Lana served us multiple stunning looks this year. From red carpet and special event looks that left us gagged in our Appearances section, to her upgraded concert style, to even random serves on the street, Lana did not let us forget that she will forever be young and beautiful, and this new Look of the Year award will honour the most delectable serve.  
 
 
 

  Lana not only blesses us with her beautiful voice, but also her beautiful self captured in photographs. It's always an exciting day when a new photoshoot is published, with fans perhaps using the opportunity to select that next photo to use as their phone lockscreen or computer wallpaper so they can have a constant reminder of their favourite face. As an individual who is beautiful both inside and out, let's honour our queen's outer beauty with the returning Photoshoot of the Year award.
*Please nominate up to 5 of your favourite Lana photoshoots of this year. The top 5 will continue to the next voting round.*
 
Eligible photoshoots:
 
 
 

Though a controversial topic at times, leaks are undoubtedly a part of Lana stan culture, and we had quite a bountiful year this year! Which locked-away masterpiece that broke away from its chains wowed you this year? Whether it be a song we had been counting down the days for or a complete surprise, it’s only right that we honour these previously hidden gems with the Leak of the Year award.
*Please nominate up to 5 of your favourite Lana songs that were leaked this year. The top 5 will continue to the next voting round.*
 
Eligible Songs:
 
 
 

Though our basket of released songs isn't as bountiful as previous years, it has still become tradition to have our Song of the Year award. This award will honour our favourite tune that became part of our soundtrack for this year, making its way to the top of our wraps and replays.
*As only 2 new songs and 3 new remixes were released this year, this category will not have a nomination round and the following 5 songs will move straight to the voting round.*
 
Eligible songs:
 
 
 

 Not only do we stan an icon, but this site itself is iconic in its own right. Whether it’s something Lana herself did or something that happened on LanaBoards, the new Iconic Moment of the Year award will honour that top memory of the year that will forever live down in Lipster history.
 
 
 

This award is for our true living legend. Who truly made LanaBoards what it was this year? Let us bestow our honour upon this sacred member through the coveted Lipster of the Year award. We'll never forget you, like the tunnel under Ocean Blvd.
 
 
 

i can't believe i'm now technically a veteran of lanaboards...