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UH BITCH??????? ROSES BLOOM FOR YOU ANOTHER GODDAMN NEW SONG WRITTEN AND DONE IN A FEW MONTHS THIS GIRL AINT EVEN DONE W THE DAMN RECORD
 
BUT HER TALKING IN THE STUDIO MURDERED ME, WHO KNEW THIS WITCHY RETRO QUEEN INVENTED ADORABLENESS, FUCKKKKK

1) long track list? check
 
2) different sounds throughout? check
 
3) rap features on an alt/pop album? check
 
4) Lana Del Rey? check!

I LEAVE FOR 10 FUCKING MINUTES WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED YALL I AM SO LOST FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

y'all... literally a few pages back we already dealt with this  , there's a damn halsey thread for a reason p-lease use that 

It's not a crime to dislike some songs or snippets y'all.. nobody has to like everything an artist does! It's a weird concept I know! Most people who already have had negative feelings from the snippet dislike the extra features beyond Rocky (that can change if done right), and the messiness of the clip. It's moreso a cautious feeling. It doesn't matter if the snippet is low quality- it sounds complex and all too much with mumbles and random vocals along with Lana at the end singing along to one of the guys- but it sounds like row your boat in the sense that one of them seems to be a bit slower. it feels messy. Nobody said they downright hate the track at all, 
 
even then I haven't seen anybody who doesn't like the song so far attacking and getting frustrated with those who do.. but I am seein people who love the snippet get annoyed with those who dont 
 

Thought we were getting a retro-futuristic record, then thought we were getting a thematically witch-y record.... then I thought we were getting a politically aware flower child record with Sean Lennon and Stevie Nicks.... then I thought we were getting a "beatsy acoustic" record.... and now.... now, my friends, I don't know what the hell we are getting but regardless I know the good sis will deliver and snatch my weave when July 21 comes
 
 

WAIT GUYs. i have a theory   .
 
what if: Lana is trying her hardest to make this era messy and check off every box of things critics hate; while trying to keep the veil of something meaningful by making some good strides (love/lfl mv, magazines and photoshoots), and then flipping the script and pushing the album back, tease the fans, release new under produced song that gp and critics don't truly care about researching it and think its a genuine new single off LfL!!- all so Lana can get torn apart by fans and critics so she can find her sad, meloncholic messy self so she can produce UV 2.0 a year and a half later!!
 

 
 
also if you don't see this is a joke and im just really bored...then...bitch..wyd...

Rihanna is not Lana Del Rey.
 
I love Lana but...she cannot convincingly pull off the wide array of genres that Rihanna has (not just on that album but in her entire discography). That is not Lana's ministry. Lana can do a lot of genres, but not to that degree. Definitely not trap.
 
For me, it's not that diversity is wrong. It's that Lana has no synergy with trap music, contrary to the opinion of the gays on this board who think everything involving a TR-808 drum machine is trap. And I love that the same people who fell in love with Cherry bc of the IG videos are the same people saying that it's great AND that we can't judge based off of it.
 
I don't want Lana to come off like Katy Perry, slapping random popular rappers who don't even mesh with her sound on records just because she can. And I DEFINITELY don't want Lana to turn into Miley Cyrus (and I mean that both musically and socially).
 
I love rap music. It's what I listen to the most. And I know Lana has incorporated rap elements before. But there are at least two main concerns I have with her doing this, and both should be obvious.

While I also appreciate it when artists evolve and try new things, people are allowed to feel how they feel about a different direction an artist is taking. Obviously we all love the old Lana, or else we wouldn't be here. Some people are gonna be flexible and like the new things she's doing, and some people won't. And that's fine. None of us should be so bothered by whether or not fellow fans like Lana for all the same reasons we do. 

WAIT GUYs. i have a theory   .
 
what if: Lana is trying her hardest to make this era messy and check off every box of things critics hate; while trying to keep the veil of something meaningful by making some good strides (love/lfl mv, magazines and photoshoots), and then flipping the script and pushing the album back, tease the fans, release new under produced song that gp and critics don't truly care about researching it and think its a genuine new single off LfL!!- all so Lana can get torn apart by fans and critics so she can find her sad, meloncholic messy self so she can produce UV 2.0 a year and a half later!!
 

 
 
also if you don't see this is a joke and im just really bored...then...bitch..wyd...

WAIT GUYs. i have a theory   .
 
what if: Lana is trying her hardest to make this era messy and check off every box of things critics hate; while trying to keep the veil of something meaningful by making some good strides (love/lfl mv, magazines and photoshoots), and then flipping the script and pushing the album back, tease the fans, release new under produced song that gp and critics don't truly care about researching it and think its a genuine new single off LfL!!- all so Lana can get torn apart by fans and critics so she can find her sad, meloncholic messy self so she can produce UV 2.0 a year and a half later!!
 

 
 
also if you don't see this is a joke and im just really bored...then...bitch..wyd...

hollywood overall, but my little heart wishes for Angel's Forever/Forever Angels to be the closing track.. it's so cinematic and it feels like an ending to a movie where everything goes wrong but the two main characters are content sitting together watching the sunset goddamnit it makes me emo 
 
but every man gets his wish is very cute and vintage sounding (taking lyrics from 1949 tho). Knowing her she won't bring any tracks up though

WAIT GUYs. i have a theory   .
 
what if: Lana is trying her hardest to make this era messy and check off every box of things critics hate; while trying to keep the veil of something meaningful by making some good strides (love/lfl mv, magazines and photoshoots), and then flipping the script and pushing the album back, tease the fans, release new under produced song that gp and critics don't truly care about researching it and think its a genuine new single off LfL!!- all so Lana can get torn apart by fans and critics so she can find her sad, meloncholic messy self so she can produce UV 2.0 a year and a half later!!
 

 
 
also if you don't see this is a joke and im just really bored...then...bitch..wyd...

WAIT GUYs. i have a theory   .
 
what if: Lana is trying her hardest to make this era messy and check off every box of things critics hate; while trying to keep the veil of something meaningful by making some good strides (love/lfl mv, magazines and photoshoots), and then flipping the script and pushing the album back, tease the fans, release new under produced song that gp and critics don't truly care about researching it and think its a genuine new single off LfL!!- all so Lana can get torn apart by fans and critics so she can find her sad, meloncholic messy self so she can produce UV 2.0 a year and a half later!!
 

 
 
also if you don't see this is a joke and im just really bored...then...bitch..wyd...

prepare to be sacrificed to the gods for slandering burning desire babe

WAIT GUYs. i have a theory   .
 
what if: Lana is trying her hardest to make this era messy and check off every box of things critics hate; while trying to keep the veil of something meaningful by making some good strides (love/lfl mv, magazines and photoshoots), and then flipping the script and pushing the album back, tease the fans, release new under produced song that gp and critics don't truly care about researching it and think its a genuine new single off LfL!!- all so Lana can get torn apart by fans and critics so she can find her sad, meloncholic messy self so she can produce UV 2.0 a year and a half later!!
 

 
 
also if you don't see this is a joke and im just really bored...then...bitch..wyd...

WAIT GUYs. i have a theory   .
 
what if: Lana is trying her hardest to make this era messy and check off every box of things critics hate; while trying to keep the veil of something meaningful by making some good strides (love/lfl mv, magazines and photoshoots), and then flipping the script and pushing the album back, tease the fans, release new under produced song that gp and critics don't truly care about researching it and think its a genuine new single off LfL!!- all so Lana can get torn apart by fans and critics so she can find her sad, meloncholic messy self so she can produce UV 2.0 a year and a half later!!
 

 
 
also if you don't see this is a joke and im just really bored...then...bitch..wyd...

don't get me wrong artpop has some of my favorite gaga songs ever (gypsy, dope, donatella, guy, and manicure) but the album and era as a whole was messy and fucking weird.. and not in a good way

wrap you up in my daisy ... chains 

prepare to be sacrificed to the gods for slandering burning desire babe

I'm ready.

prepare to be sacrificed to the gods for slandering burning desire babe

prepare to be sacrificed to the gods for slandering burning desire babe

It's not a crime to dislike some songs or snippets y'all.. nobody has to like everything an artist does! It's a weird concept I know! Most people who already have had negative feelings from the snippet dislike the extra features beyond Rocky (that can change if done right), and the messiness of the clip. It's moreso a cautious feeling. It doesn't matter if the snippet is low quality- it sounds complex and all too much with mumbles and random vocals along with Lana at the end singing along to one of the guys- but it sounds like row your boat in the sense that one of them seems to be a bit slower. it feels messy. Nobody said they downright hate the track at all, 
 
even then I haven't seen anybody who doesn't like the song so far attacking and getting frustrated with those who do.. but I am seein people who love the snippet get annoyed with those who dont 
 

I LEAVE FOR 10 FUCKING MINUTES WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED YALL I AM SO LOST FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK