Ben Mawson

I doubt I remember the password anymore. I haven't been active on that account in years. Just a bodge job to send some reference tracks to a few industry folk and the guy who mixed the audio for the Premises sessions. What the devil was his name. I think he's an expat down under now.
 
Whose settee do you think Lana was sleeping on when she recorded that song? I don't know every unreleased Lana song like some of you probably do, but I do have at least a passing familiarity with songs in her setlist. Also amused by the idea that someone who gets spammed by thirsty stans literally every day wouldn't know a thing or two about stan culture.

I doubt I remember the password anymore. I haven't been active on that account in years. Just a bodge job to send some reference tracks to a few industry folk and the guy who mixed the audio for the Premises sessions. What the devil was his name. I think he's an expat down under now.
 
Whose settee do you think Lana was sleeping on when she recorded that song? I don't know every unreleased Lana song like some of you probably do, but I do have at least a passing familiarity with songs in her setlist. Also amused by the idea that someone who gets spammed by thirsty stans literally every day wouldn't know a thing or two about stan culture.

It goes hard. Oh wait, you meant the album?
 
Being the real Ben Mawson and being an incredibly dedicated troll are not mutually exclusive.
 
You'd be surprised how much time you'd have on your hands if one of your clients stopped listening to most of your advice, but still paid you anyway. Or maybe you wouldn't. Also, I stick my twin Ed with a lot of the drudge work.
 
This guy gets it.
 
Here ya go: https://bit.ly/2WMbcDc
 
 
 
I'm the real Ben, but then again, that's exactly what a fake Ben would say. Technically speaking, my dad is the real Ben Mawson and I'm just a half-Iranian ripoff of the original. Lana trolling is in my blood. I come by it honestly.
 
ok
 
UsAgainstTheWorld.mp3
 

 
Or I just forgot to tick the "Allow me to approve members before they're added as a friend" box when I first signed up.
 
Hi, a hole. 

It goes hard. Oh wait, you meant the album?
 
Being the real Ben Mawson and being an incredibly dedicated troll are not mutually exclusive.
 
You'd be surprised how much time you'd have on your hands if one of your clients stopped listening to most of your advice, but still paid you anyway. Or maybe you wouldn't. Also, I stick my twin Ed with a lot of the drudge work.
 
This guy gets it.
 
Here ya go: https://bit.ly/2WMbcDc
 
 
 
I'm the real Ben, but then again, that's exactly what a fake Ben would say. Technically speaking, my dad is the real Ben Mawson and I'm just a half-Iranian ripoff of the original. Lana trolling is in my blood. I come by it honestly.
 
ok
 
UsAgainstTheWorld.mp3
 

 
Or I just forgot to tick the "Allow me to approve members before they're added as a friend" box when I first signed up.
 
Hi, a hole. 

It goes hard. Oh wait, you meant the album?
 
Being the real Ben Mawson and being an incredibly dedicated troll are not mutually exclusive.
 
You'd be surprised how much time you'd have on your hands if one of your clients stopped listening to most of your advice, but still paid you anyway. Or maybe you wouldn't. Also, I stick my twin Ed with a lot of the drudge work.
 
This guy gets it.
 
Here ya go: https://bit.ly/2WMbcDc
 
 
 
I'm the real Ben, but then again, that's exactly what a fake Ben would say. Technically speaking, my dad is the real Ben Mawson and I'm just a half-Iranian ripoff of the original. Lana trolling is in my blood. I come by it honestly.
 
ok
 
UsAgainstTheWorld.mp3
 

 
Or I just forgot to tick the "Allow me to approve members before they're added as a friend" box when I first signed up.
 
Hi, a hole. 

It goes hard. Oh wait, you meant the album?
 
Being the real Ben Mawson and being an incredibly dedicated troll are not mutually exclusive.
 
You'd be surprised how much time you'd have on your hands if one of your clients stopped listening to most of your advice, but still paid you anyway. Or maybe you wouldn't. Also, I stick my twin Ed with a lot of the drudge work.
 
This guy gets it.
 
Here ya go: https://bit.ly/2WMbcDc
 
 
 
I'm the real Ben, but then again, that's exactly what a fake Ben would say. Technically speaking, my dad is the real Ben Mawson and I'm just a half-Iranian ripoff of the original. Lana trolling is in my blood. I come by it honestly.
 
ok
 
UsAgainstTheWorld.mp3
 

 
Or I just forgot to tick the "Allow me to approve members before they're added as a friend" box when I first signed up.
 
Hi, a hole. 

This is a longer, more self-indulgent rant than the "Ride" monologue, Tropico, or the "Venice Bitch" outro. Jesus. 

 

With your big eyes, and your bi-i-ig... 

 

This is a longer, more self-indulgent rant than the "Ride" monologue, Tropico, or the "Venice Bitch" outro. Jesus. 

 

With your big eyes, and your bi-i-ig... 

 

ben trying to tell lana to do something 
 

This is a longer, more self-indulgent rant than the "Ride" monologue, Tropico, or the "Venice Bitch" outro. Jesus. 

 

With your big eyes, and your bi-i-ig... 

 

I got new rules I count 'em 1. Don't date Ben Mawson
 

whatever 

Yeah, I just couldn't get it up for that. 

Wait, which one of us is Big Bird? I'm so confused... 

Bitch I saw it too.   

We just want the fuckin' truth  

You're within the jurisdiction of the UK now? Interesting. 

This is a longer, more self-indulgent rant than the "Ride" monologue, Tropico, or the "Venice Bitch" outro. Jesus. 

 

With your big eyes, and your bi-i-ig... 

 

You say this as if I haven't already tried...  

 
 

new phone who dis  

venmoed you  

Maja doesn't think I'm funny either.

I got new rules I count 'em 1. Don't date Ben Mawson
 

whatever 

Yeah, I just couldn't get it up for that. 

Wait, which one of us is Big Bird? I'm so confused... 

Bitch I saw it too.   

We just want the fuckin' truth  

You're within the jurisdiction of the UK now? Interesting. 

This is a longer, more self-indulgent rant than the "Ride" monologue, Tropico, or the "Venice Bitch" outro. Jesus. 

 

With your big eyes, and your bi-i-ig... 

 

This is a longer, more self-indulgent rant than the "Ride" monologue, Tropico, or the "Venice Bitch" outro. Jesus. 

 

With your big eyes, and your bi-i-ig... 

 

You say this as if I haven't already tried...  

 
 

new phone who dis  

venmoed you  

Maja doesn't think I'm funny either.

I got new rules I count 'em 1. Don't date Ben Mawson
 

whatever 

Yeah, I just couldn't get it up for that. 

Wait, which one of us is Big Bird? I'm so confused... 

Bitch I saw it too.   

We just want the fuckin' truth  

You're within the jurisdiction of the UK now? Interesting. 

I got new rules I count 'em 1. Don't date Ben Mawson
 

whatever 

Yeah, I just couldn't get it up for that. 

Wait, which one of us is Big Bird? I'm so confused... 

Bitch I saw it too.   

We just want the fuckin' truth  

You're within the jurisdiction of the UK now? Interesting. 

I got new rules I count 'em 1. Don't date Ben Mawson
 

whatever 

Yeah, I just couldn't get it up for that. 

Wait, which one of us is Big Bird? I'm so confused... 

Bitch I saw it too.   

We just want the fuckin' truth  

You're within the jurisdiction of the UK now? Interesting. 

His responses to you guys has me in TEARS

This is a longer, more self-indulgent rant than the "Ride" monologue, Tropico, or the "Venice Bitch" outro. Jesus. 

 

With your big eyes, and your bi-i-ig... 

 

LMAO LANA'S MANAGER HAS AN ACCOUNT ON HERE!?
He must think we're all fuckin insane lmfao

This is a longer, more self-indulgent rant than the "Ride" monologue, Tropico, or the "Venice Bitch" outro. Jesus. 

 

With your big eyes, and your bi-i-ig... 

 

I love this time when Ben shows up here and quotes some random post about his d*** etc. and says nothing about Lana or the album.