Trinity

Oh my God this is so wrong 

In Ooh Baby she says: Look at all your high brow friends

& I thought she says: Look at all your eyebrow friends

And I was like.. who makes friends with people's eyebrows? 

RIDING HIS WHITE PONY NAMED KEVIN.
WAIT, MAYBE KEVIN IS K. OMG.

In "Paradise" she says, "Rock you like a real bad baby" and I thought she said "Bought you like a realtor, baby" :')

Also in TIWMUG, it says "high heels in her hand". I always thought it said "flyers in her hand" and had this image of a drunk girl passing out flyers for something on the side of the road while Lana just leans against a chain link fence and smokes a cigarette..
It's a beautiful image, I tell you. It really is.   

Misheard Lana Lyrics

 

Here is where we can post lyrics that we've misheard in Lana's songs.

Be sure to post the real lyric, too.

I'll start:

 

In Diet Mountain Dew it says:

"There in his white Pontiac Heaven"

I thought it said:

"Ridin' his white pony named Kevin"

 

I know, embarrassing 

Can't wait to read some of yours!

In "Paradise" she says, "Rock you like a real bad baby" and I thought she said "Bought you like a realtor, baby" :')

RIDING HIS WHITE PONY NAMED KEVIN.
WAIT, MAYBE KEVIN IS K. OMG.

Oh my God this is so wrong 

"You're so fresh to death and sick as cat cancer" - My mom

she's 28

Hot Pink Trailer Trash
Jessica Rabbit
Queen of the Soda Fountain
My Mercedes
French Toast (Cinnamon Girl)
American Bitch
Tropical Gangsta 
Alabama Cowboy Man
 
I literally could do this all day.

Tattoo Copycat Beat Down
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Too Broke for New Clothes?
Queen of Hollywood Sadcore, Lana Del Rey, Wears Same Ball Cap Every Day for Five Weeks
 
Is Shaun the New Bradley?
Lana Scratches the Release of Her 30-Minute Short Film After Twitter Fight with Albino

Tattoo Copycat Beat Down
"Skyfall" Singer Adele Attacked in London, Victim Claims Her Attacker Was Singing, "I Be Murdering 'Em, Murdering 'Em Just for Fun" During Assault
 
Too Broke for New Clothes?
Queen of Hollywood Sadcore, Lana Del Rey, Wears Same Ball Cap Every Day for Five Weeks
 
Is Shaun the New Bradley?
Lana Scratches the Release of Her 30-Minute Short Film After Twitter Fight with Albino

@@SitarHero in glory and gore does she say, "chance is the only game I play with, baby"         anything u wanna tell the class?

I'M COASTIN', I'M COASTIN' ON A DREAM. I'M COASTIN', THIS ONE'S FOR YOU & ME.
 
My song for like 5ever now.
 
(I'm aware she's only featured on that song, but still )

love it tbh 

Small little theory I have here...
 
 
 

Have we ruled out the thought that K could have been a musician? We have no way of knowing.. But it seems like everyone automatically applies lyrics like "play for me at your show" to Barrie because he's in a band. K could have very well been in a band, too.

Oh my God this is so wrong 

RIDING HIS WHITE PONY NAMED KEVIN.
WAIT, MAYBE KEVIN IS K. OMG.

In National Anthem she says, "Keep me safe in his bell tower hotel"
And I always thought she said "Keep me safe in his will, time will hold tell" 

I honestly thought it said that, too.
Also "Diamond Blue, baby, New York City" seems to be quite a popular lyric of hers. 

Tattoo Copycat Beat Down
"Skyfall" Singer Adele Attacked in London, Victim Claims Her Attacker Was Singing, "I Be Murdering 'Em, Murdering 'Em Just for Fun" During Assault
 
Too Broke for New Clothes?
Queen of Hollywood Sadcore, Lana Del Rey, Wears Same Ball Cap Every Day for Five Weeks
 
Is Shaun the New Bradley?
Lana Scratches the Release of Her 30-Minute Short Film After Twitter Fight with Albino

Lana's gynaecologist urges star to reduce carbonated soda intake.