my ol man isa batman

This is why Lana won't tour the US!!!!!

Sorry no sorry but umm Tropico & ARTPOP were bigger flops than Azealia Banks?  

@vh1
 
 

Vh1's been a flop since 2008.

I bet you made this whole thread just to say this.

Artpop is #1 so it seems pretty accurate 

Should this even have a thread

''VH1''
 

And she is..? 

In regards to Lana's "daddy paying for everything" if it is true then I don't see it as that big a deal. Her father never paid any of us to be her fans, she got us on her own so why should it matter? 

Remind me to never PM you

MAYO, yes you

In the land of gods and monsters, I was an angel looking to get pop tarts.

I hope you're happy. While laughing I hit my head against the wall.

Yo-yo, yes you,
Yo-yo
 

I'm politely asking chicks to move just to get to you.

I
AM
SLEE
PIN
AT
LEAST
8
HOURS
A
NIGHT
SO
I
CAN
HAVE
A
PRO
DUC
TIVE
DAY
 
How do you like me now?

I know your wife and she's a really nice lady

Baby, I'm a cinnamon girl, you should share your trix with me.
 

B-A-D-D-E-S-T
Baddest girl at the Spelling Bee

Take your body into the shower and clean yourself before you go downtown tonight.
 
You can be the boss friendly co-worker to help me finish a task.
 
You call me lavender, you call me sunshine. You tell me to cover myself up so I don't look like a harlot.

Never lying to herself, because lying is a sin

Pushing up my beliefs in your face.

Remember how we used to politely knock and respect the business hours of the hotel, only swimming if there is a lifeguard present?