GeminiLanaFan

He did give us a second acronym but I dont think there was anything else for sure…Anyways, I unfollowed him, since he posts about so many other things and I’m done with deciphering what a maybe possible insider might maybe post something cryptic that could maybe be about Lana.

Lana is the only artist that I Stan. I love may others but not on her level. i wonder how other fandoms are, if they’re wild like us. swifties and K-pop fans are very intense as well, but is it the same everywhere?

Hahahaha! BoZ clearly did throw some shade at us, calling us obsessed and psychotic seriously, guys, we need to cool down

Off topic, but Crazy for you, although a HM outtake, is not the most interesting snippet we got. It seems a bit lethargic and with a lot of piano My Dark City, on the other hand… or the mysterious Dragon Slayer anyways, I wonder if we’ll get an outtake from another era with this album.

Friends of insiders never seem like a good source of info to me… If they talk too much, their new « friend » won’t give them any more gifts… Call me old fashioned, but I prefer when Alexa or Shazam spill the beans by accident or when some anonymous rando posts here and we have to remember when they said to see if it checks out (this is my 7000th post here )

Woah the « you wanted me sad.. » line

Oh another thought, a bit far-fetched but still… he called the Weyes album AOTY… and then there were the acronyms… could Lana’s album be a bit reminiscent of Weyes’s masterpiece? If so, this will be me on my first listen:

Now that we know that the acronyms are surely about Lana, it’s exciting to think that after a couple of weeks of saying the album was a masterpiece, BoZ still loves at least one song out of the lot (like it’s easy to get excited when an album is released, but will it stand the test of time?)

We figure out the damn acronyms

Y’all forgot that BoZ used to send nude pics of him to eclipse

I totally agree with you: any insider, other than BoZ or Eclipse, I don’t believe 100%. So far, DragonWhore’s descriptions have been consistent (and more plausible than TheDollClub’s descriptions - EDM on a Lana track?!?) and the FJM collab gives them some credibility. If the description of the album is true, it’s everything I love about my 3 fave albums from her the surf rock anthem of Beautiful was lustforlife’s, who just plain invented or got trolled by someone who made them believe it to be true. The funniest part might have been when they tried to defend that description though

Edit: I went back to their posts and will summarize it here: strings, orchestral, cinematic (a bit like HM); lazy, hazy, dreamy but also menacing (strong psychedelic vibes) if we loved Buddy’s Rendezvous, we’d love the direction of this album. Think Northern California illegal pot farmers / communes with cultish vibes. More cohesive direction / vision than COCC and BB. lyric tease: psychedelic trip, half moon bay, for Jim I’ll stay

I’m not sure if they were the one to spill the tea on LMlYLAW… I always thought it was some anonymous account that posted the info and disappeared and the info was confirmed by Eclipse…

Ever since she included a reworked Yayo on Paradise, I don’t have a lot of hope for a aka rerelease to be honest… I like aka but don’t see the album as whole being rereleased…

Well, if @DragonWhore is not trolling us, he already described it… So far, he did mark some points, with the FJM collab being true… ?!? Insider tea or another attempt at manifesting?!?!

I dont know what to make of the Neil comment… I interpret it as either: - a photoshoot did happen and they’re about to reveal it; - a photoshoot is planned in the coming weeks / months; - or they know they will work together again sometime in the future but nothing formal is planned yet (I had an ex who would say « see you soon », but the « soon » in question was almost a month later 🙄😭)

i mean…

This is getting weird

« Acronym » aside, when I think about this album, I imagine the ominous piano of her best tracks, the strings of HM, the anger / passion of UV, but with the adlib / automatic writing of some Violet poems. The fact that she sent voice memos to Drew, that was singing a note memo when Jack began playing piano: the lyrics will probably be all over the place, carefree and wild

Magnificent and gorgeous on every level Twin Flame is this weird song that builds up so slowly and majestically God Turned Me Into a Flower is the song I want played at my funeral. Just so trippy and wonderful. Hearts Aglow is THE anthem of 2022 the last two songs are the ones I liked the least on first listen but the lyrics on The Worst is Done brought me back to the pandemics (and I really love the spacey - synth sounds in the beginning, like an ultrasound or being in a womb) The first two singles were always gorgeous, but they resonate even more with the whole lot.

Does he ever answer?

God Put Someone..?!?? before trying to crack the code, I need to be sure this is Lana-related.

He said the « masterpiece of an album » wasn’t out for a couple of months and we could already stream Weyes’s album legally through our SubPop accounts when someone had bought a copy on their website.