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Imagine, though, if that account had made a real in-depth article about the album… after having heard it through leaks… Oh the drama we would have had!!! Ben and Ed would have lawyered up like there’s no tomorrow before lunch (I prefer my own fan fiction to this disappointment )

Well, her comment clearly steered us in the wrong delulu direction. i kinda knew it wouldn’t be a review of the album because it’s away too early in time for critics to comment on it… and well, this is a very small account. how did we find out about this anyways?

It’s a very good student end-of-term project

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When the drama of it all is way more entertaining than the actual piece

Oh it’s on!

In what shape or form this « article » was supposed to be? Audio? Video? Written?

HM is our fave album?!? didn’t know that… reading some of the Reddit reposts that some brought here and yeah, LB might be crazy at times, but it doesn’t even compare

I really hope she is filming a MV 👀

Leanin’ on my back or Lennon on my back… Both make sense and although I prefer leaning on my back, the Lennon reference wouldn’t be her cringiest at all. Interview tomorrow

Still prefer thrive

I honestly don’t either… but when Venice Bitch or Cinnamon Girl were released, every fan account had some variation on either or both names… American Whore is already hyped… we’re gonna see that name plastered all over But hey, i hope its as good as they say and if it is, well there are worse things in the world

Can’t wait to hear A&W… but, at the same time, every fan / Twitter account / IG fan account will plaster it all over

This article gives me Mojo vibes from the Chemtrails era… where they talked a lot about the new album. but hey, I’m sure LB tomorrow will be disappointed by that new article because we had that info from insiders

Kinda dig it in that situation (it’s mysterious… and I read that she’ll say something about the album. We’ll see if it’s something groundbreaking but I doubt it, with all the info we have from insiders) but kinda hate it when it comes to album delays or release dates

Festival venues usually have a lot of « greatest hits » set list, indeed

I honestly don’t think so. COCC and HM are her most cohesive… but COCC feels like it happened by accident, because she did say she wanted to add a little something else to switch things up (Dealer), and the pandemic made it hard to write / compose with Jack. So I almost see COCC as « this what we had so far ». Tunnel seems to be more diverse already, from what the insiders told us.

She can always cancel last minute

I think that artists nowadays must tour or, at least, pull off a Beyoncé a do a very big concert / festival. I don’t want her to tour for the sake of it on a neverending thing. But something smaller maybe?

It’s true that January has been dry promo wise with the album.

well, I’ll leave it to her to take a break if she wants to I’m saying this again, but her Annie Mac interview for COCC made me believe for sure that she’d take one after COCC… need i say more? I like a good MV for sure. As for a tour…. I don’t know. Her live performances often are uneven: some nights, she is phenomenal and some others, she is a bit off Unless there are lot of surprises on her next set list, I don’t crave for a tour (and those often make the process of a new album take longer ). i love Lana most of all for her music. As long as the album covers are great, I wont complain. I also love magazine interviews and photoshoots: there is something very « old Hollywood » about her a star, in 2023, promoting her art through those.

It’s at midnight, local time.

Yeah, I don’t think we’ll learn much from that interview… and, well, it’s a bit in part cause our trusted insiders spilled a lot in the ´passed weeks hehe 😜

She triggered my FOMO real bad, when she said there’d be a boxset without a date announcement

Apple Music doesn’t have previews / snippets. ITunes does, but not very much in advance (if ever). ITunes does display song lengths though of coming songs. The 30-second previews we had in passed eras was from some smaller sites offering streaming / buying options.